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JEDI HADOKEN - YEAH, NOW YOUR FUCKED

Hundreds of years of honing the Jedi arts… and it led to something Ryu has been doing since day one of his training? These guys need to pick up the pace already.
By Carl Hoff

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 18, 2010 · 2:38 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (199 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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Now my fucked what?
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16 replies · active 771 weeks ago
HEIL GRAMMAR!
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Now to find the person who mispelled "YOU'RE" and send him into a year inside the grammar camps, where he shall excruciatingly learn the error of his ways.
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Atleast he knows how to spell Hadouken, unlike our glorious admin.
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HEIL SPELLCHECK! TOD, UM TIPPFEHLER!
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I see what you did there
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Now do it to me.
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What, again?
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Badgers. Just badgers.
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JUST badgers? I wanted my mushroom D:
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Thank you Snake, but your mushroom is in another castle.
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One Jedi to a Sith: "Are you Ken?"

Sith, recovering from the blast: "No you idiot, he's on Tatooine."
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Oh god, Shawn misspelled the title! It says HADOKEN!
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1 reply · active 771 weeks ago
THAT FOOL! We must execute him for making a spelling mistake!

HEIL SPELLCHECK!
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Judging by the effect of that attack , along with the rest of the cinematic, has caused a 64% increase in fangasms as of late. I suggest that we find the source of this sweet science and demand ample supply for every home...
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1 reply · active 771 weeks ago
Have I gone insane?
I'm hearing things!
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These aren't the moves you're looking for.
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Looks like the Jedi...

*puts on shades*

Ken copy.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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A short time ago, on a street far, far away....

STREET
FIGHTER

*Star Wars Theme Plays*
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Ryu is proud of himself for making popular internet references not just worldwide anymore, but now beyond the universe.
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Oh God, once the Jedi master the shoryuken, abandon all hope ye who enter battle with them.
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2 replies · active 771 weeks ago
As long as they don't get the Metsu Hadouken, we're relatively safe.
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I was thinking more towards the Shinku Hadouken being more Armageddon-ish though...
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time for a new reighn of improper grammerizing trollingz to beginz!
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Thousands of brains just exploded. Ooh, the Jedis are gonna feel this one.
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Jedi Shun Goku Satsu and Jedi Falcon Punch are much more epic
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2 replies · active 771 weeks ago
Don't forget the Jedioken.
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Or The Jedi Kame Hame Ha or the Jedi Spirit bomb
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So, it would seem that I wasn't the only one to catch that during the video.......

Most intriguing.....
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You're good Jedi, I'll give you that. But can that Force Hadouken defeat a certain M. Bison?
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What do we learn of this?
If Ryu were in the beggining of the saga, the empire would have lost since the first movie
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The cadet training must be really slow. Yoda's mastered his ultra move for about 2 years now.
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1 reply · active 771 weeks ago
Let's see him try to pull off a Shoryuken.
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To stand a chance, defeat my dragon punch, you must.
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The Force Hadouken: A move that was scrapped during the development of Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
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2 replies · active 771 weeks ago
but when starkiller breaks open walls, he takes the hadouken stance

so was it really scrapped?
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Ah, good point. Cleverly disguised to avoid lawsuits then, I suppose.
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Well Jedi's did have to master lightsaber techniques and what not, so it's acceptable for them to have learn't the Jedi Hadoken a while later. Plus there's the constant battles going on, so there really isn't any time to master it.
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