You don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, and you don’t bring a pistol to the zombie apocalypse.
By Spiderslash McDuffie
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 4, 2010 · 6:43 AM
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Categories: Bad Ideas, Heavy Weapons, Left 4 Dead, Motivational, PC, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies · Leave a comment (52 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz? 
(4.91 out of 5)
inb499problems
WHERE'S YOUR AIMBOT NOW?
The AI director must REALLY hate this guy.
*pow pow pow CHK* WHAT THE FU- *BOOOOMER*
*pow pow pow CHK* WHAT THE FU- *BOOOOMER*
WRONG! >=O
Well…maybe it’s true in the real world…but in the world of unlimited ammos….WRONG! >=O
I'm sure a part of Weird Al's song "Albuquerque" would fit here…
"Ahhhh!
Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!!
Ohhhh!!! No, get 'em off, get 'em off!!
Ooooh my God, oh my God!!
Oh, get 'em off me!!
Ooooh my God!!
Aaarghhhh!!!"
Hell hasth no furt like an army of halolz citizens…
Btw Shawn, bring a knife to a gunfight -- stab them while they are laughing at you.
SIMPLE!
to be fair dai started both the +1 lovers and the -1 lovers
499 probl… DAMMIT ALPAR!
but everyone love nick :(
dont bring a knife or a gun BRING A KNIFEGUN FUCK YEAH SEAKING
Walk in, see this, what do?
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Carefully walk back into the saferoom and lock the door…
Could been worst -- could had brought the sniper rifle.
First! *braces for storm of -1s*
that is to say: do you actually WANT the -1s?
Yes, but you can bring the knife to the zombie apocalypse.
More like the turrets. They don't hate you.
"Oh, is that what that sound was!? I thought it was the TV."
Nick: "…Ah, tits." *gets owned*
Needs more pistol
He got blood all over his suit.
Ironically, Nick died from falling off a building.
inb4i-see-the-briefcase-is-safe
Don't be a bitch, nut up and take em all on! >:O
If there's one zombie, use a pistol, if there's more than one, use a crowbar, if there's a large crowd, PIPE BOMB OUT!
If there's one zombie, use a pistol, if there's more than one, use a crowbar, if there's a large crowd, PIPE BOMB OUT!
Yeah Nick, Ellis sold all the good guns for Adrenaline. Sorry 'bout that.
Yeah Nick, Ellis sold all the good guns for Adrenaline. Sorry 'bout that.
Don't be a bitch, nut up and take em all on! >:O
A TF2 Pyro might survive this, a Scout may hold some ground, but an ill-prepared Engie would not make it through the first wave.
Too bad they tend to use heatdetectionlasersightbeamz
Epicness: bringing a pistol or two to a zapocalypse. And then winning.
Wild Zombies appeard
What will Nick do?
Attack
Switch
Item
Run
Whoa didn't see that comin!!
Nick: Zombies are a wussy even a pistol will kil them all! *Open saferoom door*
Nick: Wtf! Hundreds of zombies!
Again?! I’ll grab the m16 if you grab the puke and medpaks