Snake may fit in that orange box, but can it also hold Gordon Freeman, Heavy Weapons Guy AND Chell? Yeah I didn’t think so.

THE ORANGE BOX – Accept No Imitations

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 13, 2010 · 8:56 PM

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Cover Art, Half-Life, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, PC, Playstation, Portal, Secret Items, Serious Business, Stealth Espionage, Team Fortress 2, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software

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Brawling Bouse 76p · 786 weeks ago

Why was Snake fired from the "Orange Juice Factory"?

He couldn't concentrate!

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 786 weeks ago

I find that joke very apeeling.

ha ha.... citrus

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killercartoons 71p · 786 weeks ago

Bah Dum, Chhhhh...

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dapaperboy 60p · 786 weeks ago

i cant think of anything funny so +1 to everbody!

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 786 weeks ago

Aw, c'mon.
Get those creative juices going.
Think outside the box.
Try and vitamin C around you.
I'm sure you can think of one, two or tree jokes.

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A_R_ 88p · 786 weeks ago

He should just try to squeeze something outta himself.

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killercartoons 71p · 786 weeks ago

His mind is ripe for the picking!

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dapaperboy 60p · 786 weeks ago

i just hope the terrorist guy (that snake is about to 'snap) doesn't SIT on the box!

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Onecanofsprite 89p · 786 weeks ago

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
sorry.

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combatbeaver 94p · 786 weeks ago

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 786 weeks ago

AHHHH CHRIST... I LOL'D

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 786 weeks ago

Snake: Knock Knock
Guard: Who's there?
Snake: Orange
Guard: Orange who?
Snake: Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
Guard: .........
Snake: .........
*neck snap*

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killercartoons 71p · 786 weeks ago

Guard: Hmmm, I wonder why Snake broke his own neck...

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MasterOCrumpets 49p · 786 weeks ago

because he hates knock knock jokes

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Onecanofsprite 89p · 786 weeks ago

ORANGE ya glad you read these comments today?

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dapaperboy 60p · 786 weeks ago

rofl i am!

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deleted8254443 78p · 786 weeks ago

Who's the imitation? Does Valve's Orange Box know CQC? I think not.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 786 weeks ago

Come on Snake...
More advertising??

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Coodoo 93p · 786 weeks ago

Let's just hope he didn't pick up the PS3 version.

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BlueChameleon 92p · 786 weeks ago

Hey Snake, how many hats do you hav- OH WAIT

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Acrazymonke 93p · 786 weeks ago

i cant beleive im the first to say this but...
THAT BOX IS A SPAH!!

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Acrazymonke 93p · 786 weeks ago

whoops i guess i was wrong, sorry to SnovB x

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TheTopHatKid 88p · 786 weeks ago

when you absolutely, positively have to sneak around in a videogame, accept one substitute.

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Link4all 94p · 786 weeks ago

Put my snake in a box.

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CzarSquid 71p · 786 weeks ago

Regardless which box you open up. You will always find a Badass inside. Guaranteed!

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Hindsight 88p · 786 weeks ago

Ah so they were doing product placement from the very beginning. That is truly stealthy, well played kojima....well played.

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Spencer 119p · 786 weeks ago

Guard: Ooh! The Orange Box! Maybe there'll be Half Life and Team Fortress in it!

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BlueChameleon 92p · 786 weeks ago

Wait, this Orange Box isn't real! How will I make TF2 in-joke comments now?

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 786 weeks ago

Though useful for movement, Snake realized that the portals tended to attract a good deal of attention from the guards.

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mckillyoface 64p · 786 weeks ago

Silly Snake.
You can't be HL2, TF2, Portal, HL2EP1&2 AND HL2 Lost Coast.
Silly,Silly Snake.

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Gamage 91p · 786 weeks ago

As a matter of fact, it IS bigger then a bread box!

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Leo E. 114p · 786 weeks ago

Let's see Freeman sneak around in one of those.

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Psiwrite 23p · 786 weeks ago

Why wear camo gear in a steel factory setting?

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DrSexington 78p · 786 weeks ago

Speaking of the orange box, on L4D1 when your in the subway that there's a sign saying "Orange Box Juice"? Saw it last night when I was playing it, just wanna know if anyone else has seen it

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dapaperboy 60p · 786 weeks ago

inb4 Black Box submi-oh wait...

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TCC 105p · 786 weeks ago

well considering mgs2 was around some time before the orange box (as far as I know) it seems that they are the true Imitators... also, I'm pretty sure I can make them fit in that box...

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MrRaccoon 106p · 786 weeks ago

Man, if snake was in TF2, it wouldn't be called like that, it would be "Snake versus the other team". But you know, people would easily complain about how he's overpowered

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deleted8824092 102p · 786 weeks ago

Okay, you DO know this was the original box, right? The name of The Orange Box is a homage. Technically then, the Valve one is the imitation.

I have destroyed the logic of this submission. Mwahahaha.

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mckillyoface on April 14th, 2010 12:58 am

Silly Snake.
You can't be HL2, TF2, Portal, HL2EP1&2 AND HL2 Lost Coast.
Silly,Silly Snake.
Ozymil on April 14th, 2010 1:04 am

Who's the imitation? Does Valve's Orange Box know CQC? I think not.

HUTTAH -- NECK SNAP!
Nick Soapdish on April 14th, 2010 1:06 am

Snake: Knock Knock
Guard: Who's there?
Snake: Orange
Guard: Orange who?
Snake: Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
Guard: ………
Snake: ………
*neck snap*
Caelun_Niveus on April 14th, 2010 1:07 am

Though useful for movement, Snake realized that the portals tended to attract a good deal of attention from the guards.
BrawlingBouse on April 14th, 2010 1:25 am

Why was Snake fired from the "Orange Juice Factory"?

He couldn't concentrate!
BlueChameleon on April 14th, 2010 1:31 am

Wait, this Orange Box isn't real! How will I make TF2 in-joke comments now?
Roflcopter419 on April 14th, 2010 1:43 am

Okay, you DO know this was the original box, right? The name of The Orange Box is a homage. Technically then, the Valve one is the imitation.

I'm okay with that, Snake is SO much cooler than Freeman.
Alpar on April 14th, 2010 1:47 am

Guard: Ooh! The Orange Box! Maybe there'll be Half Life and Team Fortress in it!
MrRaccoon on April 14th, 2010 1:48 am

Man, if snake was in TF2, it wouldn't be called like that, it would be "Snake versus the other team". But you know, people would easily complain about how he's overpowered
EphEphEcksIII on April 14th, 2010 1:51 am

Ah so they were doing product placement from the very beginning. That is truly stealthy, well played kojima….well played.
Link4all on April 14th, 2010 3:00 am

Put my snake in a box.
Arb on April 13th, 2010 11:46 pm

THAT BOX IS A SPA- oh wait cancel the alert people it’s just Raiden! Our secrets are completely safe, I repeat, COMPLETELY SAFE.
TheTopHatKid on April 14th, 2010 3:54 am

when you absolutely, positively have to sneak around in a videogame, accept one substitute.
Acrazymonke on April 14th, 2010 4:18 am

i cant beleive im the first to say this but…
THAT BOX IS A SPAH!!
Coodoo on April 14th, 2010 12:59 am

Let's just hope he didn't pick up the PS3 version.
MasterLuigi452 on April 14th, 2010 5:04 am

Come on Snake…
More advertising??
dapaperboy on April 14th, 2010 5:11 am

inb4 Black Box po-oh wait…
CzarSquid on April 14th, 2010 2:10 am

Regardless which box you open up. You will always find a Badass inside. Guaranteed!
DrSexington on April 14th, 2010 6:58 am

Speaking of the orange box, on L4D1 when your in the subway that there's a sign saying "Orange Box Juice"? Saw it last night when I was playing it, just wanna know if anyone else has seen it
TCC on April 14th, 2010 5:10 am

well considering mgs2 was around some time before the orange box (as far as I know) it seems that they are the true Imitators… also, I'm pretty sure I can make them fit in that box…
Psiwrite on April 14th, 2010 11:48 am

Why wear camo gear in a steel factory setting?
Leo058 on April 14th, 2010 12:12 pm

Let's see Freeman sneak around in one of those.
Gamage on April 14th, 2010 7:45 pm

As a matter of fact, it IS bigger then a bread box!