Hmm… do Yoshi’s even fall in love? I mean it’s not like they need sexual partners to poop out those eggs…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 17, 2010 · 6:58 AM
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That pink yoshi looks more stoned than infatuated.
And….no one questions the logic of Yoshi's in Hylia?
Shouldn't it be "dino"-mite? Y'know… because they're "dinosaurs", not "dynosaurs".
could be worse…could be…
Birdo.
But what would happen if they both kissed and ate each other at the EXACT same time?
EGG PARADOX!
Then the BullPig randomly comes in, knocks the Yoshis over, make them fall off the Bridge of Eldin, and die.
THE END
You know, a Yoshi being pink doesn't mean it's a female yoshi… oh god…
Looks like this Yoshi…
*Puts on sunglasses*
… Is hungry for love!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it could be that yoshi are like chickens and a certain lizard
chickens constantly lay eggs even though most of the time it is infertile and a species of lizard are all female and when one of the lizards has a boost in testosterone it can fertilize an egg
and yes i am a nerd that thought about this in a biological perspective
NO! This is PATRICK!
…Besides, only Robotnik can wield the powers of a Pingas. Everyone else either gets a Dict. Or a Piness if they're truly worthy.
The sun set as the two Yoshis gazed into each others eyes, both knowing the inevitabl-
KING BULBIN CHARGE!
Its too bad that Yoshi's need to eat their mate in order to reproduce.
do yoshis fall in love?