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IMMA CHARGIN'... MAH CHAIN CHOMP?

I will admit that Nintendo Mania‘s grapple beam upgrade is probably a bit more deadly, but who’s going to take Samus seriously with a weapon that looks like that?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2010 · 10:13 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (212 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)
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Balls of Steel, Heavy Weapons, Metroid, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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I happen to think it's a VERY effective weapon, thank you very much.
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3 replies · active 775 weeks ago
Yo dawg I heard you like chaining attacks so I put a chain in your attack so you can attack while you attack.
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Ridley: "We're fucked."
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5 replies · active 775 weeks ago
They told her she couldn't keep that small metroid as a pet
Now they sure wish they did
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2 replies · active 775 weeks ago
DA DA DA DAAAAH

You got the Ball and Chain!
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3 replies · active 775 weeks ago
Where's baby Mario/baby Luigi? HAX!!
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24 replies · active 775 weeks ago
"hey samus rememb- OH MY GOD! IT HURTS!!!!"
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Ridley = Snack for Samus' new pet
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*Insert a clever Chainchomp Metroid crossover joke worthy of many +1s here.*
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1 reply · active 775 weeks ago
SHOOP DA- *gets ripped apart by Hammer Bros and Metroids* "...don't say it."
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So i heard you liked overkills so i put a over powered enemy on an over powered hero so you can be cheap while you be cheap.
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3 replies · active 775 weeks ago
Who'd take that seriously? How about anybody who stands to get their extremities bitten off?
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What if she fired Bullet Bills?.....discuss
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4 replies · active 775 weeks ago
Chain Chomp = deadly

Charged up Chain Chomp = shit just got real
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1 reply · active 775 weeks ago
Are you kidding? I wouldn't mess with anyone attached to a Chain Chomp!
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5 replies · active 775 weeks ago
hi-jack!
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Chain Chomp > Charge Beam. The Space Pirates are so screwed.
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That Weapon is simply protection against Falcon Gropes.
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Ok WHO was the smartass that gave her yet ANOTHER damn weapon of mass destruction!?

She has more weapons then mario has lives!
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This looks shopped, I can tell from some pixels and seeing a few shopps in my time
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5 replies · active 774 weeks ago
A-MAZING CHAIN GRAB!
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thats a bad idea.
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12 replies · active 774 weeks ago
Epic weapon is epic.
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Stickers!
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Hoo-hoo! It's-a me, Samus!
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So I herd you liek chayn chompz?
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7 replies · active 775 weeks ago

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