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See? The stronger fighter always wins! As easy to understand as a flowchart!

Hah! Looks like Ken spends some of his free time lurking the internet!
By Rick M.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 8, 2010 · 3:25 PM 
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Arcade, Capcom, Charts & Graphs, Playstation, Street Fighter, Tips & Tricks, Xbox 360

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Let's take the word "stronger". First, we translate it to Japanese, like so: 強い. The romanization of these characters is "Tsuyoi". now, we do a literal translation into Croatian: Snažnija. Translate that back into Japanese: 超男, into Russian: спамер, and finally, back into English. The outcome? SPAMMER.
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In Soviet Russia, street fights you!
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1 reply · active 778 weeks ago
In Soviet Russia flowcharts understand you.
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So that means that this Ken is a cheap, predictable, annoying bastard?
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Speak for yourself, Ken. Today it took me 45 minutes to explain to someone how a flowchart works.
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In the next Street Fighter game, they will make the choices easier for the player by replacing every character with Ken, and binding all combos so they use either Shoryuken or Hadoken
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2 replies · active 778 weeks ago

So there.
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No, there isn't enough Ken.
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It doesn't matter how strong you may be. A warrior must always...

*sunglasses*

C to their defense!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Street Fighter flowcharts
So easy, a Ken-man can do it.
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Psh, the only one who understands flowchart is Arakune...
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/...

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Yosh obe rer awa blwaqhaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
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2 replies · active 778 weeks ago
I could derail that into Fire Emblem, but I won't out of respect.

Aaaanyway... BEES!
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To bee or not to bee? That is the stupid question.
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ALL MY HATE

Why did they put so many characters in, if most players only play as Ryu or Ken?
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3 replies · active 778 weeks ago
People don't want to bother putting actual skill into their fights. As an evasive tactic I would like to say that not ALL people who use Ryu or Ken are skill-less.
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True but after the fifth turtling Ken, I really don't want to play against another Ken even if he's actually skilled
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i use zangief

dodging lasers is fun!
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Before you know it, Ken will dominate everything
I can see the new best characters now
Ken
Obi-Wan KENobi
Captain FalKEN(The Lord Falcon doesn't approve)
*insert a bunch of name puns using Ken here*
And that's what will happen if nobody stops Ken.
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I already made a Sure You`re Ken pun earlier, so I`m not going to do it again.
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3 replies · active 778 weeks ago
I liked my Hah Don't Ken too :D
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I guess that Youuu're Ken.
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That schmuck sent poo cake.
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It seems Ken has gotten stronger. Perhaps he has been taking advice from Ryu ?
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Looks like Ken

*puts on shades*

Just kicked you to the curb.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Shoryuken.....that is all.
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HADOUKEN
HADOUKEN
HADOUKEN
HADOUKEN
Shoryuken!

Technique A!
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