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The minions weren’t really reading the company-wide memos, so it’s time for the big bosses to hold a meeting within each of their divisions. Attendance… mandatory!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 11, 2010 · 7:16 PM 
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"Ahhh, the Boss has got such a great sense of humor! Really had us goin' there for a sec, huh? Now, c'mon guys, I've got a big sack of power-ups that are just beggin' to be hidden! MINIONS RULE!"
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4 replies · active 779 weeks ago
"Fine boss. Your power-ups don't deserve to be hidden in my blocks. But they may make a good coaster for my drink."

Boss: "Crakka be trippin. "
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Where does that quote come from?
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Yu-Gi-oh the abridge series.
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*smacks forehead* I knew I heard that line somewhere, but couldn't place where. Espa Roba, the circus freak. Thanks. Load off my mind.

By the way, do you want this baby?
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Well, I mean, now I know I'm not supposed to, but... hiding just one heart in this jar couldn't be all that bad, right? I mean, it's not like he'll even make it back here.

He's just one man.
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1 reply · active 779 weeks ago
Don't do it man! Put the heart down! You put that heart in that jar and there'll be no end to it! It'll start out innocently enough. A heart in a jar, a mushroom in a ? block...maybe even the occasional Fire Flower.
But you start down that road and the next thing you know, BAM! Missile Expansions on a double-jump platform, Power Stars in a grounded block, and Fairies right outside the Boss Door. RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BOSS DOOR, MAN! You do NOT wanna go there! Now, gimme the heart. We're gonna tough this out together.
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I thought we learned this already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQBU4ZfA_qY

This is why we don't send everyone at once, remember?
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ARGH SO MANY TAGS AND CATEGORIES.

Also I can't remember what that fighting game was that shows up twice... :/
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2 replies · active 779 weeks ago
streets of rage?
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Yep. Looks like the graphics from Streets of Rage 2.
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1:28

WTF

LIKE 5 METAKNIGHTS
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3 replies · active 779 weeks ago
It's like...
PARADOX!!!
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METADOX!!!
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sounds like a weight loss supliment
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does Mike Tyson REALLY need more people to help him fight?
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1 reply · active 779 weeks ago
Video game boss rule #1: Have minions, even if you don't need them.

By the way, I made a Church of Wolf poster you may want to look at.
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Okay, if you think about it, the bosses themselves are the stupid ones. I mean seriously, why hide powerups you know the hero is gonna use?!
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1 reply · active 779 weeks ago
not to mention he powers a lot of his minions with the same power that the one guy uses to heal... i mean come on... cant he us something that would hurt instead? i mean they had the right idea with metallo because he was powered by kyptonite so if he get stopped its not like superman could use the kryptonite to become strong or heal his wounds
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Underestimating enemy = Death
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Jaffar is one of the best villains ever.
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Well if they are all sick of loseing so much then maybe they should read this

<a href="http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html" target="_blank">http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
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I'm always wondrin' 'bout that.
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Samus is a girl...
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10 replies · active 774 weeks ago
Samus is a trap...
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...hey! No I'm not!
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I don't remember Daifuku saying that being a trap was a bad thing... take advantage of being a trap.
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Proof of Traphood..
<a href="http://www.halolz.com/2009/09/11/its-a-trap-7/#id..." target="_blank">http://www.halolz.com/2009/09/11/its-a-trap-7/#id...

http://www.halolz.com/2008/10/12/its-a-trap-4/#id...
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You're all ingrates. I save your universe from destruction at the hands of horrifying Life energy-sucking parasites, space pirates, duplicator viruses and a dark version of myself and all you can say is "you're a trap?"

Real classy, guys.
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It requires retouching, but it's thoughtful, right?
http://memegenerator.net/Angry-Samus/ImageMacro/8...
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That made my day. Thanks.

Although I only actually blew up one planet. The rest weren't my fault.
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Classy like the 34 there must be of you? You go on the internet and complain about this when people are making you... you know...
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Well, it beats being considered the space version of Scouts mom.

You know, because she's a whore.

DID YOU GET IT!?
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One wears a skin-tight full-body suit and the other wears a dress and leggings.

I think they both just wish she was a trap.
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Should use these power-ups on ourselves?
Nah, that'd be stupid....
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And if an enemy runs toward to the exit, chase him!

Come to think of it, I think the minions are too dumb to think about that...
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Maybe it would help if they supplied them with better dental plans.
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1 reply · active 778 weeks ago
But I thought turtles had no teeth!
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"Really Boss! No health care plan? I gotta hide some powerups for myself!"
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If you honestly have to hide power ups hide them out of reach. Super Villainy 101 Taunt your foe. I mean c'mon where are they gonna find a springy robot launching device, flying cape thingy, or something that squeezes you into a tiny ball that can roll under something. Pfft. They'll just have to dream on.
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Yeah, while they're having their meeting all the good guys are raiding the castles, so, get ready bosses, they kinda picked up at least 10 lives since no minions were there to annoy them.
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