He was diagnosed at an early age…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 10, 2010 · 11:51 AM
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pwned:
1a. A past term of "pwn"
1b. For example, see above.
…uncloaking spy behind the stairs -.-
Holy crap! tc_hydro getting some love?
"I built that… and that… and that… and that…"
Turretitis
Scout: Need a dispenser here!
Engie: Sentry goin' up!
Scout: Uh, no, y'see, I said we need a dis--
Engie: Buildin' a Sentry!
Scout: No, you dumbass, I said we need a--
Engie: Sentry goin' up!
Scout: Hey, are you deaf!? I said--
Engie:Buildin' a Sentr--OH LORD, I CAN'T STOP!!
Hah!
My only problem is that he built so many in one spot. Gawd, the days of shouting at noobs for building many sentries in one spot, and they never get it till a demoman or soldier blasts everything down.
STOP BUILDING IN ONE SPOT *facepalm*
Would've been better if it hadn't explained the joke.
Why are medics trying to sap my turrets?
Michael J. Fox is a force-a-nature. Because of Parkinson's.
It costs $400,000 to cure Michael J. Fox for twelve seconds. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox always misses the headshot. Because of Parkinson's.
When firing a minigun, Michael J. Fox moves so fast he appears to become invisible. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox herded two of every animal onto a boat. Then he beat the crap out of each one. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox doesn't need Bonk! Energy Drinks. Because of Parkinson's.
Scout's got a severe case of ADHD, Soldier's quite obviously got PTSD, Pyro's… a pyromaniac, Demoman is a raging alcoholic, Heavy has several imaginary friends, the Medic is a sociopath with a medical license, the Sniper's a crazed gunman, and the Spy likes to pretend he's other people. Now the Engineer's got Turrets; this team is putting the "Fun" in "Dysfunctional".
Actually, as per Turret's ERECTIN Syndrome, you DAGNABBIT constantly find SENTRY yourself talking RENTED MULE like an Engineer YIPPEE KAY YAY even when you don't SPAH want to.
what about those over there by your room?
Spy: Jackpot.
This is great and all but maybe next time you should, I don't know, PUT THEM NEAR THE OBJECTIVE?!
Also: Did anyone else think 'Used turret salesman' when they saw this? "This one's got real low milage, only used on sundays by a little old lady that took it to church!"
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so THAT's why he had multiple sentries back then!
That's not Tourettes. It's in the same family, but it's a separate disorder. I should know; I actually have Tourettes.
GOTTAM! GOTTAM! GOTTAM! GOTTAM!
Looks like where gonna need an ubercharge
….Earbuds
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That is all.
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LIVIN' IN A SPAH WONDERLAND!
Looks like Engie got tired of waiting for his update lol!
Oh i see. Thanks for the update, now I know the difference ^_^ But what does Tourettes then actually do? Spastic movements or something?
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My grandfather died from Parkinson's, thank you.
Seriously, can this entry offend me any more?
-1 troll here. Fix whatever you can.