
A wild Lagarius appears! Trainer used Pokéball! It’s… not very effective.
By Demian


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A wild LAGIACURUS appeared!
Go! Cha-Cha!
What will CHA-CHA do?
>Fight
Bag
Pokemon
Run
Cha-Cha used HELP MONSTER HUNTER!
…But nothing happened!
That's what you get when you REALLY piss off a Magikarp.
Hm… good idea, but the 'shop could've been better.
Silly Trainer!!!
You have to use a heavy ball. -.-
Looks like Nintendo is really running low on ideas for new Pokemon.
FIND A WILD LAGIACRUS.
PUNCH IT IN THE DICK!
FORCE IT INTO A 4 INCH DIAMETER SPHERE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!
A wild Bidoof appeared!
Fight
> Giant Axe
Great Sword
Rapier
Halberd
Bidoof has been slain!
You have made some nice new gloves out of Bidoof's carcass!
Lower it's HP and put it to sleep first!!!
Also, I hope he brought a lot of Ultra Balls, 'cos that may take a while to capture!
So you just killed a 30 foot sea monster that spits lightning with a sword that you can barely hold it's so heavy, hacked off some of its body parts and get back to town only to find you're just 2 or 3 scales short of making a full armor set and who do you see strollin' by with not only a full armor set but also a weapon made from it?
Gary motherfucking Oak.
(This is a pokeyman submission so I'm allowed to make that joke)
Catch a falling monster and put it in your pocket. Never let it get away…
Now that's one Lake of Rage I want to stay the hell away from.
Now VEAR'S somthin' worth huntin'!
Wild LAGIACRUS used Mean Look!
The Trainer just shat bricks!
Well at least when a bug catcher wants to battle you can just kill him.
Try all you want, but that Master Ball you have there won't do SHIT.
LAGIACRUS USED ROAR!
TRAINER FAINTED!
Looks like Gyarados has an evolved form
I think we're gonna need some bigger pockets…
Are you stupid? Use the lureball! Or trow youngster Joey at him!
Looks like that Lagiacrus is in the top percentile of Lagiacrus.
Pokemon in real life?
If I can fit God and a Wailord in a pocket-sized capsule, you, my friend, are going to enjoy your new home. Capiche?
And if it knocks itself out by using Struggle, I hope you saved before the battle!