I wish I had ninjas with me when I crossed the Oregon Trail… they would’ve kicked the western frontier’s ASS.
Another classic daneboe video game versus video!

[VIDEO] Mortal Kombat vs. Oregon Trail

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 25, 2010 · 5:46 PM

(139 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)

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Acclaim, Arcade, Bad Ideas, Chill Out, Cray-Z Crossovers, Massive Damage, Mortal Kombat, Ninjas, Oregon Trail, Overkill, PC, Retro, Special Attacks, Teamwork, The Great Outdoors, Things Are Heating Up, Video Clips, Wild Animals, Williams/Midway

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Badonk 105p · 788 weeks ago

Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!

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MrRaccoon 106p · 788 weeks ago

What's up Scorp?

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Spencer 119p · 788 weeks ago

*Nom nom nom*

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MrRaccoon 106p · 788 weeks ago

Great! If I ever go hunting I'll remember to yell GET OVER HERE! before shooting

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 788 weeks ago

Johnny died of dysentery. Fatality

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

Toasty!

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DClaw 83p · 788 weeks ago

Another reference that can be used - from Chrono Trigger this time!

"...But you're still hungry."

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VideoGameGeek 72p · 788 weeks ago

Mass Effect VS PokeMon

MAKE IT HAPPEN

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6 replies · active 788 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

I don't need to see Commander Shepard banging different species of Pokemon...

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VideoGameGeek 72p · 788 weeks ago

I was thinking more about the chat options for when a Pokemon Trainer sees you.

"My pokemanz r teh numbah 1!!!111!!! OMG WE R TEH BATTLE NAO"

Options:
Good: Let us battle!
Bad: Can't let you do that.

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Leo E. 114p · 788 weeks ago

And for Gym Leaders.

High-paragon option: "You know, it would save a lot of time and effort if you were to just give me the badge..."

High-renegade option: "GIVE ME THE BADGE OR YOU DIE!" *hold switchblade aloft*

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deleted8824092 102p · 788 weeks ago

That's what the internet is for.

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tveye 100p · 788 weeks ago

It's the Oregon Trail you never got to play in school.

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Dr.Panda 112p · 788 weeks ago

Is there any thing that being a ninja doesnt makes more awesome?

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2 replies · active 788 weeks ago

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rory_m 92p · 788 weeks ago

what about when your a pirate

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EggOnMaxx 73p · 788 weeks ago

Or a pirateninja

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Kirby_Emprer 72p · 788 weeks ago

...<-<, >->, Boom, bam, boom
Boom, bam, boom

Sail the ship,
Boom, bam, boom
Chop the tree
Boom, bam, boom
Skip the rope,
Boom, bam, boom
Look at me!

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Xyxoz 86p · 788 weeks ago

So THAT'S why they say it was so tough on the trail
! It wasn't the desert, it was the super powered professional ninjas from hell!

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rory_m 92p · 788 weeks ago

that and the whole only 3 pounds of meat thing

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Xyxoz 86p · 788 weeks ago

ye~ah.

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Someguy5031 56p · 788 weeks ago

You have reached the Kansas river, Will you:

1) Ford the river.
2) Float the Wagon to cross the river
3) Have Liu Kang bicycle kick to the other side.

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 788 weeks ago

4) Have Sub-Zero freeze river solid.

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EggOnMaxx 73p · 788 weeks ago

5) use the asian's portal gun.

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FistoftheEastShroom 64p · 788 weeks ago

6) Grab Raiden's feet while he screams "REABUMBALAYEEE!!"

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Exploderizer 80p · 788 weeks ago

God of War vs. Grand Theft Auto IV.

NOW.

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Kirby_Emprer 72p · 788 weeks ago

wait a second even if they totally mutalated the meat what does that matter? just fucking eat the meat any way, dont waste your food >:O

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 788 weeks ago

So they were only able to gain 3 pounds of meat...
Does that mean they starved??

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deleted2212937 91p · 788 weeks ago

well 3 pounds of meat is enough to hunt some more right? so they are stuck in an endless time paradox.

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Spolin 90p · 788 weeks ago

Scorpion has died of typhoid.

UNSANITARY!

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TalkingBidoof 100p · 788 weeks ago

Well, they sure did kill a lot of Bison. But would they be able to kill one M. Bison?

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TCC 105p · 788 weeks ago

let me put it this way...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ

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DClaw 83p · 788 weeks ago

Saw this like a day ago...Still awesome!

Anyone see Sub-Zero and Scorpion use the same attack as Reptile uses? Yes? I thought so!

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Dr.Panda 112p · 788 weeks ago

That ninja is a spy!

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AquaLink 69p · 788 weeks ago

yeah...Sub Zero's tongue got absurdly long to eat that bunny...

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rory_m 92p · 788 weeks ago

mybe he is a ninja frog

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Hakokoro 82p · 788 weeks ago

Sub-Zero: Woof.. im exhaust-

SUB-ZERO DIED FROM EXHAUSTION

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Badonk on March 25th, 2010 9:52 pm

Anyone else besides me want to see a god of war vs Mario bros?
VideoGameGeek on March 25th, 2010 9:57 pm

Mass Effect VS PokeMon

MAKE IT HAPPEN
DClaw on March 25th, 2010 9:59 pm

Saw this like a day ago…Still awesome!

Anyone see Sub-Zero and Scorpion use the same attack as Reptile uses? Yes? I thought so!
MrRaccoon on March 25th, 2010 10:00 pm

Great! If I ever go hunting I'll remember to yell GET OVER HERE! before shooting
DClaw on March 25th, 2010 10:06 pm

Another reference that can be used -- from Chrono Trigger this time!

"…But you're still hungry."
TalkingBidoof on March 25th, 2010 10:24 pm

Well, they sure did kill a lot of Bison. But would they be able to kill one M. Bison?
Spolin on March 25th, 2010 10:25 pm

Scorpion has died of typhoid.

UNSANITARY!
MasterLuigi452 on March 25th, 2010 10:47 pm

So they were only able to gain 3 pounds of meat…
Does that mean they starved??
Leo058 on March 25th, 2010 11:14 pm

Toasty!
Kirby_Emprer on March 26th, 2010 12:00 am

wait a second even if they totally mutalated the meat what does that matter? just fucking eat the meat any way, dont waste your food >:O
Exploderizer on March 26th, 2010 12:35 am

God of War vs. Grand Theft Auto IV.

NOW.
Someguy5031 on March 26th, 2010 1:27 am

You have reached the Kansas river, Will you:

1) Ford the river.
2) Float the Wagon to cross the river
3) Have Liu Kang bicycle kick to the other side.
Nick Soapdish on March 25th, 2010 10:21 pm

Johnny died of dysentery. Fatality
Xyxoz on March 26th, 2010 3:38 am

So THAT'S why they say it was so tough on the trail
! It wasn't the desert, it was the super powered professional ninjas from hell!
Kirby_Emprer on March 26th, 2010 5:02 am

…<-<, >->, Boom, bam, boom
Boom, bam, boom

Sail the ship,
Boom, bam, boom
Chop the tree
Boom, bam, boom
Skip the rope,
Boom, bam, boom
Look at me!
Cordero on March 26th, 2010 5:51 am

Is there any thing that being a ninja doesnt makes more awesome?
tveye on March 26th, 2010 6:02 am

It's the Oregon Trail you never got to play in school.
dimomarg on March 26th, 2010 11:41 am

The Earth is out of food. Would you like to go to Space?
Hakokoro on March 27th, 2010 12:04 am

Sub-Zero: Woof.. im exhaust-

SUB-ZERO DIED FROM EXHAUSTION