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OMG DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT GUY'S SWORD? THAT THING WAS HUGE!

Oh Vanille, when will you learn? It’s not the size of the sword, it’s how you use it!
Also quit staring at War’s sword… you’re making everyone uncomfortable!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2010 · 12:03 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (160 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)
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Cock Joke, Final Fantasy, Playstation, Square Enix, Swordplay, Xbox 360

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meh I've seen bigger... I mean it nearly split me in two... I mean 'cause it was so big and hard... yeah... I should shut up now
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1 reply · active 795 weeks ago
I like Big Swords and i can not lie,
All you other Warriors cant Deny.....

(I shall finish the rest of this Later, unless one of you wants to take a stab at it)
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3 replies · active 795 weeks ago
Continuity? In /my/ Halolz?

It's more likely than you think.
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It's eating her! And now it's going to eat me too!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
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1 reply · active 795 weeks ago
That's right, make her SCARED of it.
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Don't forget kids, big damage can come from small swords.
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2 replies · active 795 weeks ago
War-kun is so kawaii desu-ne.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLvZWpiRPOw
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8 replies · active 795 weeks ago
the timing of this post and the previous post are perfect... they were made for eachother

ugh... valentines day must be getting to me... i have to go punch something now to get over it
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4 replies · active 795 weeks ago
This sounds oddly wrong.
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And the red riding hood said:" Wow! Grandma! What a big sword you have!"
The wolf said:" Can't let you finish this, cock joke!
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It doesn't matter how large a sword is... if it isn't sharp, it's just a lumbering mass of metal.
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2 replies · active 795 weeks ago
I'm telling you, it was this big!
http://www.halolz.com/2008/04/22/it-was-this-big/
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War X Vanille? I smell a Halolz fanfiction.
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It's not as large as my HARPOON!
Isn't that right, ocean?
....
The ocean says, "yes."
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Man, she doesn't want to see my sword. "BRIK'D"
-That's what you get for an overused joke!
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Tis' not about the sword size, but it is about the man behind it.

And THAT is why Link and Cloud are what the fangirls are always after.
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6 replies · active 795 weeks ago
two questions..
1. read right to left or let to right?
2. is this a response to the previous halolz post?
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1 reply · active 795 weeks ago
Just wait til she sees my sword.
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If i were you i'd be more conserned about your hands and ears, i mean who the hell designed them?!
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2 replies · active 795 weeks ago
I can't get this outta my head:

Manly Cloud to the protagonist of FFXIII: YOUR SWORD IS SO SMALL! IS FUNNY TO ME!
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1 reply · active 795 weeks ago
Innuendo?
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3 replies · active 795 weeks ago
Was she referring to the submission before this?
She should've been happy that he didn't bring his BIGGER sword.
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3 replies · active 795 weeks ago
inb4That'swhatshesaid
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3 replies · active 795 weeks ago
Just one word:
MULTIKILL

*winkwinknudgenudgesaynomoresaynomore*
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11 replies · active 795 weeks ago
Dont worry baby..he will use it gently and slowly..
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3 replies · active 795 weeks ago
I see you have a blade, and I also see your sword is as big as mine
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14 replies · active 795 weeks ago
I take it it's Huge Sword Day? Hell, we should make our own holidays on this site! We already have Falcon Friday and Wolf Wednesday.
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6 replies · active 795 weeks ago
Meh, mine is bigger.
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Meh, size is for pussies.
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...Pointing out massive swords? In FINAL FANTASY? Way to go, Captain Obvious.
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7 replies · active 795 weeks ago
She was talking about mine. :D
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