A much more gentlemanly way of saying YEAH TOAST!
By my friend Freddy McTrunkTrunks
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 13, 2010 · 12:49 PM
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Categories: Gentlemen, Now We're Cookin', Tasty Treats, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment (45 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
"My handy and quite unbroken bottle of highly-intoxicating tavern ale!"
"What?"
"I am inebriated, my good sir! You have no sufficient excuse on your own behalf!"
From sea to shining sea,
My countrymen question, “What to you is most preferable?”
I respond in a modest manner,
I enjoy toast, lightly licked by flame.
Huzzah! Slightly burned bread!
When the rooster crows at the early morn',
I spread jellied preserves upon my bread.
But before I do this I ignite the fireplace,
For which to burn my bread slightly.
Huzzah! Slightly burned bread!
No man can regulate the flames exactly,
But to each man I make this statement.
Not too soon, not too late
If it is not slightly burned enough,
Cooketh it a moment longer, to slightly burn your bread.
Huzzah! Slightly burned bread!
That is awesome, gentlemen.
My milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard,
and they claim, it's better than thine,
verily, 'tis better than thine.
I could instruct you, but I must levy a fee.
…YEAH MILKSHAKES!
What's next? Slightly burned bread covered in fruit preserves?
I must say that all these sciences are simply amazing!
"I hold myself among the ranks of the great poets. This, therefore means that I am an analyzer of the various maladies in one's life. Mind that I've no interest in the more practical aspects of life, namely the various ways one might cease the action of certain Matron Hubbards who wish to rend us asunder in ways most uncomfortable.Rather, I do my best to interpret the questions that vex humanity so, such as 'What is beauty', and other such perviews of conundrums of philosophy. The answer to many such queries I've found is simply…utilize pen. And if this proves unfruitful…utilize more pen. "
.-.
*does not know how to write in english that way*
This is relevant to my interests
I was in a way in the need to fulfill my somewhat dull day with the Toaster or Suit Carrying Device that is known as Balrog from the tele-vision/computer Video Game which goes by the monicker "Cave Story". But this Gentleman is also enlightened and full of glee by such remarkably hilarious conglomerate of pixels that form a submission, which is posted on the World Wide Website Halolz which makes a reference to a previous submission in video and musical form about a qualified Engineer doing a number in which he describes his fascination with slightly burned bread.
TL;DR I expected Balrog, but this works too.
You know what they say, "All bread slightly burners, slightly burn bread."
Ok, so they took an awesome painting, hopped it to make it look like an engi, thereby making it fail, and then put a kinda inside joke on there. thereby making it awesome again.
Meh. 4 stars.
This is the most enjoyable batch of comments I've read in a while. :D
I don't get it. Where's Balrog?
God damn this is win.