Huh. Turns out crazy neck elongation runs in the Engineer’s family!
Makes more sense if you’ve read the recent Loose Canon comic over at the official Team Fortress site!
Submitted by John W.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 5, 2010 · 12:03 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Growth Spurt, Sequential Art, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Weird · Leave a comment () 95 Comments |
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inb4Nope.
Back in my dayz we didn't have no fancy hats! we had to nope headshots!
I like this.
i expected him to say "alrighty then" in the original comic :/
http://instantyeah.org/
Back in my day, when we declined an offer, we had to do it in at least 10 syllables. One syllable was unheard of for an entire sentence.
Ach, but the hat's upside down on the table! That means the neck has to do a…∩ shape?
Someone needs to erect him a damn neck brace, else his neck cease being erect.
His head should have gone inside his helmet.
ALSO
nope.jpg
67 Epeen! I require assistance!
I would make a joke… but i have a more important statement….
WHEN THE FUCK DID VALVE START MAKING TF2 COMICS???!!! WHERE THE FUCK WAS I!?!?
ahem…. saying that i shall now dive deep into their archives to find more…
YEAP
*head goes inside torso*
B-but I wanna be a monster! D:
Wow. I just changed my avatar in some stuff to Granpda-Engie, too.
STOP BEING INSIDE MY MIND.
I look forward to this slowly becoming more popular, to the point it has a crossover with Captian Falcon
YES
…nope
priceless
…You monster.
looks like this guy got more than *puts on sunglasses* a leg-up.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
hooray my first shades joke! and wow, it suks! feel free to -1 me! =D
Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real update
I'm feelin greaaaaaaaaat!
And 2Fort, I'll turn it inside out, yeah
Spycheckin' around in ecstasy
So don't sap me now…
Don't sap me
'Cause I'm having an update
Having an update!
I'm a Soldier rocket jumping through the sky
With my Gunboats, defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing Scout, passin' by like cp_well train
I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stoppin' me
I'm building through the map, yeah
Shittons of sentries, that's why they call me Credit to Team
The level 4 shoots a laser beam!
I wanna make a smoking heap of gibs out of you
Don't sap me now
I'm having such a good game
On top of the board
Don't sap me now If you wanna have a good game
Don't add to my score
Don't sap me now
'Cause I'm having a good game
Don't sap me now
Yes, I'm having a good game
If you got a problem you should cry sum moar
I'm an ubercharge standing on the point
About to win this shit
I build a teleport
Now get to the front
I'm dispensin', pushin' on the payload
It's a fucking bomb, about to whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, EXPLODE!
I'm building through the map, yeah
Shittons of sentries, that's why they call me Credit to Team
The level 4 shoots a laser beam!
I wanna make a smoking heap of gibs out of you
Don't sap me, don't sap me, don't sap me, hey, hey, hey!
Don't sap me, don't sap me, ooh, ooh, ooh!
I'll wrench it!
Don't sap me, don't sap me
Be a good sport, good sport
Don't sap me, don't sap me
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Pyro's awesome guitar solo)
Ohhhhhhh, I'm building through the map, yeah
Shittons of sentries, that's why they call me Credit to Team
The level 4 shoots a laser beam!
I wanna make a smoking heap of gibs out of you
Don't sap me now
I'm having such a good time
On top of the board
Don't sap me now
If you wanna have a good game
Don't add to my score
Don't sap me now
'Cause I'm having a good game
Don't sap me now
Yes, I'm having a good game
If you got a problem you should cry sum moar
Da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa da da da da
Da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaa
Da da daaaaaaaaa
Daaaa da da da daaaaaaaaaa da…
Soon his neck will grow high enough to reach that Sentry that flew up a couple dozen submission ago.
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And thus, "nope" became the new Courage Kratos.
Except, you know, this one's actually funny.
-I have seen the other side. There is nothing there. Fix. This. Machine.
-Nope.
HOLY FFFFF-
99 E-Peen! 99 E-PEEN! My Internet meming brothers! I summon you!
+1 ME! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! TO MAKE HISTORY! TO MAKE IT TO 100 E-PEEN!
This Is MADNESS!!!
I laughed harder than I probably should have when I reached the last panel.
MOMENTS IN HISTORY:
"Caesar, are you going to restore the Republic?"
"Nope."
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
"Nope."
"Galileo, does the sun revolve around the Earth?"
"Nope."
"Dammit American colonies, pay your taxes!"
"Nope."
"Here Prince John, sign the Magna Carta."
"Nope."
"Mein Fuhrer…maybe we should…oh I dunno…evacuate our troops from Stalingrad?"
"Nope."
"Should we let someone more talented than Michael Bay direct Transformers?"
"Nope."
We're sapping you back to the future!
Once again. Yep.
Cause it's gonna be the future soon
And I won't always be this way
When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away
nope