Oh sure, you can stop playing…. just complete at least one line and I will set you free!
NOT EVEN THE GODS OF TETRIS CAN SAVE YOU NOW.
An awesome comic by xkcd
Update:
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Found by Mike [via Geekosystem]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 10, 2010 · 11:28 AM |
Categories: Artistic, Depressing, Failure, Games, Sequential Art, Tetris, Web Games · Leave a comment () 97 Comments |
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Can't let you clear that, line block!
WHERE IS YOUR LINE PIECE NOW?
Doing a barrel roll: It's always the answer to your physics problems.
Now imagine that all the pieces are like the green one
You think that's bad? Wait 'till you see the hell that always says the next piece is an I line.
now for something extraordinary: the ROUND PIECE!
Lawl just turn the gravity upside down, that always works!!
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
Well there's only 1 thing to do when a game screws you over in such a way -- RAGEQUIT!!!!
RRRAUGHHH!!!
Smart move, Shawn, removing the new Kratos pic.
Maybe I'd be more impressed if Caelun hadn't said it in the Tetris God pic…
The who what huh?
What Kratos pic?
Durrrrrr
The most glitched Tetris I've ever played…
Use no_clip.
TA-DAA.
That's just annoying how they bounce around and don't stay still.
Oh I see now, that tetris came from the world where Mega Man has an easy mode came from.
Its almost like playing Tetris in space!
Oh, they're gonta have to slot you back together! IN HELL!
Shaking the monitor doesn't help….
what? I had to try!
All else has failed. There is only one solution.
*Uses Fire Piece.*
I managed to near as dammit get a line. Didn't clear though. :(
Is it wise to keep playing and playing until your eyes bleed? (Or until the app ragequits on you?)
MIND = BLOWN
You can play for infinity if you just hold the down-arrow key all the time.
Looks like I'll be…
*sunglasses*
dining in hell tonight.
Yeah. -.-
THIS OFFENDS US.
There's a significant problem with the game itself. I actually got a line piece.
i just played one where all it gave me was squares and LLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE PPPIIIIIIEEEEEEEECCCCCEEEEEEEEEs
*rips out eyes*
please don't give them any ideas
and they continue to taunt me even more with a score : (
Chuck Norris was able to achieve level 99…
Erm…
Yours is the line that will piece the tetris!