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Portals… in my Team Fortress? It’s more likely than you think!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 19, 2010 · 8:00 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (114 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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Great. Ideas coming to my head.

*builds sentry infront of active portal to enemy team*

Looks like I'm...
*puts sunglasses on*
thinking with portals.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
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3 replies · active 780 weeks ago
fuck off -1 troll...
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Nope...still around.

*Grabs axe*

There'll be some huntin to do tonight...
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Looks like the troll is

*shades*

Still Alive

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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NEED A PORTAL HERE NEED A PORTAL HERE NEED A PORTAL HERE NEED A AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!!! *gets crushed by flying dispenser*
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The new Engineer update looks awesome.
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1 reply · active 780 weeks ago
Irrelevant =P

EDIT: Oh...wait....I just saw what you did there >_<
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This was a victory
I'm making a spray here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Red Team

we kill who we must because we can
for the fun of all of us except for the ones who are owned
but there's no sense yelling at the mic over every loss
you just keep on trying until you run out of sandivch
and the dispenser gets done and you make a neat sentry
for the people who are still alive.

I'm not even ragequitting
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you sapped my dispenser and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a pyro
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of frag make a wonderful score
and we're out of ammo, we're capping on time
so I'm glad I got backstabed
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive
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4 replies · active 780 weeks ago
go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay behind
maybe you'll find someone else to support you
maybe BLU Team
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this sandvich is great, it's so delicious and nom nom nom
look at me still talking, when there's things to build
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've people to teleport, there is healing to be done
on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I'm building sentrys and I'm still alive
I feel like a MVP and I'm still alive
While you are being owned I'll be still alive
and when you're losing I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive
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For some Reason, It was if I heard the whole team fighting over the mic at certain parts...and their at karaoke having a crazy time...
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You just made it better!
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OH MY GOD!

MP3 TIME!!!!!!!
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It costs $400,000 to make use of this Portal Gun....

....for 12 seconds...
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2 replies · active 780 weeks ago
It's now worth more money than the combined income of everyone in (Alpar's hometown here).
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....Nope. Still relatable to Fire Emblem...
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*looks at heavy* Do not eat the operational end of the device
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Needs moar physics.
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Engineer: "Teleporter going uhhhh......You know what? Fuck you guys!"
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But where is cake?!

HEAVY WANT CAKE WITH SANDVICH!

YOU HAVE LIED TO HEAVY!
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5 replies · active 780 weeks ago
The sandvich is a lie.
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This would take rocket-jumping to a whole new level.
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*places sapper on GLaDOS*

This WILL be the last time you see me.
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im going to try to make "still alive" using my amazing talents and knowledge of the TF2 voices
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and thus engies teleporters were forever forgotten...
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Oh God, the Announcer Lady alone = annoyance
Announcer Lady + GLaDOS = SCREWED
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The cake is a spy! (that was to easy...)
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1 reply · active 140 weeks ago
+1 for trying to make me lol
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so much potential to exploit in cheep ways...
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1 reply · active 780 weeks ago
build a sentry and have it constantly teleporting so nobody can hit it with rockets?
or how bout shooting grenades in them?
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This was a triumph.
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SPY'S MAKING PORTALS UNDER MAH SENTRY!!
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The Companion Cube is not a Sandvich Heavy do not eat it!
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So THAT is the new Engineer update
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1 reply · active 780 weeks ago
*smack*

nooooooo.

thats them.

valve let them do this. the engie update is still in progress.
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In other news, I still have YET to join this server one day >.>
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Inb4 Triumph.....Its been overused latly
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inB4 Yo Dawg...
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2 replies · active 780 weeks ago
We herd u liek videogames, so we put video games in your video games so you can play while you play...
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thats old.

new material plz!
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