You know …now that I think about it… why DO I have to catch ’em all? I mean I’m just gonna build a team of five Dragonites and a Mewtwo ANYWAY.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 21, 2010 · 10:48 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Screw that, only use one! BLASTOISE.
"You know …now that I think about it… why DO I have to catch ‘em all? I mean I’m just gonna build a team of five Dragonites and a Mewtwo ANYWAY."
Thats so 3 Generations ago. :P
eh! you can use your dragonintes
i have 5 magikarp and a feebas!
YEA! WHAT NOW?
Pokemon should only have 1 pokemon usable:
Magikarp
is this a play off the Kratos meme? seems sorta forced. true though.
Spend 3 days looking for Lugia
Store it in the deepest of your PC
Oh would you look at that. A funny video game-themed advice dog variation. Now let's just wait for Shawn to post a million of them and kill the joke.
Catch God.
Get banned from nerds' tournaments.
Screw you guys!
I only need Typlosion, Suicune, Raikou, Gengar, Scyther, Pidgeot!
With them, I can kick major asses!!
Catch all 493 Pokemon
Realize the game is boring when you do.
Ok, before i even try to think about making a joke i must point out how much fail Shawn's team is.
Dragonite? Seriously? Salamence has Outrage now too, a better speed stat AND intimidate, a single Salamence could potentially destroy your team up until Mewtwo, then a Weavile or any dark pokemon is sent in to finish that Mewtwo.
CATCH 493 POKEMON
BEGIN THE TEDIUS TEDIUS PROCESS OF IV BREEDING AND EV TRAINING SO YOU CAN PLAY COMPETITIVELY WITHOUT GETTING RAPED.
Catch all 493 Pokemon
Get a fucking certificate.
after we get 493 pokemons there will always come 100 + legendary pokemons more that were just in another island but we never knew them…
when we get the 1000 pokemons in this world there will be 2000 more in another planet that was just next to our world.
Catch all 493 Pokemon
Catch those plus 150 fucking more when the next color-themed installment comes out.
Raikou. Gardevoir. Absol. Kingdra. Infernape. Sunflora.
what do you meen use six
all i do is use one?
catch all 493 pokemon
forget to save
Catch all 493 Pokemon.
Super Effective use of time!
… theres 493 now? ._.
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I demand the stock image so the i may make my own =3 not sure if they'll be as good though…
"Catch a legendary, just like everyone else"
"Screw training, use rare candys"
"Here's a master ball, Catch a legendary without putting in any effort"
"Catch a ditto, use it for sex"
"Train your pokemon. attack helpless creatures in the forest"
"Take this pokemon, run my errands"
"Run aroudn the world, event though the Elite 4 are closer than the first gym."
"Defeat team Rocket, so that i can rule the world."
Thats all for now… Hope you like some of them!
Good thing most of them are just pre-evolutions anyways…
It's actually pretty easy to pick 6 out of the less than 100 that are actually worth looking at.
Finally catch 151
"I've got some baaaad news, Ash"
Catch all 493 Pokemon
Realize you're only wasting your time, because they're never gonna stop making newer versions.
This never would've happened when I was young. You kids today and your 493 Pokemon and your Poketch's and all the useless apps for it and your EVs and your poffins and your ball capsules and your contests and your 35 legends and your countless and unnameable types of berries and your underground and your secret bases and your different "formes" and your legendaries that trigger events that stop the gameplay for a while and your double battles and your running shoes and your 100 TMs/HMs and your crazy-ass type combinations (seriously, Dark/Ghost? Who's the genius that came up with that? It's just begging to get hacked with Wonder Guard) and your stupid, "rivals", 'cause they're not actually "rivals", just friends, and your tier lists and your constant additions of evolutions/pre-evolutions of older Pokemon…
…Oh, and your VERSION-EXCLUSIVE LEGENDARIES. Back in R/B/Y/G/S/C, we didn't have that shit. 5 legendaries in R/B/Y, 6 in G/S/C, and we got them ALL (even Mew and Celebi, with use of glitching).
But… But… GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!!!!!
Catch all 493 Pokemon.
Look back in twenty years at your wasted childhood.
I don't know, Team Rocket is more fond of choosing switchblades.
/reference
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHERE WILL BE PEACE WHAN YOU ARE DONE!
I need one Pokemon…
FUCK YEAH! SEAKING!
All u need is 6 althrough chuck norris can use 8, why you ask? He went straight to game freak amd they had to put themselbes into the game to avoid getting permently destroyed by his awsomeneas.
Ps glaceon meganium latias lopunny ho oh is my team
pps 6th im not to sure of yet
Great job, you got 493 pokemon.
NOW GET 493 SHINIES.
pfft Crobat Rapes everything you guys
@BoxeyBrown….
2 hours to get through Mt. Moon = You fail.
Catch Red Gyarados
Use it as an HM Bitch
catch all 151 pokemon in R/B/Y. get a diploma…
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wait 1 minaute oak IF I CAN HOLD 100000000 ITEMS IN MY BACKPACK WHY CANT I BRING ALL MY POKEMON