And the lord spoke onto Moses, “Go forth and defeat Contra, I shall give you my holiest of codes to aid you. ”
Photoshop by Cracked.com, submitted by smashpro1
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 28, 2010 · 8:21 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
I had another, more offensive way to end that… let's just say it involved Germany, the early-mid 1900's, and the word "Auschwitz".
So thats how he parted the the sea!
HAX!
Hacks AND blasphemy. Now what is Dr Hax Gonna throw?
Thou shalt not bitch when fragged.
Thy shall respect thy pc and thy console.
Thou shalt not use hax.
Thou shalt not team-kill… unless your teammate art being a douche.
I.Gaming is thy holy pastime, thou shalt not have outdoor activities before thee.
II.Thou shalt not be fanboyish in the name of gaming.
III.Remember thou keep holy the game release dates.
IV.Honor thy PC and thy console.
V.Thou shalt not kill steal.
VI.Thou shalt not frag…without gloating in the aftermath.
VII.Thou shalt lose graciously; thou shalt not bitch nor whine when fragged.
VIII.Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the gods.
IX.Thou shalt teabag only in the wake of unquestionable ownage.
there was a spaceballs cartoon that was shown on G4 like a year ago that had this!
everyone getting transported into a GTA world but with like every video game character in it instead of a normal city, all the characters only had 1hp… so they used that code to give them infinite hp and then they could defend themselves
Is it just me, or does that guy look like he was in the original Planet of the Apes?
Needs moar Falcon. :)
Strange, that's what he did to the bush…
Falcon Almighty is the one who gave him the code.
Unfortunately, he forgot the last part of the code, and the Jewish people repeatedly got their asses kicked throughout history.
Last time I tried it to destroy the world and summon an army of rabid raccoons… and all I got was a dog following my soccer ball!
Bwahahahaha!
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So…
That code works on NES games??
I heard he,and every other crazy person back then in that book,talked to themselves.
The next comandment is how to turn on Noclip. Now you know how Moses parted the Red Sea ;D
Bringing the motherf*cking death by konami!