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Pokémon Breeding - You're Doing It Wrong

The idea of a pokémon three-way is bad enough… but the results are even more fiendish! DNA simply shouldn’t be combined that way or else you’re stuck with Princess obsessed demon turtles!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 18, 2010 · 8:06 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (364 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, Gameboy, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pokémon, Science/Math, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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Where did Bowser get his spikes?
Why didn't he get Charizard's wings?
Why doesn't he use Blastoise's cannons?
Why does Venusaur suck so much?
Why am I still asking pointless questions?

Wait, Bowser came out 10 years before Pokemon did... YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!
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2 replies · active 790 weeks ago
Venusaur: Bind-ing her down.
Blastoise: Hydro Pump-ing her full of goo.
Charizard: Making it Blast Burn when she pees.
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3 replies · active 789 weeks ago
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!
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2 replies · active 790 weeks ago
hmm...Machoke + Darkrai + Mewtwo = Ganondorf?

(ignore the fact that two of those don't breed)
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4 replies · active 789 weeks ago
The grass part of him is reserved for Peach, if you know what I mean.
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10 replies · active 789 weeks ago
[Breeder]
This makes me rethink all of my constant breeding to create incredibly powerful Ralts and Igglybuff...
[/Breeder]

[Mad Scientist]
NEXT TIME I SHALL COMBINE THEM!!!!!
[/Mad Scientist]
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Well that's what happens when you leave them all in the day care too long.

"If you want your SINAGAINSTNATURE back, it will cost $10000."
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2 replies · active 789 weeks ago
It doesn't end here.
Poketrainers need more Skitty on Bowser action.
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I don't see where Venusaur comes in here.
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Hmm....thats pretty cool.
I wonder...

Pikachu+Lucario+Weezing+Rotom= OH DEAR GOD! WHAT EVILS DID YOU JUST BRING ON THIS WORLD!? KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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2 replies · active 746 weeks ago
Breakthrough, but still doesn't beat the Nobel Prize Winning submission that found the missing link between Pirate and Ninjas a few years back.
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HOW THE HELL DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE?!?!?!?!
Oh shit, all caps...
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iTS MATHEMATIC!ITS SCIENCE!Now all we need is a crowbar!
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Bowser used Kidnap!
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It's not very effective.

The sad part is, I've always thought this, but lack the ability to add plus and equals signs to pictures of Pokemon and Bowser.
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"Congratulations! Your Charizard evolved into...Bowser!?!?"
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"...Where did your Blastoise and Venusaur go?"
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The question is...
Who's behind of all this??
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2 replies · active 789 weeks ago
[nerdrant]surprisingly those three have been combined at least twice before. once in an episode with a ghastly that was disguised as some widows ghost or something. I'm pretty sure they were also combined in the first Pokemon movie, but I could be wrong...[/nerdrant]
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4 replies · active 790 weeks ago
You forgot he's also part rocket team, because he knows what it is to fail at kidnapping and making up evil plans
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But that still doesn't explain where he got those HUMONGOUS FIERY RED EYEBROWS!!!!
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
MIND = BLOWN
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Now the question is, from which Pokemon did Bowser get the princess obsession from?
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2 replies · active 789 weeks ago
It actually looks like Browser is their father.
Oh god we all know who the mother is...
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