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BLASTOISE LOVE

Hey now, normally Pokémon breeding would be fine… but not when you’re in the middle of Smash Bros. Melee!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 26, 2010 · 12:34 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (231 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Disturbing, GameCube, Motivational, Nintendo, Pokémon, Special Attacks, True Love

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I hope Blastoise used Protect.

Also Blastoise is going to out of PP for his Hydro Pump soon. He just can't last long with grass types.
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Blastoise's 3rd cannon came out
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Venusaur was seeded!
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At last, we know the origin of Venustoise! http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3435/3180978163_1d...
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
Furries? In my Halolz?
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6 replies · active 786 weeks ago
I hope Blastoise doesn't use ExtremeSpeed. He'll fail.
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Anyone else find it disturbing a Pokeball came out of Venasaur's mouth?

So...I wonder...

Who's that Pokemon?!
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4 replies · active 786 weeks ago
Wait till you see what "Surf" means
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Please tell me this Blastoise didn't learn Double Team or Substitute
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BLASTOISE used HYDRO PUMP!!!
...it... wasn't very effective...
VENOSAUR is UNIMPRESSED!!!
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That's one way to "water the garden".
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6 replies · active 786 weeks ago
Well theres another childhood memory to add to the ever growing pile of casulalties
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That's one way to use Pokeballs.

...what?
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
What's so wrong? All I see is Blastoise after usig the Heimlich maneuver on Venusaur because he was chiking with a pokeball
Seriously guys, you think too much in sex
>_>
<_<
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3 replies · active 786 weeks ago
I'm not sure what's more disturbing...Blastoise plowing Venusaur, or the fact that Venusaur seems to be spitting out pokeballs Birdo-style during...
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
Venusaur's Pokeball-gag seems to have fallen off.
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
Did Paulrus make this?
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5 replies · active 786 weeks ago
We're missing a variable in the equation to obtain Bowser. http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/18/pokemon-breeding...
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This Picture is now about Metapods.
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If Hydro Pump doesn't work, use Hyper Beam.
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Ok...
Which move should I make Blastoise to use?
Waterfall?
Or was it Harden?
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Yeah, Charizard doesn't need you to have a good time!
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Bow chicka wow wow.
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OH DEAR GO-
Wait, no, it's ok. They're both in the monster egg group, someone just wants to get a bulbasaur with the Skull Bash egg move.
....wait....
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Blastoise learned Growth....

EWWWWWWWWW!
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Pokesex on mah Halolz?
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3 replies · active 786 weeks ago
If only Charizard were here, then we could make Bowser
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inb4hardesnandstringshot
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2 replies · active 786 weeks ago
i don't know whether im in shock, or just surprised how many sexual innuendos pokemon has
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3 replies · active 786 weeks ago
Well... at least Venusaur seems to be enjoying it...
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Oh wow, the amount of Hydro Pump jokes in my mind is overwhelming right now.
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
Well, the heart wants what the heart wants...
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
I have a Blastoise in my butt, and the only cure is more Thundershocks!
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