No one ever said Just Cause 2 was known for its romance!
By chewymilkybar

[VIDEO] Lust Cause 2

Posted by Michael Moore on April 12, 2010 · 1:48 AM

(242 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)

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Brawling Bouse 76p · 785 weeks ago

It looks like their relationship...

*shades*

has just hit rock bottom!

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*

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Link4all 94p · 785 weeks ago

Looks like they reached

*put on sunglasses*

Terminal Velocity.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

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CzarSquid 71p · 785 weeks ago

This will teach her for leaving the kitchen!

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BlueChameleon 92p · 785 weeks ago

We're getting married now! Till death do us part!

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Leo E. 114p · 785 weeks ago

*looks at corpse*
...Oh.

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killercartoons 71p · 785 weeks ago

Hmmm, yeah, that's about how all of my dates go.

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Spencer 119p · 785 weeks ago

You get DATES?

Lies! Burn this witch!

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killercartoons 71p · 785 weeks ago

I use my grappling hook to get them, much like as seen in this video.

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Spencer 119p · 785 weeks ago

So you crash in the middle of nowhere afterwards?

Must be hard on you.

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killercartoons 71p · 785 weeks ago

Sometimes I crash in the middle of nowhere, sometimes on a friend's couch, sometimes on a couch in the middle of nowhere. All depends on how good or bad said grappling hook induced date goes.

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rory_m 92p · 785 weeks ago

to be fair she was standing next to a plane in a game where you can do that kind of stuff

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piclemaniscool 33p · 785 weeks ago

that relationship went into a nosedive rather quickly...

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TheTopHatKid 88p · 785 weeks ago

This needs a *beep beep beep beep* WHAT THE FU- right before the plane crash amiright?

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CakeBard 88p · 785 weeks ago

Boy, she really got "hooked" into this relationship...

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Coodoo 93p · 785 weeks ago

5/5 for A Whole New World
No questions asked

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Squikker2001 93p · 785 weeks ago

Pilot's License, REVOKED!

Dun dun!

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Gamage 91p · 785 weeks ago

thats what happens when you dont listen to Peppy!

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LordCupcake 12p · 785 weeks ago

I think there's a way to sum up my feelings for this:

o_o

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N64iac 29p · 785 weeks ago

This is not how longshots are supposed to work!
But you can't argue with results.

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AuraMaster 107p · 785 weeks ago

Thank you for riding the John Denver Experience!

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KamiAyRon 4p · 785 weeks ago

That was fantastic. Thanks buddy, i needed a good start to my week. :)

"A whole new World!!!!!"

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Leo E. 114p · 785 weeks ago

I was enjoying singing along... then surprised by the crash.
Staring at the screen, my mouth gaping for about fifteen seconds, stunned into silence.

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1 reply · active 785 weeks ago

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SentryGunner 76p · 785 weeks ago

I always was against the gritty reboot to Aladdin aswell

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MorningMoon 97p · 785 weeks ago

Looks like the plane of love just...

*puts on shades*

Crashed.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Caizic 60p · 785 weeks ago

Zoooom!!!! Snap..................Splat.

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Miketuu 82p · 785 weeks ago

Just Cause 2 is just 9001 levels of awesome like this.

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Shiranui 43p · 785 weeks ago

Alternative soundtrack includes "Fly on the wings of love" by the Olsen brothers.

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3 replies · active 785 weeks ago

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AuraMaster 107p · 785 weeks ago

Also included are "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler and "Up Where We Belong" by Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes.

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CakeBard 88p · 785 weeks ago

Additional tracks include "I Beleive I can Fly" by R Kelly if you pay with your credit card RIGHT NOW!!!

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MorningMoon 97p · 785 weeks ago

Marina45? O.o

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Juggernaut470 84p · 785 weeks ago

I did somethng like this, only it involved a soldier and a fighter jet. And it ended with a mountain. Well, for the soldier anyway.

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Trik 91p · 785 weeks ago

The sheer unexpected WTF-ness of the ending made me laugh harder at this than I have at a halolz post in a long time. *Thumbs up*

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combatbeaver 94p · 785 weeks ago

just when she starts enjoying it...the plane crashes :(

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Juggernaut470 84p · 785 weeks ago

I love Kaboom!

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squirtle189 73p · 785 weeks ago

is not usually my job but... Yadadadada yadadada yadadadada yad kaboom! kaboom!

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sasuketoo 61p · 785 weeks ago

Posted by Michael Moore on April 12, 2010 · 1:48 AM THE HELL?

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Leo E. 114p · 785 weeks ago

Well, Shawn is generally up until 3 AM...

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BoxeyBrown 86p · 785 weeks ago

probably east coast.

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deleted8824092 102p · 785 weeks ago

...

I have nothing to say to this. I am actually at a loss for words.
Hell, I can't even tell if I found if funny or not.

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RayzaB 56p · 785 weeks ago

Oh lawd. I am surprised she stays intact with that sort of punishment.

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 785 weeks ago

"Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know!"

-Leela

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Cypher 71p · 785 weeks ago

Zing!

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Kirby_Emprer 72p · 785 weeks ago

A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!! shining shimmering splend-! *crash*

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TheTopHatKid 88p · 785 weeks ago

Indeed, the portion of the video file displayed on this particular webpage that includes the quote and onomatopoeia in your comment is also arguably the most entertaining portion of said video file, and the subject of most comments pertaining to said video located on said webpage.
Good day sir.

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Kirby_Emprer 72p · 785 weeks ago

i see..... you want a cupcake too :D

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Kirby_Emprer on April 12th, 2010 6:06 am

A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!! shining shimmering splendors! *crash*
LordCupcake on April 12th, 2010 6:11 am

I think there's a way to sum up my feelings for this:

o_o
RayzaB on April 12th, 2010 6:20 am

Oh lawd. I am surprised she stays intact with that sort of punishment.
Roflcopter419 on April 12th, 2010 6:25 am

…

I have nothing to say to this.
sasuketoo on April 12th, 2010 6:38 am

Posted by Michael Moore on April 12, 2010 · 1:48 AM THE HELL?
combatbeaver on April 12th, 2010 6:50 am

just when she starts enjoying it…the plane crashes :(
Trik on April 12th, 2010 7:09 am

The sheer unexpected WTF-ness of the ending made me laugh harder at this than I have at a halolz post in a long time. *Thumbs up*
Juggernaut470 on April 12th, 2010 7:50 am

I did somethng like this, only it involved a soldier and a fighter jet. And it ended with a mountain. Well, for the soldier anyway.
Shiranui on April 12th, 2010 8:18 am

Alternative soundtrack includes "Fly on the wings of love" by the Olsen brothers.
Miketuu on April 12th, 2010 9:32 am

Just Cause 2 is just 9001 levels of awesome like this.
rory_m on April 12th, 2010 9:48 am

to be fair she was standing next to a plane in a game where you can do that kind of stuff
CzarSquid on April 12th, 2010 11:46 am

This will teach her for leaving the kitchen!
Caizic on April 12th, 2010 12:50 pm

Zoooom!!!! Snap………………Splat.
ArmyOfMidgets on April 12th, 2010 1:45 pm

Looks like the plane of love just…

*puts on shades*

Crashed.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!
killercartoons on April 12th, 2010 2:03 pm

Hmmm, yeah, that's about how all of my dates go.
Leo058 on April 12th, 2010 2:20 pm

I was enjoying singing along… then surprised by the crash.
Staring at the screen, my mouth gaping for about fifteen seconds, stunned into silence.
KamiAyRon on April 12th, 2010 2:23 pm

That was fantastic. Thanks buddy, i needed a good start to my week. :)

"A whole new World!!!!!"
Link4all on April 12th, 2010 2:28 pm

Looks like they reached
*put on sunglasses*
Terminal Velocity.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Gamage on April 12th, 2010 11:33 am

thats what happens when you dont listen to Pappy!
Squikker2001 on April 12th, 2010 4:55 pm

Pilot's License, REVOKED!

Dun dun!
BrawlingBouse on April 12th, 2010 8:31 pm

It looks like their relationship…

*shades*

has just hit rock bottom!

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*
Coodoo on April 12th, 2010 10:09 pm

5/5 for A Whole New World
No questions asked
BlueChameleon on April 12th, 2010 10:12 pm

We're getting married now! Till death do us part!
AuraMaster on April 12th, 2010 6:26 pm

Thank you for riding the John Denver Experience!
CakeBard on April 12th, 2010 11:08 pm

Boy, she really got "hooked" into this relationship…
TheTopHatKid on April 13th, 2010 12:18 am

This needs a *beep beep beep beep* WHAT THE FU- right before the plane crash amiright?
N64iac on April 14th, 2010 2:19 pm

This is not how longshots are supposed to work!
But you can't argue with results.
piclemaniscool on April 15th, 2010 11:48 pm

that relationship went into a nosedive rather quickly…