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Damn you Gary Oak! Damn you to hell!
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Scyther can not learn FLY!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2010 · 5:36 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(1,538 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)

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Aerial Maneuvers, Artistic, Failure, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Special Attacks, Teamwork

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Leo E. 114p · 774 weeks ago

Trainer 1 "Are you suggesting Green migrates?"
Gold: "Not at all. He could be carried."
T1: "What, a Spearow, carrying Green?"
G: "It could grip him by the hair."
T1: "It's not a question of where it grips him! It's a simple matter of weight ratios! A four-and-a-half pound bird could not carry a 95 pound boy!"
G: "Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Gold from the New Bark Town is here."
T1: "Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a Spearow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?"
G: "Please!"
T1: "Am I right?"
G: "I'm not interested!"
Trainer 2: "He could be carried by a Pidgeot!"
T1: "Oh, yeah, a Pidgeot, maybe, but not a Spearow, that's my point."
T2: "Oh, yeah, I agree with that..."
G: "Will you ask your master if he wants to join my fight against Team Rocket?!"
T1: "But then of course Spearows are anti-social."
T2: "Oh, yeah..."
T1: "So they wouldn't carry him anyway..."
G: *leaves*

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17 replies · active 699 weeks ago

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Kenpachi RAMASAMA 100p · 774 weeks ago

So you just caught a 7 foot tall bipedal insect with scythe blades for hands, trained it for hours only to find out it can't learn Fly even though it has wings, and who do you see soaring through the air atop a tiny little bird?

Gary motherfucking Oak.

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4 replies · active 765 weeks ago

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Simply DA 100p · 774 weeks ago

I guess Gary Oak...
*sunglasses*
Just made a fowl move.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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CapnJakeBob 85p · 774 weeks ago

Hell yeah, best submission EVER.

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9 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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BoxeyBrown 86p · 774 weeks ago

How can spearow support gary's girth?

You cannot ignore his girth!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago

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tveye 100p · 774 weeks ago

I fly on Togetic.

Does that make me a badass, or gay?

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27 replies · active 679 weeks ago

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Link4all 94p · 774 weeks ago

Gary wasn't kidding when he said that Ash wasn't on his level.

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Leo E. 114p · 774 weeks ago

Gary: "I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!"

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10 replies · active 772 weeks ago

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ctf1990 78p · 774 weeks ago

Sparrow used fly!

*10 seconds later*

Sparrow fainted!

Gary fell to a clumsy painful death!

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5 replies · active 761 weeks ago

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BlueChameleon 92p · 774 weeks ago

I'm on a Spearow mothafucka, take a look at me!

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15 replies · active 749 weeks ago

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deleted1502059 98p · 774 weeks ago

The day they give Scyther the ability to use Fly will probably be the day Game Freak implements diagonal walking.

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6 replies · active 747 weeks ago

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qwefg 63p · 774 weeks ago

Just give me a pikachu and a thunderbolt and we will see who's laughing now!

(insert evil but justifed laugh)

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10 replies · active 747 weeks ago

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 774 weeks ago

I love their expressions.

Ash:
>:D
*n*
-__-

Gary: *O*

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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago

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rounindx 1p · 774 weeks ago

This strip is mine,http://rounindx.deviantart.com/art/My-tribute-Scy...

Please put the credits.

Thanks.

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AuraMaster 107p · 774 weeks ago

Gary used Taunt!

Red used Spite!

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3 replies · active 772 weeks ago

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 774 weeks ago

Now people will question why Red is sitting on Syther like that.

But of course, Prof. Oak will come anyway.

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5 replies · active 735 weeks ago

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FrEEz 79p · 774 weeks ago

Heh, I saw a lower quality version of this pic here :http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/5385392/

However i don't think that it's the original source/creator.

Anyway this made me laugh back then and made me smile now. 5/5

EDIT: Holy shit 99 votes and almost all of them voted 5?

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1 reply · active 747 weeks ago

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 774 weeks ago

http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-060407.php

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1 reply · active 772 weeks ago

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 774 weeks ago

F@#$ YEAH SEAKING!

...Erm, I mean Scyther...

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1 reply · active 747 weeks ago

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MrRaccoon 106p · 774 weeks ago

I give you that, it's a bird and it can fly...
but how the hell do you surf with a zigzagoon?

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15 replies · active 772 weeks ago

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Zeik 95p · 757 weeks ago

At this rate, we'll need a Gary Fucking Oak tag.

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CoconutHead64 56p · 764 weeks ago

trainer-Alright then this sucks ... what kind've pokemon with wings cant fly?
(gary oak flys in in)
Gary-HEY POKEMON ASS WIPER
Trainer-ITS POKEMON MASTER YOU DICK
Gary-HAHEEHA youll never be as good me and my SPEAROW!
Spearow-CAW CAW
Trainer-mmmm... SCYTHER BITE THAT THAT LITTLE FLYING TURD!
SCYTHER connot learn bite.
Trainer-JESUS MONKEY BALLS YOU CANT DO SHIT!

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1 reply · active 747 weeks ago

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Comire 101p · 774 weeks ago

Please, for the love of God, let this remain the highest rated Halolz submission ever.

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3 replies · active 761 weeks ago

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Lord of Chaos 81p · 774 weeks ago

I know what to do!

Anyone want to go hunting?

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2 replies · active 771 weeks ago

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A_R_ 88p · 774 weeks ago

But what about flying pikachus from Yellow Forrest? How do you fly on them?

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5 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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Alpwan 101p · 750 weeks ago

It seems like Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak just...

*Puts on sunglasses*

...flipped the bird.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 773 weeks ago

I smell -1 trolls.
Somebody +1 quick!!

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Spencer 119p · 774 weeks ago

Hey guys. What did I miss?

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3 replies · active 758 weeks ago

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Fmarulz 79p · 774 weeks ago

he isn`t gary, he is blue : D

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1 reply · active 774 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 774 weeks ago

It's because he's GARY FUCKING OAK. Accept no substitutes.

Also, I think the breeding is more problematic.

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7 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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SexyLegs 54p · 774 weeks ago

....5 minutes later

Spearow fainted due to Gary Oak's extensive ego

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9 replies · active 735 weeks ago

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Red 104p · 755 weeks ago

Might i suggest a balloon,
That seems to be a popular mode of transportation in Kanto

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died70 73p · 758 weeks ago

As I stood there with the pictures of innocent lol pictures in the back of my mind, I knew I, no all of halolz, would defend their ratings. We prepared ourselves for battle as the newest picture made its descent from the heavens. Then we saw it. It had so much promise for many lols, and yet, the enemy was on their way. I scouted them. Not to my surprise there was over nine thousand of them. Including Wolf O'Donnell, Nope engineer, and their elite trolls. Thousands of them, all waiting to just get one click in, just one -1. That is how my story begins, maybe I will tell you more later, but the thought of what happened is too much for me right now.

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Pokemaster 23p · 765 weeks ago

Perhaps when a small bird pokemon learns Fly, they recieve Falcon's blessing, alloweing them to carry a teenager without so much as a sweat.

Well, that's my theory anyways.

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Hindsight 88p · 774 weeks ago

Gary Oak be trippin' balls yo.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 774 weeks ago

So much for additional Flying type...
Does anyone have Metal Coat?
I need it to evolve Scyther now...

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2 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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Daifuku 113p · 774 weeks ago

Green taunts with his tiny bird. And there is nothing you can do about it..

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Hareoic 88p · 774 weeks ago

He's not FLYing, he's on a wire, see?

"I am FLYing!"
"You're on a wire!"
"I am FLYing!"
"You're on a wire!"

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2 replies · active 773 weeks ago

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The AntiVillain 89p · 774 weeks ago

i always wondered how the small bird pokemon that used fly carry their owners

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4 replies · active 774 weeks ago

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fyre10 0p · 731 weeks ago

And now comes the slight breeze that destroys his balance and sends him falling to his death...

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Ragnellrok 87p · 745 weeks ago

I think in red version Charizard couldn't learn fly either.... of course I was a 7yr old kid so I am not sure about that. Either way quick way to fix this issue is with a nice shock wave.

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MattiusThad 47p · 752 weeks ago

Wow...Red must have some of the worlds best vision!He must be half Spearrow...meaning....that Spearrow is his father!Case closed.

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ClassyFerret 58p · 770 weeks ago

Gary "mother fuckin'" Oak
Pokemon mastaa!

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thescotian 28p · 771 weeks ago

the sad thing is...
its true

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XxGiroxX 58p · 774 weeks ago

Yes weegee it does CONSIDERING LUGIA HAZ NO frickin auctual WINGS

... Ho-oh on the other hand DOES

hmmm it looks like hes on a recolored winged star from airride...

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Xyxoz 86p · 774 weeks ago

Gary: HUZAAH!!! I'm fyling!!

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 774 weeks ago

flyin on a spearow
diggin with a digglett
surfin on a squirtle

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5 replies · active 747 weeks ago

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Pie Row 101p · 739 weeks ago

Remember when other entries got more than a few hours rated higher than this one? Yeah me neither.

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AnotherFunnyGuy 41p · 768 weeks ago

Scyther! Use slash and remove Gary Oak's... ego...

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 771 weeks ago

Is it me, or does Red/Ash look slightly older than Blue/Gary in the second-to-last panel?

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Comments by IntenseDebate

246 Comments

Pokemaster on July 28th, 2010 1:16 pm

Perhaps when a small bird pokemon learns Fly, they recieve Falcon's blessing, alloweing them to carry a teenager without so much as a sweat.

Well, that's my theory anyways.
CoconutHead64 on August 7th, 2010 7:06 pm

trainer-Alright then this sucks … what kind've pokemon with wings cant fly?
(gary oak flys in in)
Gary-HEY POKEMON ASS WIPER
Trainer-ITS POKEMON MASTER YOU DICK
Gary-HAHEEHA youll never be as good me and my SPEAROW!
Spearow-CAW CAW
Trainer-mmmm… SCYTHER BITE THAT THAT LITTLE FLYING TURD!
SCYTHER connot learn bite.
Trainer-JESUS MONKEY BALLS YOU CANT DO SHIT!
dejime73 on December 3rd, 2010 2:09 pm

scyther dont have ass,so ash cant be an ass wiper and scyther cant shit
died70 on September 18th, 2010 3:22 am

As I stood there with the pictures of innocent lol pictures in the back of my mind, I knew I, no all of halolz, would defend their ratings. We prepared ourselves for battle as the newest picture made its descent from the heavens. Then we saw it. It had so much promise for many lols, and yet, the enemy was on their way. I scouted them. Not to my surprise there was over nine thousand of them. Including Wolf O'Donnell, Nope engineer, and their elite trolls. Thousands of them, all waiting to just get one click in, just one -1. That is how my story begins, maybe I will tell you more later, but the thought of what happened is too much for me right now.
ZeikHunter on September 22nd, 2010 11:27 pm

At this rate, we'll need a Gary Fucking Oak tag.
Spartan_Laser on October 5th, 2010 5:33 pm

Might i suggest a balloon,
That seems to be a popular mode of transportation in Kanto
Oddwan on November 7th, 2010 1:16 pm

It seems like Gary 'Motherfucking' Oak just…

*Puts on sunglasses*

…flipped the bird.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ragnellrok on December 14th, 2010 12:12 am

I think in red version Charizard couldn't learn fly either…. of course I was a 7yr old kid so I am not sure about that. Either way quick way to fix this issue is with a nice shock wave.
Bobomberman on January 24th, 2011 10:12 pm

Remember when other entries got more than a few hours rated higher than this one? Yeah me neither.
fyre10 on March 26th, 2011 8:31 pm

And now comes the slight breeze that destroys his balance and sends him falling to his death…
Zanzibar on May 13th, 2012 5:46 pm

Pfff.

Flying is too mainstream, so I swim.

I ride a Wailord in the water, what does that make me?

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