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FALCON GOAL!

And… IT’S GOOD!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 19, 2010 · 3:44 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (271 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Kickin' It, Nintendo, Sports, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Things Are Heating Up, Wii

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Captain Falcon makes a goal AGAIN! Tell us Captain, what is your secret?

Captain Falcon: Well, I make sure I get plenty of Falcon SLEEP. In the morning I take a Falcon SHOWER! Then I Falcon EAT my Falcon CRUNCH for Breakfast!
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2 replies · active 789 weeks ago
Why you shouldn't let Falcon play sports. He completley owns the opposite team and breaks everyone's bones... Regardless on which team they're on.
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
Ganon kept wondering why the ball got bigger and bigger.....
And then it hit him.
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
From what little I know of soccer - oh, Lo siento, futbol - it is custom to whip off one's shirt after a GOOOOOAAAAAAL! I can only hope the Captain is self aware enough not to blind/kill the other team/his own team/the crowd with his blinding radiance and nipple lazers.
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looks like he
*puts cup on*
just hit three balls
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
Aaahh Futbol. Much better than Football. Footballs stupid. Futbol's way better.
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6 replies · active 789 weeks ago
At least he didn't drive the Blue Falcon into it.
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Zindane HEADBUTT!
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
FALCON KICK!!
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And that's just his dribbling. You don't want to see him shoot.

...And suddenly, with the help of Captain Falcon, the Americans became a soccer team worth paying attention to.
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
Sorry Falcon, Soccer isn't part of the winter games. And now you've destroyed Ganon's dreams of winning the gold in curling.
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
Football football football football football football football football football football football football
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ENGLAND ENGLAND
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How is that even fair for Ganondorf? It's bad enough the FALCON KICK sends the ball flying at well over Mach 2, but the ball is also on FIRE!
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2 replies · active 789 weeks ago
EXPULSACIOOOOOOON! ESO ES EXPULSACIOOOOON!
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
Its offficial

Captain Falcon is from Brazil!
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
ES UN GOLAZO DE CAPITAN ALCON! SEÑORAS Y SEÑORES! ESTO PONE EL MARCADOR NUEVEMIL UNO A CERO!! PERO NADIE ESPERABA MENOS DE EL GRAN CAPITAN ALCON SI SEÑOR!
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12 replies · active 788 weeks ago
Captain Falcon in sports is OP.
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What this? Something featuring Falcon thats actually funny?!

This is madness!
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