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RIP OFF GOD'S HEAD USE IT AS A FLASHLIGHT

Well that’s not very nice!
Another Courage Kratos by Jared Bischoff.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 20, 2010 · 11:24 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (269 votes, average: 2.82 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, God of War, Overkill, Playstation, Sony, Spiritual Enlightenment

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RIP OFF KRATOS' HEAD
USE IT FOR A HALOLZ SUBMISSION!
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Duke Nukem version:
"Rip off God's head,
shit down his neck."
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That's how you get aHead in life.
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5 replies · active 778 weeks ago
I guess you could say he was a little... headstrong!
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inb4impliedsexjokes
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You should quit while you're aHead.
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It's a shame he the Head of a major corporation.
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If he adds more of these Kratos image macros, I shudder to think where we're HEADed.
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Well, Kratos, this has certainly been...enlightening.
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Your torn head doesn't deserve to be a flashlight.
But it would make a good coaster for my drink.
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3 replies · active 778 weeks ago
To answer both Juggernaut and Ace, You put the head, upside down (You'll have to take a hammer to the skull and flatten it a bit so it wont tip) And you place your drink in the open throat wound.

Easy fix.
:8D
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Sure about that? I mean, where would you put your drink?
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But wouldn't the blood get on the table. You'd need a second head coaster underneath that's been bled dry already to act as secondary coaster. Alternatively, you can always have it as a nice centerpiece for your table. Trust me, both methods work out really well.

Er... I mean... or so I'm told?
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Ahhmm I wanna make a pun about head lights but i'm not that witty!
/sadrealization
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Where is your God now, Kratos? Where is he now?
Your pants? Really? No I do not want to see it! That's disgus... wow, that's really shiny. Did you make that yourself?
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Rip off Poseidon's . . .Uhmmm. . . Yea. . .
And use as. . Uhhh. . . As a hose. . . Yea. . .
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4 replies · active 778 weeks ago
I...I liked your old name...

It was much more work-safe.
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Well, I'm risky business.
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Yeah... no.
Go back to your...
OH DEAR LORD! I DIDN'T FIGHT OFF THE MENTAL IMAGERY!
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I warned you.
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Next up:
Sleep with a hot chick, go talk with her husband
See some nice shoes, rip the owner's legs off.
Have Daddy Issues, Kill your entire family
Go to Hell, Break out again
Get Betrayed, Get Even
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Rip out a Cyclops eye, use it as a bowling ball.
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strangly enough kratos did it because he is scared of the dark
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Now you're just saying that because a god did that to you, right glowing Kratos head?
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One thing is for sure...
That isn't as shiny as our Falcon's helmet.
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come to the light! it's just aHead!
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RIP OFF COURAGE WOLF
USE IT TO GUARANTEE BEING POSTED ON HALOLZ
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