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KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE, GAIN HEALTH

Makes sense to me!
Another Courage Kratos by Jared Bischoff

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 24, 2010 · 3:34 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (251 votes, average: 2.49 out of 5)
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At least it's better than the current U.S. health plan!

Oh,snap! I just got all potitcal on yo punk-asses!
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4 replies · active 781 weeks ago
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how about the people that were dieing in the hospital because of a pre-existing condition are now being treated because of the health plan.

is that a bad thing?

-I can't take a joke on sensitive matter-
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Not since the bill got signed!
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It's also better than the Brawl snapshots on Halolz!
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It's also better than whatever we're gonna get on the impending April Fail's Day!
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If the internet tells me to do it, I MUST.

*Kills innocent people*

*Police sirens approach*
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These are getting old.
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7 replies · active 780 weeks ago
The question is though: "Are they as old as the greek myths yet?"
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Quoted for truth.
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And again I say, how so?
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i agree
if they at least looked a bit better then it wouldnt be AS bad tho
still cant stand them
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i had to look up the advice dog to see what these were about... these are actually a better quality than what it is trying to emulate... but what its trying to emulate isn't all that funny either
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Just get shawn/everyone a better kratos face.
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Take their hearts
Use them as proof that you did!
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4 replies · active 781 weeks ago
Sounds a bit like Neverwinter Nights with *deep, actiony voice* TIMMY'S LEFT TESTICLE.
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timmy:*wakes up* oh my head is killing me...and so is my- *looks under covers*...
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It's Tommy. Still, somebody trolled you. Fix'd.
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also LOLOL the above comment is a zelda reference! LOLOL
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Make Advice Dog spin-off;
Old already
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3 replies · active 781 weeks ago
RAMIREZ
MAKE ME ANOTHER ADVICE DOG SPIN-OFF
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But, these are fuggin' awesome...
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Funny at first, but it has little lasting power.
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Okay, these Kratos submissions are getting out of hand...
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5 replies · active 781 weeks ago
you dont need to lose your head over it
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Unless its a farm!
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And don't get me started on that.
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Oh you can talk with your CSI.
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MAKE COURAGE KRATOS
GAIN ENTRY ON HALOLZ
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KILL YOUR FAMILY

WEAR THEIR ASHES
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1. Kill innocent people.
2. ?
3. Profit!
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Alex Mercer approves of this advice.
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Serious Cat is not amused.

And neither am I!
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I was going to post something to this third Courage Kratos thing, but then i realised there's a fucking Rhyno plushie now next to me on top of a pillow staring at me, wtf?
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1 reply · active 781 weeks ago
wait...

is it the rhyno staring at you or is the pillow?

or both?!

get out of there!
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Is it just me, or is that picture staring deep into my soul...

And then stabbing it?
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1 reply · active 781 weeks ago
And then it takes all your HP.
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Smash the minions
Collect their guts as a loot
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Steal some farmer's pitchfork,

Start a huge-ass riot!
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