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Pokémon Chat Roulette

If there was one Pokémon I’d expect to see on ChatRoulette… it would definitely be Abra! Of course if that kid really wanted to catch it he should have been holding DOWN + B.
Found by InfinteX [via Reddit]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 29, 2010 · 10:08 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (631 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
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Bad Grammer, Cosplay, Disguises, Failure, Internets, Nintendo, Pokémon, Special Attacks, Tactical Retreat, Too Much Free Time, Weird

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I wish I was an Abra on Chat Roulette, so I could teleport before anyone had a chance to get their balls out.
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Really, all he had to do was use a MASTER BALL.
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1 reply · active 783 weeks ago
This boy is obvsiouly a n00b on the Internet.

Of COURSE the Abra fled. What part of "Females don't exist on the Internet" didn't he get?
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5 replies · active 782 weeks ago
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1 reply · active 783 weeks ago
The stranger was obviously a Ditto. He just wanted to get some.
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1 reply · active 783 weeks ago
Silly stranger, don't you know? A real pokemon trainer will have tits under catch pokemon in their list of priorities anytime!

Good thing I'm not a pokemon trainer
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3 replies · active 783 weeks ago
Stranger threw out Mewtwo!
Mewtwo used Taunt.
Abra can no longer use Teleport!

Abra used struggle...
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2 replies · active 783 weeks ago
Of course now I have to find a way to teach my Mewtwo that move....
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The only way to catch an abra http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=8
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Abra should have put on their robe and wizard hat
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Stranger, learn to Pokemon!
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Well, obviously someone doesn't aspire to be the best, like no one ever was...
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2 replies · active 783 weeks ago
DOWN + B Is OP!
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Your doing it wrong!
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With a complete suit with the battle, dude just couldn't figure it out huh?

If it was me, I would of used Attract.
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this is one of those ideas that just should be done more often... better than all the wild penises out there
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Obviously his Mewtwo was learning from Capt. Falcon to learn the SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS attack, if it had been the Falcon though it wouldn't have failed.
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Shawn, I think no one can see this one either. I got here via Twitter.

Also, I replied to CdiGanon's comment and it isn't showing. WTF, IntenseDebate?
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8 replies · active 783 weeks ago
Hmmm, I see that you are all poke'folk, I would have used scaryface, because i am a noob
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Should've picked Diglett. Arena trap FTW!!!
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/...

Then, I'd use Attract, Captivate, Earthquake, & Rest.
They're all my "technical" maneuvers. He he he...

Damn, being a noob and all, I can't seem to figure out how to post a picture link in a comment without link-o-fying it...anyone lend me a hint as to how to do that?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I laughed so hard I peed just a little!
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Mewtwo should have used "harden"
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Hmmmmm... not only is the other guy a total idiot he can't even spell
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