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RAPTURE IS A GREAT PLACE TO RAISE CHILDREN

Really? I don’t think it would be my first choice… but hey, you’re the Big Daddy.
By toadking07

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 15, 2010 · 4:00 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (251 votes, average: 3.16 out of 5)
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2K Games, Advice Meme, Bad Ideas, BioShock, PC, Playstation, Under the Sea, Xbox 360

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Rapture hey, I'm there!
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2 replies · active 778 weeks ago
What boggles my mind is that no one else had the name "Pedobear" on IntenseDebate.
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KILL THIS MONSTROSITY WITH FIRE!!!
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Eh, I thought the Aperature Science labs were a nice neighborhood, but if you say so...
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10 replies · active 778 weeks ago
hey look everybody! leo's epeen is almost 100 lets help him out by plusing his comment up!
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Um... no need, it'll get there soon enough.
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b-but your 100 epeen comment might not be visible and completely overshadowed! D:
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... you could always help me instead... o,o
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Or, you know... Me.
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or you could....help each other!
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*sits in shadows, forgotten about*
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*joins and remembers getting -1'd in the e-peen war.*
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do not worry draco you'll be there soon enough just keep that monocle up old chap!
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And when all of you reach the imaginary milestone of popularity on a website, your lives will be better and all your problems solved. Also you'll surely be cool and, y´know, not some creep on the internet.
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You know where else is a good place to raise children? Michael Jackson's Never Land Ranch.... well at least it is now.

Too soon?
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4 replies · active 778 weeks ago
not soon enough
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exactly, where has he been all this time?
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Too late.
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For anyone else but you? Maybe.
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Small puddle on ground?

Electrobolt.
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1 reply · active 778 weeks ago
Gasoline on floor?

Incinerate!
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Just goes to show, if you're a Big Daddy, you get all the lolis to yourself.
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1 reply · active 778 weeks ago
*watches Alpar sign up for the job*
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Find an angel

Stab it in the neck
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Broken sentences are a great
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Way to kill a good submission.
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MAKE IT AN OCCASIONAL ITEM, LIKE ONCE A WEEK. otherwise it just looks like you've run out of user submissions.
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1 reply · active 778 weeks ago
Run out of -good- submissions.
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he's lying! i never saw ONE boy in rapture!
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2 replies · active 778 weeks ago
Billy (or was it Bobby) it was from one of those recorded diary messages thingies who was in love with a lil sis. But thats about it alot of little sisters and one boy child.
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well then it seems:it's NOT a good place to raise boys then eh?
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Holy crap, toadking07 sent in so many of these I have no idea what to do with them all. Personally I found this one the funniest, so I'll go ahead and let you guys be the judge. I know Courage Kratos has already overstayed his welcome...
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6 replies · active 778 weeks ago
If you're going to post more, don't post them again and again really fast. Courage Kratos had a submission every day, which is why we hated it so much. Otherwise, no objections.
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OBJECTION!
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HOLD IT!

*Disables your OBJECTION!*
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Not a great submition but I think the comments will make up for it, I guess well see in the morning. :) Also I havn`t seen Captian Falcon in a while shawn :(
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You can leave it at this, we don' take kindly to any forced meme's 'round here
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easy Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody!
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Sidius: Lord Vader, Shawn has published another meme submission on Halolz.
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
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Don't like your daddy?

Get a bigger one.
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He may have a point... but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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Your goin' it wrong!!!!!
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Would have been funnier if 'place' was in the upper part...
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Oh no you don't! I'm sticking to Ravenholm!
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this reminds me of something odd... The little sisters call them Big daddies... but they're also their little sister... Sooooooo... did he happen to do something with his mother so that he is both the girls daddy, and at the same time, they are his sister... thats what it implies to me anyway... i just think its a little odd at their choice in names...
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Well, at least it's not another Courage Kratos submission...
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Next courage meme needs to have a pair of sunglasses in the middle. I know it's not game related but I want to see it.
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1 reply · active 778 weeks ago
Oh my god, I want to see that too.
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oh god... shawn are you trying to make a courage big daddy meme? how well did that go with courage kratos? i mean this one seems pretty ok at first, but the more you put the more i die in side
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