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Bioshock Little Sister Grows Up

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 21, 2010 · 12:19 PM

(311 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)

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2K Games, Artistic, Awkward Moments, BioShock, Chillaxin', Sequential Art, Shields Up, True Love

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TJBG 46p · 785 weeks ago

Looks like he isn't going to be the one doing the drilling.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 785 weeks ago

BIGBROTHERGRASP!!!

"So okay, romeo, you think you're so great? captain of the basketball force? You lay one finger on my sister, I gut you like a sheep"

*sheep in the background* Is not so bad :D

"no i'm a joke
gonna marry my little sister?
I gut you like sheep
how much you make?
i gut you like sheep
got good knees?
i gut you like sheep
half ADAM for seventy-five...
... like sheep"

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Simply DA 100p · 785 weeks ago

I can assure you, Mr. BigBro, I have never played a single bounce of basketball in my life.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 785 weeks ago

I gut you like sheep

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 785 weeks ago

All this talk about sheep gutting might be inappropriate since Lamb is watching.

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Lekonua 68p · 785 weeks ago

ARROW'D!

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penguindude42 80p · 785 weeks ago

...Like sheep.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 785 weeks ago

Oh a new twist in an old classic!

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GeneralManly -80p · 764 weeks ago

Tennarrowed!

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Hindsight 88p · 785 weeks ago

Bet he rented My Sister's Keeper.

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Leo E. 114p · 785 weeks ago

Later, he gets her pregnant, and her father forces them to marry at drill-point.

ALTERNATE COMMENT:

He thought he was gonna drill her, but if he did, her father would drill him.

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2 replies · active 785 weeks ago

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 785 weeks ago

Actually he just wanted to play trading cards with her.
And by play trading cards, I mean have sex.

...You know it had to be done.

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Hindsight 88p · 785 weeks ago

Figurative and literal puns in one line? Well played sir....well played.

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Simply DA 100p · 785 weeks ago

Does anyone remind you of the Witch when seeing the grown up Little Sister?
Seriously, just look at her!

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 784 weeks ago

Looks like we know how Left 4 Dead's infection got out. DAMN YOU HORMONES!

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Jeice 29p · 785 weeks ago

Wow, looks like he...won't be able... to ...have sex with her...
DAMMIT! I SUCK AT THIS!

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 785 weeks ago

He was probably hoping she would too.

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Jeice 29p · 785 weeks ago

Touché

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deleted9533332 32p · 785 weeks ago

He won't be able to harvest her ADAM.

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Daifuku 113p · 785 weeks ago

Why does Little Sister have a picture of Mega Man on the wall?

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Hindsight 88p · 785 weeks ago

Both were children used in the name of science for benefit of mankind, that or she has a machine fetish.

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 785 weeks ago

But Mario is there too. . .

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Hindsight 88p · 785 weeks ago

Mario is a different case all together. You see Mario is actually a splicer, no human should be able to "throw flames" and crush foes by simply jumping on them, its stinks of ADAM, ADAM that shes waiting to gather.

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 785 weeks ago

Then the heart underneath is to remind her to "Strike the Weak point for Massive damage?"

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Hindsight 88p · 785 weeks ago

*silent nod* Notice the ADAM needle right next to her.

Edit: As to oppose to nods that make redonculous amounts of noise.

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 785 weeks ago

That makes sense.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 785 weeks ago

And why not? :D

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penguindude42 80p · 785 weeks ago

Because NOBODY pays attention to Weegee. Ever.

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 785 weeks ago

Who?

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Spencer 119p · 785 weeks ago

That green guy with the mansion....I think his name was Voldemort.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 784 weeks ago

Here we go again...

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 784 weeks ago

Don't worry. I remember you Master Lui... Leggy... Lou... Lasagna... Larry... Link... Legolas... Bob?

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Spencer 119p · 784 weeks ago

Yep, Bob. That was it :D

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 784 weeks ago

*Hides in a corner*

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Xyxoz 86p · 779 weeks ago

Awww...It's okay I remember you!
Who could for get you, Waluigi?

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MorningMoon 97p · 785 weeks ago

*writes down* to better cockblock some douche who wants to bang my sister i must have diving equipment thing, and a drill.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 784 weeks ago

Your sister hot? I'm experienced at diving below and can bring my own drill.
Ha Ha! Inappropriate.

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MorningMoon 97p · 784 weeks ago

MINE IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE YOUR CROTCH! *GIGA DRILL BREAK(ER)S* NOW GET OFF MAH SIS' :D

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VideoGameGeek 72p · 785 weeks ago

Poor Adam.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 785 weeks ago

It was a good plan but what he didn't know was that the big daddy is a sucker for chick flicks.

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Hindsight 88p · 785 weeks ago

Big Daddy's all time faves include; Tale of Two Sisters, Sister Act I & II, Two Mules for Sister Sarah and Titanic.

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Cloak 93p · 733 weeks ago

Looks like he got...
*puts on sunglasses*
SHOCK BLOCKED! http://www.instantsfun.es/csi

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SandvichMaster 25p · 784 weeks ago

Is it just me, or does she look a lot like a WoW undead with a little more meat on her bones?

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 784 weeks ago

Is her boyfriend's name...Adam?

EDIT: Frig, someone beat me to it!

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 784 weeks ago

She could do soooo much better than him.

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Xyxoz 86p · 784 weeks ago

wow. He can watch them and the screen at the same time!

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 785 weeks ago

Sorry Shawn, but it must be done. . .

Looks like He's been
*Sunglasses*
Shock-Blocked!
http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/

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Makinporing on March 21st, 2010 4:34 pm

He won't be able to harvest her ADAM.
Jeice on March 21st, 2010 4:50 pm

Wow, looks like he…won't be able… to …have sex with her…
DAMMIT! I SUCK AT THIS!
MrRaccoon on March 21st, 2010 4:58 pm

BIGBROTHERGRASP!!!

"So okay, romeo, you think you're so great? captain of the basketball force? You lay one finger on my sister, I gut you like a sheep"

*sheep in the background* Is not so bad :D

"no i'm a joke
gonna marry my little sister?
I gut you like sheep
how much you make?
i gut you like sheep
got good knees?
i gut you like sheep
hald ADAM for seventy-five…
… like sheep"
EphEphEcksIII on March 21st, 2010 5:27 pm

Bet he rented My Sister's Keeper.
VyseRogueKing on March 21st, 2010 5:58 pm

It was a good plan but what he didn't know was that the big daddy is a sucker for chick flicks.
ZombieGoatse on March 21st, 2010 6:27 pm

Sorry Shawn, but it must be done. . .

Looks like He's been
*Sunglasses*
Shock-Blocked!
http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
VideoGameGeek on March 21st, 2010 6:30 pm

Poor Adam.
ArmyOfMidgets on March 21st, 2010 6:44 pm

*writes down* to better cockblock some douche who wants to bang my sister i must have diving equipment thing, and a drill.
TJBG on March 21st, 2010 6:54 pm

Looks like he isn't going to be the one doing the drilling.
Leo058 on March 21st, 2010 7:05 pm

Later, he gets her pregnant, and her father forces them to marry at plasmid-point.
Daifuku on March 21st, 2010 7:51 pm

Why does Little Sister have a picture of Mega Man on the wall?
Darkangelsv1 on March 21st, 2010 7:51 pm

Does anyone remind you of the Witch when seeing the grown up Little Sister?
Seriously, just look at her!
Xyxoz on March 22nd, 2010 3:41 am

wow. He can watch them and the screen at the same time!
Jet_Sparrow on March 22nd, 2010 4:50 am

She could do soooo much better than him.
Jet_Sparrow on March 22nd, 2010 4:50 am

Is her boyfriend's name…Adam?
SandvichMaster on March 23rd, 2010 2:18 am

Is it just me, or does she look a lot like a WoW undead with a little more meat on her bones?
AManWithACloak on March 16th, 2011 6:44 pm

Looks like he got…
*puts on sunglasses*
SHOCK BLOCKED! http://www.instantsfun.es/csi