MUSCLEKARP

116 Comments

1. MrRaccoon on February 9th, 2010 1:37 am
   

   Magikarp used steroids
   IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
   Magikarp used rampage
   Foe pokemon "faints"
   Foe trainer "faints"
   You "faint"
   Guy watching the fight "faints"
   Granny passing by "faints"
   *"faints"*
2. Kirby_Emprer on February 9th, 2010 1:38 am
   

   Magikarp evolved into
   MANLYKARP!!!!!
3. VideoGameGeek on February 9th, 2010 1:38 am
   

   Inb4 SUPAH EFFECTIVE
4. SacroSankt on February 9th, 2010 1:48 am
   

   All those muscles and he still only knows Splash……..oh jesus….what if he….EVOLVES?!
5. MasterLuigi452 on February 9th, 2010 1:50 am
   

   WTF???
   http://downloads.flashkit.com/soundfx/Mayhem/Expl…
   IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
6. Acrazymonke on February 9th, 2010 1:53 am
   

   dude lay off the rare candys
7. Paulrus-Keaton? on February 9th, 2010 2:00 am
   

   GENTLEMEN! BEHOOOOLD!
   GIGANTIC FISH NIPPLES! WITH A GIGANTIC FISH…. COCK!

   ….
   AND NOW YOU LOOK AT IT! YOU ARE NOW NO LONGER A SANE HUMAN BEING!!!!
   BAH HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Mako_Tsunami on February 9th, 2010 2:04 am
   

   My God…how did this spawn from the ocean?
9. JohnPoe on February 9th, 2010 2:05 am
   

   Kids, don't cheat your Magikarp. Don't use 'roids on him.

   Sure this one got muscles fast, but he didn't EARN them. A real winner would have gone out for one turn against fifteen million level three shiny pidgey's before running away immediately because all he knew was splash. This Magikarp has no character. He has never learned the value of experience.

   Also: shriveled poke'balls.
10. Alpar on February 9th, 2010 2:16 am
    

    This was a mix between a Magikarp, Machoke, and a Jinx.

    And that is why threesome breeding has been denied for Generation 5.
11. TCC on February 9th, 2010 2:19 am
    

    he's here to pump *clap* you up! :O
12. Alpar on February 9th, 2010 2:25 am
    

    …His Liver?
13. Nicholas Copernicus on February 9th, 2010 2:40 am
    

    I am now officially afraid to go fishing and use surf anywhere outside of battle in any Pokemon game now. Thank you, Trunks, for submitting this demonspawn Shawn calls a commission. If you need me, I am finding some industrial strength bleach.
14. Techercizer on February 9th, 2010 2:50 am
    

    Looks like Magicarp…

    *Sunglasses*

    just got pumped.

    YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
15. SexyLegs on February 9th, 2010 2:51 am
    

    my friends.. this is what happens when you divide by 0… i hope you have learned your lesson from this (probably not)
16. Caelun_Niveus on February 8th, 2010 10:25 pm
    

    Magikarp: Quickly retrieve arms from Pokeball.
17. Xyxoz on February 9th, 2010 3:39 am
    

    So this is what they mean by "the king of the lake"
18. Hakokoro on February 9th, 2010 3:41 am
    

    A Machoke has fucked a Magikarp
    And now their son is here to fuck us
19. aimless_void on February 9th, 2010 3:54 am
    

    Science, my good man, has nothing to do with this! Even a scientist such as myself would not be involved in such atrocities! No, this is a sheer act of will…the Magikarp has grown tired of waiting to evolve so it has taken matters into its own fins!
20. SacroSankt on February 9th, 2010 4:15 am
    

    YOU.
21. MasterLuigi452 on February 9th, 2010 6:56 am
    

    So wait…
    Now he's the manliest Pokemon in the world??
    If it is, it's going to say…
    SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!
22. Daifuku on February 9th, 2010 7:28 am
    

    MuscleKarp has no need for a trainer.
23. VyseRogueKing on February 9th, 2010 2:52 am
    

    Oh my god, his muscles are so beefy you could barbecue them. Quick! Run away before he realizes he can kill us. He'll punch the out all our blood and show us pain really does hurt.
24. Taiho on February 9th, 2010 11:13 am
    

    MAGIKARP used MANLY POSE!
    It's… kinda creepy…
25. Warlord Senax on February 9th, 2010 2:11 pm
    

    From Daifuku to SnovB those posts are made of pure win.
26. Daifuku on February 9th, 2010 2:25 pm
    

    ? NOWAI!!!
27. IndianCHAN on February 9th, 2010 2:54 pm
    

    NOT GOOD GRAVY! ;_;
28. Zink120 on February 9th, 2010 5:24 pm
    

    Is that a Gyarados in your pants, or a you just happy to see me?
29. MassiveDamage on February 9th, 2010 7:46 pm
    

    So here's this Giant Enemy Magikarp.
    And it hits your weak your weakspot…
30. DClaw on February 10th, 2010 7:51 pm
    

    Don't know about you guys, but I brought him for 500 "pokedollers" before I went to
    Mt Moon…Won't be killin' me tonight!
31. Nooklear Man on February 13th, 2010 5:59 am
    

    O_____O
32. ScorpioWing on February 14th, 2010 2:52 am
    

    After years of being made fun of. "YEAH BITCHES WHO'S GETTIN HUMILIATED NOW, MOTHER FUCKERS" *Rips trainers head off and eats it*
33. CaptAmazo on March 22nd, 2010 8:30 am
    

    I'll bet he likes Fish Sticks.
34. N64iac on April 14th, 2010 2:28 pm
    

    This is what the level 100 Magikarp look like in Platinum.
35. PotatoClock on May 25th, 2010 5:41 pm
    

    Now I'm wet. |:3
36. ScarmiglioneX on October 15th, 2010 3:08 pm
    

    I feel sorry for the people who be trippin up all in his grill.

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