It’s been a rough week for Ash here on Halolz, hasn’t it?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 30, 2010 · 12:47 PM
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Well, didn't YOU give him the BETTER pokemon?
Well now i know where Gary got his gangsta attitude from!
If he's so good then why doesn't he have his own show, huh?
In fact I haven't seen him on the show in forever, what the hell even happened to him?
Red argues with you on that Oak.
Shawn, Shawn, Shawn… Bringing Kanye back to Halolz. I never thought I'd see the day it happened, nor did I want to.
Actually, for a Kanye joke, this was pretty well done. But it'll probably cause 10 more crappy ones to get posted.
Wanna know why he's the best? He's Gary Oak, muthafucka, don't you EVER forget!
Censor THAT, 4Kids.
INB4 U mad….
Yo! Oak, i'm real happy fo' ya and i'mma let you finish, but Gordon Freeman is the best scientist. OF ALL TIME!
And later, professor oak was seen on jay leno crying like a bi*** for saying something so wrong.
Yo Oak! I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Smugleaf is the best asshole of all time!
LOL U MAD?
I thought we had reached an accord, whereby Kanye West would no longer appear on Halolz.
Damn trolls are around!
Activating emergancy +1 supply!
Yeah, 'das cool and all.
Except for the fact that Ash steamrolled Gary's ass in the games. Every. Damn. Time.
Who Care about Ash,dawg?
Red all the alway,dude!
Redtastic
Hey Shawn! I found the artist! http://dededethemudkip.deviantart.com/#/d2al0un
What is this? FUNNY Kanye West submission?! Inconceivable!
Gary isn't even a trainer and hes still better then ash.
Also has anyone else noticed that Pikachu hasn't leveled up since the first season?
Oak just tells it like it is.
Apparently, Professor Oak has never heard of Red…
Ash's thoughts in the last strip:
"Can I just get a gun, or something?"
Yo, everyone else on Halolz, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish… but Gold was the best player character of all time! OF ALL TIME!
Wow, that's an old call back. Not that I am any better, I made the joke of "look wotter I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Squirtle was the best water starter of all time!" Besides, didn't "I'm Gary Oak" prove the professor right.
And no-one cheers but Smugleaf…
And that's how a real man deals with rivals. Proving Red was the most badass trainer ever.
Somebody should make one just like this for the rival in Gold/Silver/Crystal/HG/SS
A pokemon submission featuring prof. Oak?
*ahem*
Oak be trippin' balls yo!
Well, he picked the starter that's stronger against the one i picked. >__>
older gary>classic ash>classic gary>older ash
As I read this, for the tiniest moment of time that can be measured, I felt pity for him. Then I slapped myself for being a Pussy and went back to crushing everything that Blue used to be.
Harden the fuck up, Blue. My Pokemans have taken much worse, much more often, and have I had to bury any of them? No. Because I'm JET FUCKING SPARROW
The sad thing is, it's true on the TV show…
pff, my pokemon have been burned, beaten, poisoned, and left to die in a computer! (not to mention none of them have ever had a crumb to eat, or drop to drink) AND NONE OF THAT DID SHIT TO THEM! His raticate was obviously a pussy. ಠ_ಠ
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN GRANDSONS NAME!!!
haha… anyway, anyone else wishing that they did not decide to bring new pokemon with black and white? remember the good old days? when they didn't need to use crap ideas because they had NEW ones? i feel the need for that song now. target="_blank">
Of course he's better, he's GARY F'ing OAK!
Youngster Joey is more of a man than he is.
Does this mean Prof. Oak is a gay fish?
so youre trying to make me pity this dude?
*sighs and holds up a gameboy*
ITS ONLY A FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!
actually, he just got so annnoyed by Raticate's face that he shoved its sorry ass into his PC box for the rest of its life, and he does have parents….. they just hate him too.
Gary: im going to be a pokemon MASTER!!!! smell ya later losers.
Gary's Mom: why did we have that kid again
Gary's Dad: it was your idea
Gary's Mom: wait….. dont you have a loser father who studies pokemon
Gary's Dad: hmmmm
*Gary then gets sent to his grandfathers place*
and you work so hard, totally pwn your rival again and again, you become the pokemon master, then you walk out the door to enter victory road once more, you realize you dropped your wallet, go back inside the champions room, and guess who's waiting for you, as champion, without having to defeat you, with your wallet that had 10 million dollars in it, and seven slowpoke tails, GARY FUCKING OAK!
But he had a really hot sister! That has to count for something right?
I've never really understood this meme.
ash worst trainer ever gary just as bad blue waaaay better red best trainer ever