Makes sense to me!
Another Courage Kratos by Jared Bischoff

KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE, GAIN HEALTH

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 24, 2010 · 3:34 AM

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X_Intolerable_X 101p · 781 weeks ago

At least it's better than the current U.S. health plan!

Oh,snap! I just got all potitcal on yo punk-asses!

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4 replies · active 781 weeks ago

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Ataeru 91p · 781 weeks ago

...
how about the people that were dieing in the hospital because of a pre-existing condition are now being treated because of the health plan.

is that a bad thing?

-I can't take a joke on sensitive matter-

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Leo E. 114p · 781 weeks ago

Not since the bill got signed!

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 781 weeks ago

It's also better than the Brawl snapshots on Halolz!

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BlueChameleon 92p · 781 weeks ago

It's also better than whatever we're gonna get on the impending April Fail's Day!

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 781 weeks ago

If the internet tells me to do it, I MUST.

*Kills innocent people*

*Police sirens approach*

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chaos_shadow15 29p · 781 weeks ago

These are getting old.

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 781 weeks ago

The question is though: "Are they as old as the greek myths yet?"

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MercenaryBlue 65p · 781 weeks ago

Quoted for truth.

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deleted1974456 61p · 781 weeks ago

And again I say, how so?

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chaos_shadow15 29p · 781 weeks ago

My opinion.

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dekuskrub1 82p · 781 weeks ago

i agree
if they at least looked a bit better then it wouldnt be AS bad tho
still cant stand them

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 781 weeks ago

i had to look up the advice dog to see what these were about... these are actually a better quality than what it is trying to emulate... but what its trying to emulate isn't all that funny either

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KiruBananers 88p · 780 weeks ago

Just get shawn/everyone a better kratos face.

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combatbeaver 94p · 781 weeks ago

Take their hearts
Use them as proof that you did!

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AuraMaster 107p · 781 weeks ago

Sounds a bit like Neverwinter Nights with *deep, actiony voice* TIMMY'S LEFT TESTICLE.

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combatbeaver 94p · 781 weeks ago

timmy:*wakes up* oh my head is killing me...and so is my- *looks under covers*...

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deleted8824092 102p · 781 weeks ago

It's Tommy. Still, somebody trolled you. Fix'd.

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combatbeaver 94p · 781 weeks ago

also LOLOL the above comment is a zelda reference! LOLOL

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Leo E. 114p · 781 weeks ago

Make Advice Dog spin-off;
Old already

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BlueChameleon 92p · 781 weeks ago

RAMIREZ
MAKE ME ANOTHER ADVICE DOG SPIN-OFF

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deleted1974456 61p · 781 weeks ago

But, these are fuggin' awesome...

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Leo E. 114p · 781 weeks ago

Funny at first, but it has little lasting power.

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Spencer 119p · 781 weeks ago

Okay, these Kratos submissions are getting out of hand...

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Judgment 76p · 781 weeks ago

you dont need to lose your head over it

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MercenaryBlue 65p · 781 weeks ago

Unless its a farm!

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Leo E. 114p · 781 weeks ago

And don't get me started on that.

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MercenaryBlue 65p · 781 weeks ago

Oh you can talk with your CSI.

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deleted1974456 61p · 781 weeks ago

How so?

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Hareoic 88p · 781 weeks ago

MAKE COURAGE KRATOS
GAIN ENTRY ON HALOLZ

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Peterdivine 78p · 770 weeks ago

KILL YOUR FAMILY

WEAR THEIR ASHES

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Taiho 86p · 781 weeks ago

1. Kill innocent people.
2. ?
3. Profit!

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Someguy5031 56p · 781 weeks ago

Alex Mercer approves of this advice.

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MercenaryBlue 65p · 781 weeks ago

Serious Cat is not amused.

And neither am I!

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MorningMoon 97p · 781 weeks ago

I was going to post something to this third Courage Kratos thing, but then i realised there's a fucking Rhyno plushie now next to me on top of a pillow staring at me, wtf?

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 781 weeks ago

wait...

is it the rhyno staring at you or is the pillow?

or both?!

get out of there!

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Jeice 29p · 781 weeks ago

Is it just me, or is that picture staring deep into my soul...

And then stabbing it?

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A_R_ 88p · 781 weeks ago

And then it takes all your HP.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 781 weeks ago

Smash the minions
Collect their guts as a loot

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penguindude42 80p · 781 weeks ago

Steal some farmer's pitchfork,

Start a huge-ass riot!

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MrRaccoon on March 24th, 2010 7:36 am

Smash the minions
Collect their guts as a loot
combatbeaver on March 24th, 2010 8:22 am

Take their hearts
Use them as proof that you did!
Jet_Sparrow on March 24th, 2010 8:31 am

If the internet tells me to do it, I MUST.

*Kills innocent people*

*Police sirens approach*
Jeice on March 24th, 2010 9:13 am

Is it just me, or is that picture staring deep into my soul…

And then stabbing it?
chaos_shadow15 on March 24th, 2010 10:09 am

These are getting old.
Alpar on March 24th, 2010 10:40 am

Okay, these Kratos submissions are getting out of hand…
X_Intolerable_X on March 24th, 2010 9:06 am

At least it's better than the current U.S. health plan!

Oh,snap! I just got all potitcal on yo asses!
dimomarg on March 24th, 2010 1:09 pm

Kill gods, get e-peen
Hareoic on March 24th, 2010 1:10 pm

MAKE COURAGE KRATOS
GAIN ENTRY ON HALOLZ
Leo058 on March 24th, 2010 1:12 pm

Make meme;
Old already
MercenaryBlue on March 24th, 2010 3:32 pm

Serious Cat is not amused.

And neither am I!
ArmyOfMidgets on March 24th, 2010 2:04 pm

I was going to post something to this third Courage Kratos thing, but then i realised there's a fucking Rhyno plushie now next to me on top of a pillow staring at me, wtf?
Someguy5031 on March 24th, 2010 9:16 pm

Alex Mercer approves of this advice.
Taiho on March 24th, 2010 11:35 pm

1. Kill innocent people.
2. ?
3. Profit!
penguindude42 on March 25th, 2010 7:54 pm

Steal some farmer's pitchfork,

Start a huge-ass riot!
Peterdivine on June 7th, 2010 12:17 pm

There is no time! Your stuff is enough!
Peterdivine on June 7th, 2010 12:18 pm

KILL YOUR FAMILY

WEAR THEIR ASHES