ERECTIN’ AH TOWER!
Still… that engie will never be awesome enough to have Gentle Manne’s Service Medal.

TOWERING PILLAR OF HATS

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 24, 2010 · 12:29 PM

(136 votes, average: 3.04 out of 5)

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PC, Playstation, Secret Items, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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SolidScientist 101p · 781 weeks ago

"The answer? Use a hat...and if that don't work, use more hat."

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Exploderizer 80p · 781 weeks ago

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more hat!

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combatbeaver 94p · 781 weeks ago

how am i gonna stop some big mean valve representative from tearing me from my idle hats?

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A_R_ 88p · 781 weeks ago

The answer? Ragequit...
And if that doesn't work, CRY SOME MORE!

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combatbeaver 94p · 781 weeks ago

and if THAT doesn't work?

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A_R_ 88p · 781 weeks ago

Then it would fall within your conundrums of philosophy.

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combatbeaver 94p · 781 weeks ago

oh it makes sense since this IS a problem of beauty!

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Kirby_Emprer 72p · 781 weeks ago

your one mad hatter ;D

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SolidScientist 101p · 781 weeks ago

You should see me Flutter-Whack. ;3

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 781 weeks ago

That is the first rule of the code Oddjob always lived by. However, we can tell one thing about it from his fate.

IT DOESN'T WORK!

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Tenck 72p · 781 weeks ago

It would have worked. The thing is, when hat didn't work, Oddjob did NOT use more hat. He tried to go get his same hat and try again, and then Bond electrocuted him with his hat. If he had simply had more hat, he would have won.

tl;dr version: IT WORKS!

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 781 weeks ago

the logic is flawless, obviously he didnt use enough hat

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 781 weeks ago

careful, thats a level 3 hat

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A_R_ 88p · 781 weeks ago

Useless Virtual Hat lv. 3 (+3 e-peen)

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BlueChameleon 92p · 781 weeks ago

Hmm, I have 200 metal! Maybe I can make it better!

*knocks out Engie with wrench*

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A_R_ 88p · 781 weeks ago

Scout: Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here! Need a hat here!

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EggOnMaxx 73p · 781 weeks ago

Come to the dark side. We have hats.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 781 weeks ago

now... take the hats >:D

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A_R_ 88p · 781 weeks ago

Vegeta, what does a Scout-er say about Engie's hat pillar height?

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MercenaryBlue 65p · 781 weeks ago

umm... its over two hundred percent?

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 781 weeks ago

godammit snake why don't you understand the validity of using internet memes! O.o

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 781 weeks ago

IT'S OVER NINE... no wait, it's just 3...

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A_R_ 88p · 781 weeks ago

It's 3 when measured in hat units.
But in useless pixels unit (UPU) it's OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!

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Acrazymonke 93p · 781 weeks ago

Yo dawg we heard you like hats so we put a hat on your hat on your hat so you can look cool while you look cool

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LinkyBS 76p · 781 weeks ago

This makes me and my Modest Pile of Hat feel inferior

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Hindsight 88p · 781 weeks ago

Those hats are certainly "ahead" in life.

*monoclelaugh*

Now that I've got you, lets talk about the golden days of Pong. /buzzkillington

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Techercizer 66p · 781 weeks ago

Needs more cowbell.

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Techercizer 66p · 781 weeks ago

4chan, in my TF2?

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 781 weeks ago

It's more likely than you think. trollface.jpg

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Techercizer 66p · 781 weeks ago

Problem, officer?

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MrRaccoon 106p · 781 weeks ago

And that's what happens when you hit your hat with a wrench?
Gotta try it right now! :D

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 781 weeks ago

need help with that?
::takes out wrench::

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BurnoutSpartan 83p · 781 weeks ago

I got a fever and the only cure is more hat!

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 781 weeks ago

...
MADNESS?! THIS IS- *cut off by the other Halolzers*

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King_Leonidas 64p · 781 weeks ago

THIS! IS!

...I've got nothing.

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A_R_ 88p · 781 weeks ago

THIS! IS! SMARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!
(talkin' about Engie of course)

Edit:
Gentlemanne! Tonight we dine in Gravel Pit!

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Dr. Furry 73p · 781 weeks ago

giant shoot me first sign

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 781 weeks ago

I'm not mad.
Because I'm wearing my AWSOME HAT!
http://www.halolz.com/2010/01/28/sorry-i-cant-hea...

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VideoGameGeek 72p · 781 weeks ago

Engie...

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

I have a freaking Community hat!

It's much better than you're cliched stack of ha- LOL, U MA-

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Spencer 119p · 781 weeks ago

Engineer: Hey Soldier! Still think your medal beats the awesomeness of hats?

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Last 67p · 781 weeks ago

top-hat is credit to team

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A_R_ 88p · 781 weeks ago

So much hats!!
What sick man sends all these hats to fight ME?!
What was that, Sandvich? Wear them all? Good idea!

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RyderJ 71p · 781 weeks ago

Sniper: Boom, headsho- OH PISS.

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Vosur 92p · 781 weeks ago

And that's exactly what he'll use next.

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OrionX 91p · 781 weeks ago

inb4YoDawgjokes

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47 Comments

TheAceOfSkulls on March 24th, 2010 4:30 pm

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MADNESS?! THIS IS- *cut off by the other Halolzers*
OrionX on March 24th, 2010 4:33 pm

inb4YoDawgjokes
MasqueNoMercy on March 24th, 2010 4:38 pm

careful, thats a level 3 hat
aimless_void on March 24th, 2010 5:03 pm

"I'm an Enginner, that means I solve problems.

Like: What do I do when some bad mother hubbard is flauntin' their medals and halos all up in my face?

The answer? Use a hat…and if that don't work, use more hat."
RyderJ on March 24th, 2010 1:20 pm

Sniper: Boom, headsho- OH PISS.
Last on March 24th, 2010 5:33 pm

tophat is credit to team
BurnoutSpartan on March 24th, 2010 5:37 pm

I got a fever and the only cure is more hat!
MrRaccoon on March 24th, 2010 5:58 pm

And that's what happens when you hit your hat with a wrench?
Gotta try it right now! :D
Leo058 on March 24th, 2010 6:12 pm

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alpar on March 24th, 2010 7:04 pm

Engineer: Hey Soldier! Still think your medal beats the awesomeness of hats?
dimomarg on March 24th, 2010 7:16 pm

Spy sapping mah hat!
Acrazymonke on March 24th, 2010 8:28 pm

Yo dawg we heard you like hats so we put a hat on your hat on your hat so you can look cool while you look cool
A_R_ on March 24th, 2010 4:44 pm

Vegeta, what does a Scout-er say about Engie's hat pillar height?
VideoGameGeek on March 24th, 2010 10:49 pm

Engie…

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

I have a freaking Community hat!

It's much better than you're cliched stack of ha- LOL, U MA-
MasterLuigi452 on March 24th, 2010 11:41 pm

I'm not mad.
Because I'm wearing my AWSOME HAT!
http://www.halolz.com/2010/01/28/sorry-i-cant-hea…
MasterLuigi452 on March 24th, 2010 11:41 pm

I'm not mad.
Because I'm wearing my AWSOME HAT!
http://www.halolz.com/2010/01/28/sorry-i-cant-hea…
Techercizer on March 24th, 2010 11:53 pm

4chan trolls, in my meme?
Techercizer on March 25th, 2010 12:24 am

Needs more cowbell.
Rogan on March 25th, 2010 12:25 am

giant shoot me first sign
EphEphEcksIII on March 25th, 2010 12:41 am

Those hats are certainly "ahead" in life.

*monoclelaugh*

Now that I've got you, lets talk about the golden days of Pong. /buzzkillington
LinkyBS on March 25th, 2010 1:43 am

This makes me and my Modest Pile of Hat feel inferior