SAMUS’S WEAKNESS

143 Comments

1. killercartoons on March 2nd, 2010 4:10 pm
   

   Well there goes all my battle secrets in Brawl…
2. TalkingBidoof on March 2nd, 2010 4:12 pm
   

   I was going to say something witty and mean about this, but I can't. This is just so lame that there is nothing to do about it but shake your head and click one star.
3. OrionX on March 2nd, 2010 4:24 pm
   

   That's not Samus's weakness. That's the weakness of every straight guy or lesbian. Press that button, Samus's armor comes off, and BAM. Instant nosebleed.
4. Samus_Aran on March 2nd, 2010 4:31 pm
   

   HEY! Don't tell them that! It's supposed to be secret!
5. MrRaccoon on March 2nd, 2010 4:31 pm
   

   Samus: Installing a self-destruct button wasn't my brightest idea
6. MercenaryBlue on March 2nd, 2010 4:37 pm
   

   Fake.
   I can tell its shopped by the pixels around the button.
   I saw quite alot of photoshops in my time.
7. ArmyOfMidgets on March 2nd, 2010 4:42 pm
   

   There's always a way to fix that though, JUSTIN BAILEY >3
8. Hejiru on March 2nd, 2010 4:58 pm
   

   If I were Samus, I'd get that checked out. I could recommend a doctor, but unforunately he is only useful in matters of the fever or the chills.
9. adosta on March 2nd, 2010 5:02 pm
   

   That would explain why she loses everything in each installment so easily.
10. Badonk on March 2nd, 2010 5:45 pm
    

    Let's hope her zero suit has one as well :D
11. JohnPoe on March 2nd, 2010 6:26 pm
    

    Now THERE'S motivation to get a backstab.
12. Leo058 on March 2nd, 2010 6:48 pm
    

    Press her weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
13. DClaw on March 2nd, 2010 8:30 pm
    

    Oh exploitable weaknesses…How we miss you!
14. MassiveDamage on March 2nd, 2010 9:14 pm
    

    Why is it that when i saw this the first thing that come to my head was:
    "Ooo… What does this button do?"
15. Someguy5031 on March 2nd, 2010 9:23 pm
    

    Alas, Mother brain has no hands.
16. Alpar on March 2nd, 2010 9:48 pm
    

    Then the fanboys were only to be dissapointed by a Zero Suit Samus

    With no button on the back.
17. FoxyMayo on March 2nd, 2010 10:00 pm
    

    Those GODDAMNED CHOZO!! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!

    But assuming that it does make her armor fall off… Those Chozo must've been some lonely people… and Samus could make a strip performance pretty interesting…

    On the other hand, if it makes her EXPLODE…
18. Badonk on March 2nd, 2010 5:45 pm
    

    Let's hope her zero suit has one as well :D
19. sasuketoo on March 2nd, 2010 11:08 pm
    

    Finally! One of my posts were posted! Imma make this into a three part thing. All in one. Samus, ZSS, and Samus in barely anything. xP
20. Fungo4 on March 2nd, 2010 11:21 pm
    

    Is that button from Conker's Bad Fur Day??
21. BlueChameleon on March 3rd, 2010 2:11 am
    

    New Metroid: Other M location confirmed! You guessed it, it's gm_const-

    seriously, do i have to make this same damn joke again?
22. Rocker23220 on March 3rd, 2010 3:24 am
    

    R.O.B. vs. Samus

    Who can press who's off switch first???

    TAKING ALL BETS!!!!
23. hadoukenman on March 15th, 2010 2:10 am
    

    Don't push it yet. It could be self-destruct.
24. elitetrashmob on March 31st, 2010 8:35 pm
    

    Wow. I didnt even notice it until I read the caption. -.-

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