Hey… it’s ok Xbox 360… we all have our off years at E3. I’m sure you’ll get some games next year!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 20, 2010 · 1:34 PM
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Uh…I don't need new games! I've got Kinect! And a sexy new body!
Also, FIRST!!!!1
*prepares to be bombarded by -1's*
New Eckbawks games:
Starfox reach
Gardeners of war
Metal gear solid: cooking mama edition
Fable 3
B-but but you can watch ESPN! On your 360! THAT'S HOOKED UP TO YOUR TV THAT HAS ESPN ALREADY! BEST IDEA EVER!
Frankly, I've always thought that video game systems should just be video game systems. It's why I never got a DSI.
Another "brilliant" product of 4chan.
Definition of Irony: PS3 complaining to Wii about their own waggle (When the wii gets none) while mocking the 360 for having no games.
MY GOD! xbox what have they done to you!
I told you not to go to E3! See if your kidneys are still there.
I don't care what anyone says, I'm still looking forward to Dead Rising 2 at least. Been waiting for that one for a while, and I know it's gonna kick ass.
360 has no gaems
The Wii said 'fuck'. This couldn't have happened!
Xbox: Uhhh… a ton!
Wii: Name some.
Xbox: ….CoD Black Ops?
PS3: I'm getting that too.
Xbox:….Halo Reach?
Wii: We've known that for a year.
Xbox: Metal Gear Solid Rising?
PS3: Yea you play as Raiden. I've know for years he's a little bitch.
Xbox: Well Ive got a lot of Kinect stuff-
Wii: Just stop right there you're embarrassing yourself.
Wii: So, uh… where is your controller?
XBox: *emo corner*
By the way -1 trolls are raiding again. I'll go fix them.
As a Sony and nintendo lover, I have waited a long time to say this…sorry xbros but….Xbox has NO GAEMS
Microsoft: "See, with Kinect Sports, all you need to do is make the movements!"
Nintendo: *glares*
Microsoft: *sobs softly*
Also, COMPLETELY REDEFINE THE KART-RACING GENRE
But the 360 doesn't have red LEDs anymore.
The PS3 and the Wii are…friends? I think my heart just stopped.
Penny Arcade's write up was way more on the money.
/wrists
After years of being called a fat console, the 360 finally slimmed down.
A shame it lost the energy for new games after all the self-induced vomiting.
EDIT: *looks at source*
Well, we know what Shawn does in his free time…
In the first panel, the Wii forgot to capitalize his "i", and the PS3 made the same mistake in the third panel. There are also several sentences that don't have periods at the end of them.
Golden Sun Dark Dawn!!! on the way!!!
WOOHOOO!
And nobody cares but me…
*sobs in corner*
Since the comic was about the press conferences I was referring to Xbox's press conference, which was mediocre at best.
I didn't see any "wagglan" for the PS3. What is wagglan anyway? Why didn't the Wii get any wagglan? It sounds awesome! Nothing like that "waggling" crap, amirite?
Wait!
So Microsoft copies EyeToy and no games, Sony copies WiiMote waggle and Nintendo compresses 3D to a better PSP (bigger widescreen, analog stick, expensive?). Now expect Apple coming up with a new innovation: a portable 3D gaming system which uses waggle and a camera for input and has absolute no games available.
That doesn't sound right.
I still love my xbox !
CRACKDOWN 2, THERE
OBJECTION!
Metal Gear Solid: Rising looks like a legitimate game. As for KinectSports and Fable 3…well you got me there
Ok first off you must be retarded if you think no games are coming out for the xbox 360
crackdown 2,halo reach, dead rising 2, and Kinect are all coming out in 2010. Plus if you think ps3s Move is better than the Kinect you must be dumb because you have to hold controllers for the ps3. If i wanted to do that i would have bought a wii
*Sees Last Panel* YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF ME!!!!!!
Hey 360…
Crai sum moar!
Reminds me of the meme "Hit its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE".
I love terrible E3 events.
Is Halolz acting weird for anyone else? Besides the banners and adverts, I see a lot of white.
Wait, the consoles conversing in a friendly manner? They're not trying to maul each other to death with crazy controllers?
The fanboys are going to have an epic freakout, and more blood will be shed.
Xbox is now an emo…
360 got a few, they were just already announced. I was very happy to finally see the first good year for nintendo in a while.
and what games are coming out for the ps3 that will blow me away……. exactly the 360 has halo reach, crackdown 2, fable 3 and we get all the Call of duty map packs first for the next 2 or 3 years so id say we hav ps3 and pffft the Wii beat.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: RED RING OF SORROW (50p)
Break Xbox 360's heart.
yeh too kind :3
The problem is that Microsoft and their people have a hard time keeping secrets to show off at E3, so we already know shtuff before E3 happens.