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MARIO BROS BEFORE HOES

Yeah, princesses are alright, but true bros have to stick together.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 28, 2010 · 3:13 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (189 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
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Best Friends 4-Eva, Fists of Fury, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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Plumber Pound!
Unintended global consequence:
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3 replies · active 779 weeks ago
CSI miami....

*shades*

Joke.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
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5 replies · active 779 weeks ago
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5 replies · active 779 weeks ago
Luigi: I love you bro!
Mario: O_O
Luigi: O_O
Mario: uh...what'd you say?
Luigi: I said I love...mario64
Mario:Dude...righteous. hit me some skin!
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2 replies · active 779 weeks ago
After they made contact, no one paid any attention to Mario ever again...
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3 replies · active 779 weeks ago
wonder twin powers activate!
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1 reply · active 779 weeks ago
How is Mario making physical contact with the air in front of him?
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5 replies · active 779 weeks ago
brother? i never knew Mario had a brother! what was his name again?...
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3 replies · active 779 weeks ago
It's a-Mario Brofist!
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finally some love for WEEGEE!
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Hey Mario, haven't you ever heard?

Chicks before dicks?
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that is, until the mission is over...

Then Mario is totally going to abandon you Luigi, just like he does every time. Get out before he does it again!
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FALCON BROFIST!
*double KO*
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1 reply · active 779 weeks ago
ya know luigi... that "bros before hos" thing only goes one way for you... when has mario ever helped you save your girl? never. would he help you if she ever got kidnapped? no. youre too loyal for your own good
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Still....NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO WEEGEE!!!
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BROFIST YEEEEAAAAHHH!
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sure you say that now but the moment peach needs something like being saved its so long bros before hoes and hello to a lonely Luigi sitting home alone
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3 replies · active 779 weeks ago
Mario: Luigi! What the fuck!?
Luigi: What?
Mario: Your not supposed to save the princess!!!!!
Luigi: You've had like 400 games to save her! It's MY turn!!!!!
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Luigi has: a vacuum(..?) a fireball that doesn't bounce (lame) and jumps that are to hard to predict and you always end up dieing. Woohoo.

Mario has: A god damn water powered, jet pack, rocket back pack thing! A fucking ball of bouncing fire. An addiction to shrooms (all the cool kids do it.) And like, eight side kicks (including Luigi)

Why does he put up with not paying attention to weegee?
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