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You're all going to die anyway... DIE FOR KEFKA

It’s unfortunate that during his brief reign of power, Kefka never really got the hang of propaganda posters…
By Gina M.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2010 · 1:52 PM 
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Bad Ideas, Depressing, Final Fantasy, Political, Square Enix

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Whoever -1ed the whole page shall bear Kefka's wrath for trolling his submission.
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5 replies · active 766 weeks ago
...His oddly effeminate wrath.
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I think I undid the damage.
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Answer! Squall's the troll! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJM-VbPAH48

...I just wanted an excuse to post this video.
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I thought it was female Oo
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but squall loves kefka... because real men watch clowns run in a circle.
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Pffft, I would never follow Kefka, only if he was a god or something
wait...
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8 replies · active 768 weeks ago
We already have Wolf, Falcon, Haruhi, Ashunera, and Mudkips. We don't want another fake interwebs god on Halolz.
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And the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Don't forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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Too bad. I did forget him.
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What about Miyamoto?
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He's the Flying Videogame Maker.
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I see.
Anyways, I'll never follow Kefka!
Maybe M. Bison, but not Kefka!
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Kefka has an awesome laugh. That makes him awesome.

Seriously, one of the best 16-bit laughs ever: http://www.google.com.eg/url?sa=t&source=web&...
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5 replies · active 768 weeks ago
well he has 4 versions of his theme (as being a 4 stage final boss), the 4th theme being the most known/popular
1st ver represents destruction
2nd ver represents insanity
3rd ver represents narcissism
and the 4th ver represents dispair
all together is a very long theme. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlrcP2zcys
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xpUOrwVMHo
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I always thought the first part was the best. Because of the organ, mostly.
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Mine would be the second, as to you catch his jester like insanity, and its very different from what you expect from an organ.
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....Was I the only one who felt a song coming on after hearing that laugh looping repeatedly?
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Sorry, Kefka. I only follow the teachings of Hojo. I'm a Jenova's Witness.
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Kefka's nothing but a spoony bard.
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2 replies · active 768 weeks ago
Nice try, but wrong game.
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Yeah, Kefka's the son of a submariner
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Jeez, just look at this guy. Golbez would eat him alive.
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8 replies · active 766 weeks ago
To be fair though, Golbez is the best Final Fantasy villain ever. He's literally undefeatable except by deux ex machina.
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Or Rydia. Rydia completely fucked him up when she first returned.
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*RAGHSPOILERSstillplayingFFIV*

But yes, Golbez wins.
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Leo!
put in a spoiler alert!
Some people haven't gotten that far in FFIV!
I did, but still!
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The game was first made nearly 20 years ago, I think the right to spoiler alerts expired looooooong ago
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BTW, OrionX, did you see the new starter Pokemon?
(Reference should be obvious, nobody criticize me!)
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Not as bad as Sephiroth screwed Cloud's psyche after he impaled Aeris.
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Okay, now someone make one for Chaos and Sephiroth as political opponents.
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He's got my vote.
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Kefka doesn't need propaganda. If you don't follow him, he'll LIGHT YOUR FUCKING TOWN ON FIRE.

FEAR HIS LIGHT OF JUDGEMENT,
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... I never imagined Kefka as... Feminine.
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I would much rather die for the United States than for a sociopathic jester.
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1 reply · active 768 weeks ago
May you all have a splendid Independence Day weekend.
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First i was "just what the hell kind of drugged game is this from?" then i saw final fantasy in the tags and it all became clear.
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Seriously, this may not be a recent submission, but it will never get old.
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Will you please... DIE FOR ME?
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