I enjoyed JoeAdok‘s Falcon-centric alternate ending to Mario Galaxy… but we all know it takes two falcon punches colliding to truly recreate the big bang!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2010 · 10:32 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Church of Falcon, Cray-Z Crossovers, F-Zero, Growth Spurt, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros · Leave a comment (49 Comments) |
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Does this mean Mario was The Alimghty Falcon's First Creation his Adam to his God
Why am I not surprised that this submission has a perfect score?
Inb4Wolfitesnotlettingthepicgetaperfectscore
FALCON'S WILL BE DONE!
And Thus, Mario learned a Move of his own; with the shake of a remote from the heavens, he can do a spinning Falcon Punch. And Captain Falcon saw this and it was good.
now I understand! Falcon punch is the answer for the universe, meaning of life, and other questions!
Now to wait for Super Falcon Galaxy 2: Revenge of the Wolf.
HYES!!!
Well, crap. The comment has been deleted. Now I will forever be asking myself "WHAT'S OVER 9000!?!?!? WHAT!?!?!?".
That is a very impressive smile.
*falcon swoon*
Yea and Peach partook of the Cake of truth, creating sin in man And forever sealed woman's place in the kitchen. And the Falcon said unto Peach, make'eth me a fucking sandwich!
17:1 Sega Genesis
Falcon blessed him and said to him "Be fruitful and multiply."
Peach = fruit. You know where this is going.
All moves has been shown?
Does that mean every single life on the universe needs to show Captain Falcon their move to reborn the universe?
Obviously…
Captain Falcon > Rosalina.
Captain Falcon:
Falcon is all that once was and all that will be!
Falcon controls time and space!
Love and death!
Falcon can see into your mind!
FALCON CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOOOUUUUL!
Mario: Really? Falcon can do all that?
Captain Falcon, Hehe, no *awesomefaces*
It's official. We need a Falcon Bible.
Thy Moves Should Save Us!!!
I see what you did there.
Now do it do me.
And so each of the falcon's fellow racers went off and created race track galaxies of their own as they were destined to do.
X divided by Zero… no matter what "X" is, once you divide him by Zero, the universe will cease to exist.
And this universe rebirth is done with the most powerful of moves, one that carries the essence of the falcons
DAMMN!
HOWD HE GET OUT!?
JENKINS! RECONTAIN THE FALCON!
HE MUST NOT FIND THE CLONE!!
Mario death in credits glitch, anyone?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU TACO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LET SHAWN PICK IT!
Where does Axl fit into that equation?
we thought it was a good idea at first.
but then we saw what happened to planet namek….
we are sorry earthlings.
gentlemen, I do not wish to die today (when the universe is destroyed and remade anew)
therefore, hide at least one move, please!