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MY FISTS THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL

Ever since Mister Royzo’s Fancy vs Nasty Update, Heavy Weapons Guy’s catch phrase has never been more literal!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 22, 2010 · 5:24 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (119 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)
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Fists of Fury, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Sorry but it's already been thought of.

EDIT: Oh great, now I'M getting the hatred and -1's. What'd I say that was wrong? D:
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6 replies · active 781 weeks ago
Looks like that Heavy is trying to *steel* the show.
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15 replies · active 781 weeks ago
MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF BONE, SINEW, CARTALIDGE, MUSCLE TISSUE, SKIN, AND OTHER FORMS OF FLESH!

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MY COMMENT, IT IS MADE OF OVERLY LITERAL EVALUATION!
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MY LINES THEY ARE MADE LITERAL!
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1 reply · active 781 weeks ago
Wait, so he really DOES kill babies?
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1 reply · active 781 weeks ago
My comments, they're made of words!
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14 replies · active 781 weeks ago
The REAL way to use harden
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3 replies · active 781 weeks ago
This is probably due to him watching IronMan2 and asking the Engie to make him some power gloves.
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-1 Troll in area terminate immediately I geev all of j00 guys a plus 1 to be safe
and it would be nice if guys could you know return the favor
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Needs upgrade so that fists will fire off the arms like some 1980's mecha anime.

" Alright, you win for now, but some day you'll rust! Rust, I tell ya! YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "
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MY TEAM IS MADE OF PINGAS!
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My fists, let me show you them!
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This whole update needs to be made real hats and weapons, Mister Royzo should enter it all in the Community Contribute thing. Here's my idea for the Fists of Steel: they make the Heavy even slower, and swing even slower than the KGB, but they always do ALOT more damage than the fists of flesh or the KGB
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Hmm, i wonder if Heavy is a descendant of Tager? "Fists of steel!"
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My joints, they are made of WOOD!
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1 reply · active 746 weeks ago
BLU Engie: OH SHI-
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Really? My fists are made of Dustbowl. *rimshot*
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Sure it's awesome now, but when you need to relief stress you will be sorry.
And oh so very sore.
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indeed they are...
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I imagine that the process of obtaining literal fists of steel is quite painful...
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MY FISTS, THEY ARE NOW MADE OF RED. Ugly.
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Strong Right!
Cookie for the reference.
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entire website is trolls!
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Another -1 troll? Fixed.
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My team, it is made of babies!
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So, Power Fists from Fallout follow the same logic, aight?
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1 reply · active 781 weeks ago

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