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bp - Bringing you the best

I always wondered how Sonic 2’s Oil Ocean Zone got the way it is… guess BP couldn’t cap that spill either.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 13, 2010 · 4:14 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (232 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Failure, Genesis, Sega, Serious Business, Sonic the Hedgehog, Under the Sea

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When it comes to stopping the oil leak,
I believe Sonic only has one thing to say to BP:

"You're too slow!"
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4 replies · active 768 weeks ago
i'm pretty sure that's sonic's fault though
he took out the deepwater horizon thinking it was robotnik's
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They should really step it up already.
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Sorry to defend bp, but its not a piece of cake.
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You win!
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At first, I lol'd. Then I srs'd.

Jokes aside, this whole spill thing really is horrible. The worst part about it? BP is going to drive gas prices through the roof to "cover the expense" and after an initial dip of -at most- 50 points BP stocks are going to skyrocket.

The U.S. government should seize and freeze BP's american assets (which is over half their customer base) until this shit is fixed. Bet they'd work pretty fucking fast then.
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3 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Why had they -1 just for being serious?
I'm the riotier and I don't aprove!
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and it all happens right at the start of summer, when prices go up to begin with....
Just saying, seems a little oil-covered fishy to me
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you know what else?

New Jersey government sold all their BP shares before this gas stuff ever started

yes, before the rig blew up and the leak started
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BP has officially lost their fortunes.
They have to save America, The Mushroom Kingdom, and Mobius!
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2 replies · active 769 weeks ago
don't forget Azeroth - how do you think the oil patches in Warcraft 2 came to be?
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There too?
Wow.
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All I can think of now is oil covered wildlife with this music playing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TOkKttTkpo
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We didn't listen! WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!! *sobs*
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Don't worry, Obama is here to kick Robotnik's ass!
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'Botnik Petroleum.
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So Sonic decided to pay back Mario for making fun of him all those years by leaking out oil into the Mushroom Kingdom.

Sonic you jerk.
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If anything, this makes me wanna run across a oil spill.

Because OBVIOUSLY it can happen in real life if I can happen in a game.

"So now you just shoot the cop and take his car.."
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1 reply · active 769 weeks ago
"Then kill the hooker and get your money back...."
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Need a Suicune Here!
Need a Suicune here!
Dammit Obama, just get a Suicune!
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Heheh, my brother actually said this to me the other day: "You know, with all the oil, our childhood dreams of living in a Sonic zone could come true! You know, Oil Ocean!"

I laughed. Then I cried. Dreams are so bitter sweet sometimes.
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Imagine the boss fights <(^_^)^ ^(^_^)>
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Was oil man here? God, how much lube did he need?
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No wonder sonic never swims.
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They sent down some robots to seal the leak, but sonic turned them into birds.

The birds subsequently drowned. A moment's silence, if you will.
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Bringing you the best? False advertisement at its finest.
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1 reply · active 769 weeks ago
"Bringing oil to American shores", then.
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next major world tragedy:
Someone will build a weird looking space colony and blow up the moon.... We'll then be plagued by the popularity/hatred of their emo "leader" returning from the dead
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1 reply · active 769 weeks ago
any villain can blow up an oil pipe, I blew up the freaken' moon!
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I laughed out loud at this. Well played!
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bp - bringing you the pest
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I'm tempted to see what would happen if I throw a match down into that ocean now...
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7 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Smoooooooooooooke on the waaater
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Fire in the sky.
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Fiery water.
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FALCONSPLODE
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cut the match... flamethrower maybe?
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I don't think throwing a flamethrower into the oil will do anything
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no, Fishsticks would happen, thats what
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Well now all you liberals out there, are we running out of oil now? Seems to me we have too much :T
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was gonna write something serious but oh wait halolz
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