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BATHROOM BREAKS - THE ONE TIME YOU CAN RELAX AND NOT WORRY ABOUT SPIES

That spy’s ON A ROLL! Get it? On a roll! Because he’s disguised as… yeah… sorry.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 15, 2010 · 1:12 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (248 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Disguises, It's A Trap!, Off Duty, Paranoia, PC, Playstation, Poop Jokes, Stealth Espionage, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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SPY SAPPIN' MAH PRIVACY!
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Wipin's a good job, mate.
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6 replies · active 786 weeks ago
...Challengin work...great indoors...I garauntee you won't go angry.
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crazy sniper and his uninteligable babbel.. thank Falcon for wacky accents.
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1. It's hungry, not angry.
2. It's guarantee, not garauntee.

GRAVELER BANNER SPAMMER GRAMMAR HAMMER ACTIVATE!
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I can see why he put anger there, if it was hunger, that would mean he'd be eating on the toilet.
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Grammar Hammer? And I'm a Grammar Nazi?!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Actually, on second thought, eating would've been funnier...
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Oh, they're gonna have to wipe your back... IN HELL!
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I never really was your 4-ply...
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
Looks like this bathroom has a full roll...
*shades*
...of Toilet Spy-per.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ERECTING A HAND DRYER
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
Need a urinal here!
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Look! That Spy is 2-Ply!
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I guess when he finishes, he'll be feeling...
*puts on shades*
...a little crappy.
YYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!
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Let's just hope this bathroom break doesn't give him crabs... SPY crabs...
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hmm whys the toilet paper so far away
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I know I'm focusing on the wrong thing, but damn the Red Teams bathroom is dirty! Jeez out of nine guys I'm sure one of them knows how to use a mop.
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
Well, apparently the Soldier isn't a.. "Direct Hit".
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I hope the spy flushes when he's done
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Engi: Thats great an all camera man, but that only works if im lonesome ere. Now if you don't mind and leave, so i can get buisness doen with dat toilet roll.
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I just hope the Spy uncloaks soon. You do not wanna know what has the Engie been eatin'.
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Spy: Right behind you!
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
the engineer better have his shotgun out...

EDIT:if ya know what i mean eh?
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This is actually a fairly safe spot. The spy can't get behind him!
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
Actually he can. Don't forget where do a toilet paper go... Yep, toilet paper do it from behind, and so is spy.
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say that after getting headshot by the Ambassador. NO ONE IS SAFE.
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Spies...
Not even a short bathroom break is safe anymore...
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
NOTHING IS SAFE ANYMORE WITH THESE FREAKING SPIES.
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"... WHY THE HELL DOES MY TOILET PAPER HAVE A NO-"
~plop~
"Another success."
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(wipes)
Wait... THAT TOILET ROLL'S A SPAH! SPAH SAPPIN' MAH ASS!
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3 replies · active 786 weeks ago
guess you could say the spy
*puts on shades*
just backsapped you!
http://ingresstech.com/~bernard/instantCSI/
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Ahemm... You got crap on my suit.
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I guess that spy's gonna regret this when Engie fill the whole room with Texas Poo Smell [tm].
"Mon dieu!"
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
This is as bad as when the Sniper when through that Kung Poo stage...
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i envision the spy passing out and the engineer saying "well that was weird how the toilet paper just fell down like that"
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... there is something amiss about that picture...
...
..
.
THAT NEWSPAPER'S A SPY!!!
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That Spy is either really dedicated or really gay.
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3 replies · active 786 weeks ago
This may help decipher that mystery.
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That only made it more confusing D:
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It proves the Spy is relentless. In all aspects of domination :3
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Alright. Time to finish up...
...
Wait... This toilet paper feels strangely like a man's... OH SHI-

Alternative:
What idiot puts toilet paper flap-side under? Honestly!
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1 reply · active 786 weeks ago
followed by the engineer cracking the spies neck while turning the roll around
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