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ZOMBIES - LOOKS LIKE I JUST GOT A HOLE IN ONE!

HOLEY MOLEY!
Looks like those zombies are in a HOLE lot of trouble now!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 1, 2010 · 6:14 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (155 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)
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Head Shot, Left 4 Dead, Lucky Day, Massive Damage, PC, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies

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Tiger woods would be proud
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5 replies · active 794 weeks ago
I guess such puns are...

*sunmonocle*

PAR for the course.

*sips a nice chamomile blend*
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What, stopping with just one hole? XD
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Tiger Woods - For every hole in one there is one in a hole.
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And don't forget to divide by Zero.
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Left4Dead? More like...

...Left Fore Dead!
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4 replies · active 794 weeks ago
*golf clap*
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ooooooooh now i get it! lol good one!
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Looks like that shot is

*sunglasses*

Sub-PAR

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
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Surprisingly effective. That damn gopher's next.
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1 reply · active 794 weeks ago
Well, he evaded a crossbow-trap, flooding, and I do believe dynamite?
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*Jimmy Page's guitar riff*
You need pwning,zombie I'm not fooling,
I'm gonna send you, back to respawning,
Way down inside, zombie you need it,
I'm gonna get you with my club,
I'm gonna get you with my club.

Yeeeeaaah!

Make a hole with my club!
Make a hole with my club!
Make a hole with my club!
Make a hole with my club!

You've been lurking, zombie I've been smirking,
All them good times, zombie, zombie, I've been owning,
Way, way down inside, zombie you'll get it,
I'm gonna get you with my club...Get you with my club!
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1 reply · active 794 weeks ago
Make a hole with my club!
Make a hole with my club!
Make a hole with my club!
Make a hole with my club!

You've been headshot, zombie, I've been aiming,
All the good times I've been spawn camping,
Way, way down inside, I'm gonna hit you with my club,
I'll hit every inch of you with my club,
Gonna hit you with my club.

Make a hole with my club!
Make a hole with my club!
Make a hole with my club!
Make a hole with my club!

*Weird reverse-echo effect*

Way down inside...Undead....You need...

CluuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUB!

You make me hurl...I'm gonna need some good peelz!

I keep on shooting zombies!
I keep on shooting zombies!
I keep on shooting zombies.

ChaaaaAIIIIIIINsaaaaaaw!
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Just for that terrible pun, i will HAVE to kill you handyside.

Beware, now the inbred chocobo will be tapping at your door, probably because i keep facedoor'ing, but i'll still peck you to death XD
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2 replies · active 794 weeks ago
Kentucky Fried Chocobo?
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I'll help,LISTEN FOR THE DOOR THUNKING,AND THE WINDOW CLAWING AND STABBINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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Reporter: "Mr. Walker, can we expect Half-Life 2: Episode 3 to come out this year?"

Robin Walker: "Well, unfortunately, we've had to push back the release date for Episode 3, but when you hear why, I think you really won't mind. In the second quarter of 2010, Valve software plans to release our new game, "Golf: Source." We hope to use our new HDR lighting technique and Source physics to display a new take on golf. Our designers have come up with nine perfectly balanced kinds of golf club, and our revised AI director will be able to personalize each game for every player. So maybe if you're doing really well, the director will double the length of the course, while players who are struggling may have the ball drawn into the hole for an easy par due to a resonance cascade. So, log onto Steam now, and [re-order for a chance to experience dystopian alternate reality golf like never before."
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1 reply · active 794 weeks ago
Looks like Robin Walker likes making games and chewing bubblegum...

*shades*

...And he has a whole lotta gum!*

*use with previous Led Zep parody
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Oh the IRONy! (you know, as in golf...iron...)
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2 replies · active 794 weeks ago
WOODn't I want to join your CLUB. I'd get to DRIVER other people crazy and make them GREEN with envy, but I doubt that it's a FAIRWAY to make ePeen.
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Boom. Headshot.
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This a Holey picture, and therefore must be protected.
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Too bad the zombie can't get a mulligan on this.
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If Valve incorporates animals, I guess they'll go the HOLE hog in killing pigs!
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Well, that's one way to get rid of a zit...
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POW! Haha.
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Is that bottom right zombie the terminator o.O
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LOL HOLE PUNS LOL!

*sips golf course*
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Buckshot.
It's what's for dinner!
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goddamn... i know valve's source engine is powerful but this is just...... wow
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inAfterBadPuns

A wild Zombie appears!
Zombie uses Slash!
Zombie misses!
Survivor uses Shotgun!
It's Super Effective!
Survivor gains 0 exp (you cant level in Left4Dead you moron!)
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Looks like that zombie
*mask*
will need some brains

RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
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10 replies · active 794 weeks ago
OBJECTION!

Zombies don't need brains, they simply want them because they're bored.
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HOLD IT!

You have never been a zombie nor will you be so you can't talk about their way of living. It's irrelevant to said proposition!
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What do you think zombies do after they've taken all brains in the world?
NOTHING
Because they wanted to do it to kill their boredom.
And you don't have to be something in order to understand its position.

TAKE THAT!
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OBJECTION!
I site a quote from return of the living dead in which one of the zombies themselves explained that being dead apparently hurts, and "the brains stop the pain."
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SUSTAINED!
Before loosing control over themselves the zombies seem to do it willingly, and then they do it as a behavior
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OBJECTION!

Officials in post-necrotic human studies have confirmed that zombies have already lost control by the time they've become zombies and that they eat FLESH, not brains.
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But my primary point was that zombies don't need brains. If there are only four survivors in one city, it won't be enough to satisfy a nation full of zombies. So therefore, zombies still don't NEED brains.
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OBJECTION!

That coment was based on a suposicion and must be considered irrelevant
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SUSTAINED! Although I am the resident judge, may it be brought forth that zombies, in fact, do not want brains. They wish to kill, not eat. Undead creatures do not need to eat, and when did you last see a Spitter or Smoker eat a brain? Therefore I find Mr. Raccoon... NOT GUILTY! *bangs gavel*
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Well, I may not be Rosie O'Donnel, but that doesn't mean I can't tell that a normal pair of pants won't fit her.
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HOLEy crap, where did that tag cloud on the right side of the page come from?
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inb4MoreHolePuns
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