Ok, we need a Duke Nukem hat ASAP. How else is the Heavy supposed to kick ass and chew bubblegum?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 1, 2010 · 6:43 PM
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It looks like he is all out of bubble gum.
this is very HEAVY on the gore
Scout: "The soldier eats sh*t like you for breakfast!!!"
Heavy Nukem: "SOLDIER EATS SH*T FOR BREAKFAST?!?! HA HA HA HA!!!"
Medic has a hell of a day ahead of him.
Heavy is all out of sanviches.
We'll get that Duke Nukem hat as soon as Nuke Dukem forever gets released, so raise you're hopes!
It costs $400,000 to chew a piece of gum… for 12 seconds.
Sasha, sandviches, and screaming- Damn I love this job!
Vat vas that, Sandvich? Shit down his neck?! GOOD IDEA!!!
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Wise scout uses tactical tag-in.
*Insert Witty Pun Here*
Well, that's ONE way to nuke em O.o
And you know what's really funny about this vid? This is the closest thing to Duke Nukem Forever that you're going to see in…well…forever!
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SHAUUUNNUNUUNUNUNNUNUNU Y?Y??Y???
Now you get to wonder; does he pay the Pyro to flash him?
Remember what happened when we always bet on Heavy? Half-Life Episode 3's doom and many players' sadness, that's what!
MY BAALLS THEY ARE MADE OF STELL!!!!
Does that mean the next Heavy update will take forever?!Danmit
He really means "Why Shawn?" From this piece of information we can judge a) he hates duke nukem or b) he wishes there was a new duke nukem game and that shawn is taunting him.
Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum sandvich? that would be terrible… bleh I'm suddenly not hungry anymore…
That avatar, like I didn't die of laughter the first time I saw it XD
It costs $400,000 to fire sasha, if you know what I mean
*nudgenudgewinkwink*
*takes out a newspaper, sits down, and whistles the Duke Nukem theme*
Maybe if you gave him Stride he wouldnt be out, hed either be choking on it, still chewing it, or Zangief would be doing the heimlich do make him spit it out…… :|
MY NUTS THEY ARE MADE OF STEEEL
I dont really find that funny if your making fun of SBS (Shaken Baby Syndrome), its actually pretty serious stuff
I don't mean to be perverted, nor did i want to, but Who else was thinking scout was getting blown?
Well, Heavy. It looks like you. . .
*Sunglasses*
Blew it out your ass!
No dead babies were harmed in the making of this picture. Only real ones.
Dear lord… I cannot even begin to imagine what giving birth to that abomination must've been. Poor skitty.
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CODE RED TROLL STRIKE!!
ASSEMBLE ALL POSSIBLE TROLL SLAYERS AND MEET ME FOR BATTLE!!
I HAVE DISTRIBUTED PLUS 1'S TO ALL, BUT I FEAR WE MAY NEED MORE HELP!
looks like the heavy…
*sunglasses*
…gives a shit.
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!.
Heavy got tired of waiting for Duke Nukem Forever.
When the Duke tells people to "eat shit and die" is he saying they need to eat shit, then die or that they can die first and then eat shit. I assume that he's not implying that they die from the actual act of shit eating. Is the order of 'eating shit' and 'dying' set, and if it does't matter can you actually be considered to be 'eating shit' if you are actually dead and therefore can't swallow?
Time to kick ass and eat Sandvich…And I'm all outta Sandvich!
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Rowdy Roddy Piper was chewing bubblegum and kicking ass long before Nukem!
It costs 400,000 dollars to shit down your neck, for 12 seconds.
Why is it that the MEDIC looks like the guy shaking the baby?!?
Disclaimer: Remember, that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. A barrel shot from a cannon filled with them finishes the job.