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The epic tale of one man’s rise to power in Stillwater. And then I assume he went on to create Valve…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 15, 2010 · 4:21 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (167 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)
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Everytime you make a fat joke about Gabe Newell, he forwards the release date of Episode 2 by a week.

Just throwing that out there.
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4 replies · active 773 weeks ago
<insert fat joke that is amazing here>

<insert a TF2 related joke that would give me +1 here>
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3 replies · active 773 weeks ago
And yet, the Engie update STILL isn't out yet.
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4 replies · active 773 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

...I don't get it...
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0:56
I think this is fake. If there's one thing I learned from Dead or Alive, it's that cute ninja girls are invincible, and don't even need a weapon to kick your ass.
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2 replies · active 773 weeks ago
So this is why he dropped out of Harvard
good choice imo
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Strangely, his favourite class is the spy.
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2 replies · active 773 weeks ago
All that came to mind was: Heavy Weapons Guy - The Early Years.
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10 replies · active 773 weeks ago
Rosie o'donnel?
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2 replies · active 773 weeks ago
Gabe Newall knows where you sleep Shigeru Miamoto...he's coming for you next.
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1 reply · active 773 weeks ago
-1 troll. I can get everyone else's comments, but someone needs to fix mine.
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4 replies · active 773 weeks ago
The lesson? NEVER fuck with fat people.
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Wait I thought Gabe was more of a knife guy than a gun guy?
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He is like the Chuck Norris of game industry!
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7 replies · active 773 weeks ago
So he's the douchebag who always brings a gun to a knife fight.
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1 reply · active 773 weeks ago
All I see when I watch this is Shawn running around with a courage kratos gun killing the citizens of Halolz. Why Shawn? WHY!?
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9 replies · active 773 weeks ago
GOD! HE'S SO FAT!
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7 replies · active 773 weeks ago
"This is our city... we can do whatever the fuck we want."

I assume he went on to say:

"...Let's make a gaming company."
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Take off the glasses for instant Bobby Kotick Mode.
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So Jack Thompson was right about video game violence after all.

Just not in the way he expected.
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@1:06 you can see him taking out a Sony executive
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Meanwhile at Valve...
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