Oh sure Professor Oak SEEMS like a real nice guy, but remember… blood is thicker than water!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 31, 2010 · 3:55 PM
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Yup. I've been waiting so long for him to say this.. :'(
WHY can't I be super effective, too?? ._.
Biased grandfather gives grandson Pokemon with a type advantage against yours
Win anyway
Just once in his life couldn't Ash get the advantage?
Oak, you're a dick!
But Gary barges in and says, "OH! Hey Ash! I see you chose a (insert type here) I'll just choose this one here! (Type that's strong against player choice)" Gary is a real douche… in fact his name IS Douche.
…Picking the advantageous type is only fair when YOU named him Fuckhat. OR IS IT?
Screw your shit Oak! I'll get a Pikachu after I pick Charmander and then we'll show Gary what's up. Squirtle can't do shit against the thuuuuuundah.
Can't let you have the, best Pokemon.
inb4 GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK joke.
inb4 any jokes about oak cumming
Is it just me or does Oak have a strange resemblence to Kratos?
Seriously, shave his head and they could almost be twins.
Jokes on you Oak, my Blastoise can learn Ice Beam!!!
What now!
… Thats true HOWEVER Your grandson is an dumbass and allways uses tail whip or growl in the first fight allowing me to win and later on he never uses the super effective moves allowing ivysaur to DESTROY charmander. TAKE THAT A$$H0[E
And this is why we rename gary to things like douche.
Prof. Oak used Type Disadvantage!
It's Super Effective!
So what Shawn is saying is that I use blood type attacks to defeat water type?
CHARMANDER uses CUT WRISTS on SQUIRTLE!
It's super effective!
;-( Thats why I always played the yellow edition!!! Screw Eevee and its three possible evolutions!!!
*sigh* remember when there were only three? ._.
Make a Video Game meme
Get Shawn to instantly post it on Halolz.
I don't want to troll out here but he lets Red take first pick. Not his grandson, Red! First Pick!!
And its Gary that choose the one with type advantage, Oak just watchs.
HEAR YOU BEAT THE ELITE 4
COME
Looks like the professor gave me
*puts on shades*
the middle finger ='( *goes cry to emo corner*
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
WELL. At least he gives you a Pokédex you can trust.
Yeah untill you get to G/S and you have Ice Punch Feraligatr
What's That Meganium i can't hear you through the 5ft ice block surrounding you >:O
Wait a minute…
I don't remember saying that crap!!
This brings back memories of a much younger me not realizing the game -always- gives your rival the Pokemon with a type advantage over yours.
I can't count how many times I restarted hoping he'd take the other one >.>
dont worry he makes up for it when he tells gary that he doesent respect pokemon and thats the reson he lost, poor gary was not abbusing his pokemon,
unlike a certain somone.
i just beat the rival from soulsilver and his megainium was level 50, he went to the dragons den and i followed, i found him cornering his megainium and when he sent it out it was level 60! rare candy luver
This submission could be made that little bit better if there was an 'R' in between the 'P' & 'I' in 'PICK'.
I'm sure we've all seen this before…
All your pokemon are almost dead, and your only 5 steps from the pokecenter, and guess who stops to challange you with fully healed pokemon? Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak that's who!
<img src=http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/14/Gary_screencap_fixed.png/>
Unless it's a Wolf!
Or just whack your first gun with a wrench to upgrade it.
I do happen to think it's quite lolworthy that Gary gloated to Ash about getting his starter with Ash stuck with a Pikachu when later on Ash gets all 3 starters AND has an uber powerful electric type. Though, since Ash is mentally retarded, he doesn't train or evolve any of them. I.E. Pikachu is still a Pikachu TEN YEARS DOWN THE LINE.
looks like Oak follows Bros before Hoes
I'm sorry Professor Oak, but the only way I'd ever have a type disadvantage is if I chose Bulbasaur/Chikorita/Treecko/Turtwig/Smugleaf.
Because the Water types learn Ice Beam, and the Fire Types learn SolarBeam.
So, where is your logic now?
in yet, I still beat your dumbass grandson because he keeps using attacks like TAIL WAG and GROWL 3 times in a row
Oh, Oak… go fuck yourself you prick of an old scientist.