Ever wondered where all the evil Pokémon went when they died?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 3, 2010 · 8:57 AM
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Categories: Nintendo, Pokémon, Spiritual Enlightenment, Storytime/Wordplay, Things Are Heating Up · Leave a comment (66 Comments) |
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have you learned nothing Shawn? Poke'mon NEVER die. ಠ_ಠ
…What?
Dante's Monferno is evolving?!
*flashes*
Congratulations! Dante's Monferno evolved into Dante's Infernape!
Welcome to your Houndoom.
Pokemon that would clearly inhabit the circles:
Circle three (gluttons): Munchlax, Snorlax, Gulpin, Swalot
Circle four (hoarders): Gabite, Garchomp
Circle five (wrathful): Mankey, Primeape, Gyarados
Circle seven (violent, suicides): Voltorb*, Electrode*, Geodude*, Graveler*, Golem*, Ursaring, Beedrill
Circle eight (seducers, flatterers, thieves): Any pokemon with Cute Charm ability, Gardevoir, any pokemon with Thief
Circle nine (traitors, betrayals): Any pokemon that ignored his trainer when he needed them most because he didn't have a certain badge.
*For taking the easy way out by using Self-destruct or Explosion
"In the year 20XX, after years of being called a poop trower starter, Chimchar decided it was time to show humanity what was he capable of, and he couldn't stop until the last human knew about the power his trainer Dante gave him after an overdose of rare candies"…
And only Smugleaf rejoyces
Some other classic fiction.
Homers Odishee
Jirachi and the Argonauts
The Holy Bibarel
Is this the one with Pierce Ketchum or Tommy Lee Oaks? I forget.
I question why he didn't go with Dante's Infernape.
At least its better than the wotter.
You people all parodied the good books…
*Emo corner*
I have finally submitted something useful!
I don't want to know what happens when it evolves!
Dante? I think I beat him in Mt. Coronet.
This book should be on the New York Times' best-seller's list!