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I enjoyed JoeAdok‘s Falcon-centric alternate ending to Mario Galaxy… but we all know it takes two falcon punches colliding to truly recreate the big bang!
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The Fate of the Universe

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2010 · 10:32 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(277 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)

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Artistic, Church of Falcon, Cray-Z Crossovers, F-Zero, Growth Spurt, Nintendo, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros

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Badonk 105p · 774 weeks ago

Yea and Peach partook of the Cake of truth, creating sin in man And forever sealed woman's place in the kitchen. And the Falcon said unto Peach, make'eth me a fucking sandwich!

17:1 Sega Genesis

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Leo E. 114p · 774 weeks ago

"Cake" and "truth" should never be in the same sentence.

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MorningMoon 97p · 774 weeks ago

But, you just put them in the same sentence!

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Leo E. 114p · 774 weeks ago

The exception that proves the rule. Literally.

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DocFriend 36p · 774 weeks ago

It can be if written in religious literature. Or if Captain Falcon says it.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 774 weeks ago

You sir win.
You deserve +1.

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AuraMaster 107p · 774 weeks ago

Falcon blessed him and said to him "Be fruitful and multiply."

Peach = fruit. You know where this is going.

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3 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 774 weeks ago

That is a very impressive smile.
*falcon swoon*

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2 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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AuraMaster 107p · 774 weeks ago

What was that, Douglas?

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 774 weeks ago

nothin'...

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Cheat2Win 82p · 774 weeks ago

Why am I not surprised that this submission has a perfect score?

Inb4Wolfitesnotlettingthepicgetaperfectscore

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5 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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AreUExperienced 73p · 774 weeks ago

Photobucket

The troll will prevent this from receiving a perfect score, not Wolf or his acolytes.

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TheTopHatKid 88p · 774 weeks ago

OBJECTION!
Both the trolls AND the wolfites can't let this pic get a perfect score!

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Ataeru 91p · 774 weeks ago

OBJECTION!
Wolf and us wolfites do not associate ourselves with lowlifes such as trolls!

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 774 weeks ago

But they do have a common goal.... considering it's a popular Falcon-related submission.

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Marzen 101p · 774 weeks ago

No way! I don't believe it!

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Kichwa Tembo 112p · 774 weeks ago

It's official. We need a Falcon Bible.

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2 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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Badonk 105p · 774 weeks ago

we have part of one http://badonk.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2d2lmg

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Kichwa Tembo 112p · 774 weeks ago

!!!!!!!!!

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MrRaccoon 106p · 774 weeks ago

Captain Falcon:
Falcon is all that once was and all that will be!
Falcon controls time and space!
Love and death!
Falcon can see into your mind!
FALCON CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOOOUUUUL!

Mario: Really? Falcon can do all that?

Captain Falcon, Hehe, no *awesomefaces*

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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago

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Marzen 101p · 774 weeks ago

Luigi: MAAARIIOOOO. MAAARIIIOOOOO. MARRRRIIOOOOOO. MAAA-

Mario: WHAT?!

Luigi: ...We're in space, Mario!

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deleted1104293 85p · 774 weeks ago

And Thus, Mario learned a Move of his own; with the shake of a remote from the heavens, he can do a spinning Falcon Punch. And Captain Falcon saw this and it was good.

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SenorTaco77 77p · 774 weeks ago

Does this mean Mario was The Alimghty Falcon's First Creation his Adam to his God

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9 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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shonen413 72p · 774 weeks ago

It means he didn't pick divided by zero...

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SenorTaco77 77p · 774 weeks ago

Like this

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Vosur 92p · 774 weeks ago

X divided by Zero... no matter what "X" is, once you divide him by Zero, the universe will cease to exist.

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 774 weeks ago

Where does Axl fit into that equation?

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shonen413 72p · 774 weeks ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU TACO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LET SHAWN PICK IT!

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SenorTaco77 77p · 774 weeks ago

OH SHIT FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!!!!

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Marzen 101p · 774 weeks ago

I see what you did there.

Now do it do me.

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Vosur 92p · 774 weeks ago

-Ponders on summoning two Cpt. Falcons to punch him in a pincer formation and then dividing him by Zero-

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MorningMoon 97p · 774 weeks ago

Your War icon makes me give you a +1

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dope92 94p · 774 weeks ago

DAMMN!

HOWD HE GET OUT!?

JENKINS! RECONTAIN THE FALCON!

HE MUST NOT FIND THE CLONE!!

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AuraMaster 107p · 774 weeks ago

You dare hold the Captain captive and clone him?!
YOU MUST DIE!

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dope92 94p · 774 weeks ago

we thought it was a good idea at first.

but then we saw what happened to planet namek....

we are sorry earthlings.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 774 weeks ago

Obviously...
Captain Falcon > Rosalina.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 774 weeks ago

All moves has been shown?
Does that mean every single life on the universe needs to show Captain Falcon their move to reborn the universe?

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Comire 101p · 774 weeks ago

Mario death in credits glitch, anyone?

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Ivan102 55p · 774 weeks ago

Thy Moves Should Save Us!!!

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Spencer 119p · 774 weeks ago

Now to wait for Super Falcon Galaxy 2: Revenge of the Wolf.

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Fmarulz 79p · 774 weeks ago

now I understand! Falcon punch is the answer for the universe, meaning of life, and other questions!

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smashpro1 94p · 774 weeks ago

FALCON'S WILL BE DONE!

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Red 104p · 763 weeks ago

gentlemen, I do not wish to die today (when the universe is destroyed and remade anew)
therefore, hide at least one move, please!

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UltraSixtyFore 63p · 774 weeks ago

And so each of the falcon's fellow racers went off and created race track galaxies of their own as they were destined to do.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 774 weeks ago

HYES!!!

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50 Comments

SenorTaco77 on July 2nd, 2010 10:36 pm

Does this mean Mario was The Alimghty Falcon's First Creation his Adam to his God
NoChorus on July 3rd, 2010 2:45 am

Why am I not surprised that this submission has a perfect score?

Inb4Wolfitesnotlettingthepicgetaperfectscore
smashpro1 on July 3rd, 2010 3:04 am

FALCON'S WILL BE DONE!
Trogador on July 3rd, 2010 3:09 am

And Thus, Mario learned a Move of his own; with the shake of a remote from the heavens, he can do a spinning Falcon Punch. And Captain Falcon saw this and it was good.
fmarulz on July 3rd, 2010 3:23 am

now I understand! Falcon punch is the answer for the universe, meaning of life, and other questions!
Alpar on July 2nd, 2010 11:26 pm

Now to wait for Super Falcon Galaxy 2: Revenge of the Wolf.
Missinko009 on July 3rd, 2010 3:31 am

HYES!!!
Jet_Sparrow on July 3rd, 2010 3:32 am

Well, crap. The comment has been deleted. Now I will forever be asking myself "WHAT'S OVER 9000!?!?!? WHAT!?!?!?".
Jet_Sparrow on July 3rd, 2010 3:34 am

That is a very impressive smile.
*falcon swoon*
Badonk on July 3rd, 2010 3:37 am

Yea and Peach partook of the Cake of truth, creating sin in man And forever sealed woman's place in the kitchen. And the Falcon said unto Peach, make'eth me a fucking sandwich!

17:1 Sega Genesis
AuraMaster on July 3rd, 2010 3:39 am

Falcon blessed him and said to him "Be fruitful and multiply."

Peach = fruit. You know where this is going.
MasterLuigi452 on July 3rd, 2010 3:50 am

All moves has been shown?
Does that mean every single life on the universe needs to show Captain Falcon their move to reborn the universe?
MasterLuigi452 on July 3rd, 2010 3:53 am

Obviously…
Captain Falcon > Rosalina.
MrRaccoon on July 3rd, 2010 4:07 am

Captain Falcon:
Falcon is all that once was and all that will be!
Falcon controls time and space!
Love and death!
Falcon can see into your mind!
FALCON CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOOOUUUUL!

Mario: Really? Falcon can do all that?

Captain Falcon, Hehe, no *awesomefaces*
KitchwaTembo on July 3rd, 2010 4:08 am

It's official. We need a Falcon Bible.
Ivan102 on July 3rd, 2010 5:11 am

Thy Moves Should Save Us!!!
Marzen on July 3rd, 2010 5:51 am

I see what you did there.

Now do it do me.
UltraSixtyFore on July 3rd, 2010 6:53 am

And so each of the falcon's fellow racers went off and created race track galaxies of their own as they were destined to do.
Vosur on July 3rd, 2010 7:34 am

X divided by Zero… no matter what "X" is, once you divide him by Zero, the universe will cease to exist.
Dimomarg on July 3rd, 2010 7:35 am

And this universe rebirth is done with the most powerful of moves, one that carries the essence of the falcons
dope92 on July 3rd, 2010 7:55 am

DAMMN!

HOWD HE GET OUT!?

JENKINS! RECONTAIN THE FALCON!

HE MUST NOT FIND THE CLONE!!
TehVortex on July 3rd, 2010 2:04 pm

Mario death in credits glitch, anyone?
shonen413 on July 3rd, 2010 10:48 am

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU TACO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LET SHAWN PICK IT!
Miles on July 4th, 2010 1:18 am

Where does Axl fit into that equation?
dope92 on July 5th, 2010 5:27 pm

we thought it was a good idea at first.

but then we saw what happened to planet namek….

we are sorry earthlings.
Spartan_Laser on September 16th, 2010 10:38 pm

gentlemen, I do not wish to die today (when the universe is destroyed and remade anew)
therefore, hide at least one move, please!

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