I wouldn’t mess with Chuck Norris’ pokéwalker… unless your looking to get a roundhouse kick to the face. Is that what you’re looking for? No well then move along!
By Nick Soapdish
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 30, 2010 · 9:47 AM
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i can already envision conan obrien pulling a lever and all you see is chuck norris walking down the street talking to the pokemon in his pokewalker
then fighting ninjas, setting them on fire and drop kicking them into piles of exploding barrels
and telling a small boy he hes going to die of AIDS before he turns 12
walker was a jerk!
Chuck Norris is the leader of the Legendary Four, which also include Bruce Lee, Vin Diesel and Mr T…
Naturally, nobody has defeated them.
Strangely there is not much walking in that show… they are either fighting, shooting, driving or rolling…. will that make your pokewalker level faster?
Wanna know what Pokémon he really keeps in his Pokéwalker? Missingno.
My pokémans, let me show you them.
*roundhouse kick*
chuck norris has his 4th fist in there. why hasnt anyone heard about it before? because they just fainted from even being to close to it.
Chuck Norris can catch 'em all.
Chuck Norris used Roundhouse!
Its a one-hit KO!
If Chuck Norris was in pokémon… Would there really be any need for pokéballs?
And at any rate, I doubt he'd need pokémon.
Chuck Norris keeps it around so that his team can absorb a portion of his badassness from contact. He doesn't need it, but roundhouse kicking is banned from the Pokemon tournaments.
When Chuck Norris was asked to name his rival, nothing happened. That's because no one dares try to rival Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need any pokemon.
every pokemon tries to flee but they can't because chuck norris doesn't let them
the pokemon faint in fear even god (arceus) faints before chuck norris
If Chuck Norris' Pokewalker is awsome, how awsome is Cpt. Falcon's Pokewalker???
Now WHY would THE Chuck Norris need a Pokéwalker of all things?
All he would have to do is STARE at them and they would hit Level 101 with max stats…
Chuck Norris sweats Rare Candies.
Which in itself is a Paradox since Chuck Norris has Captain Falcon on his Pokewalker wearing a Pokewalker that has Chuck Norris in it wearing a Pokewalker.
And so and so forth until we find Cthuluu at the end playing with himself.
Aren't they, like, the same thing?
I must admit, I'm quite proud of creating something that has resulted in me seeing a giant picture of Chuck Norris' face every time I open Halolz.
That's what happens when Chuck DARES mess with Falcon Territory.
Wait, Nick Soapdish is still alive?
Chuck Norris used Mega Kick!
The whole planet fainted!
This is absolutely horrible all he did was put Poke and the PokeWalker in a picture of a Walker Texas ranger poster uber Fail!
pokemon and chuck norris. This is madness!!!