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Can't let you do that, Na-nooks!

Never thought I’d see the day Star Wolf would save us from Earth destroying polar bears!
I guess I should be thankful!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 27, 2010 · 10:58 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (152 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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Aerial Maneuvers, Can't Let You Do That, N64, Nintendo, StarFox, Weird, Wild Animals

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Gee we've been saved by Wolf. How swell.
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5 replies · active 737 weeks ago
If the Earth is blown up by polar bears, what would that leave Wolf to rule over? ;D
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Can't let you prick up this victory,Vyse
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i totally can let him do that YOU KNOW WHY
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Grizzly has orderd us to take you down
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DO A BARREL ROLL!
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The number 1 threat to America: BEARS
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5 replies · active 796 weeks ago
They are Godless killing machines.
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Looks like Stephen Colbert was right.
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but what did he say about polar bears
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So I was talking with my girlfriend, and we got on the topic of our biggest fears. I asked her what hers was and she said, "My biggest fear is that you'll find someone better than me and leave me for her." She then asked me what my biggest fear was. I said, "Bears."
Apparently, that was the wrong answer.
[/Mike Birbiglia]
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ohboyohboyohboy

EDIT: I'm 16 hours late.
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Do a bearrell roll!
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1 reply · active 796 weeks ago
hey you know that joke you just made, i get it
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Uhhhhh... that's weird I can't leave a rating... is anyone else having that problem?
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14 replies · active 796 weeks ago
CAN'T LET YOU RATE IN THAT COMMENT BOX.

In other news,seems to be working fine for me.
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Congrats on an epic Wolf joke. I'm here to offer you a position in the Church of Wolf, if you're interested.
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"Hey there,i'm here converting people to the circle of Pyrothism." (Thats what he thinks he said)

HMMFFF HF HMM HFHFHF
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your right Mr hatandclogs we should make a religion about me great idea
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My idea! or it is now...
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may I suggest we increase this guy's e-peen for great justice?
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Justice served.
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Got no problem, maybe it was a temporal glitch
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Wolf can't let you do that
EDIT: dammit Kaito beat me to it
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Looks like you just got... *sunglasses* inb4'd.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Can't let you be the first one, SSkye!
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Can't let you insult Sskye,Blind guy!
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I can't see you, Guys?
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I find the lack of puns here unBEARable.
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5 replies · active 796 weeks ago
*slap*
Whats unbareable is 2 things,SPELLING AND PUNS!

*GRAMMER HAMMER + HAMBURGERLER CANNON*
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*sigh* http://leet-master-dai.deviantart.com/journal/297...

Live by these rules and may BEARly come out on top.
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"GrammEr."

*SPELLING HAMMER*
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dont blame him he only had the BEARst intentions when using that pun
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I think a troll hunt is in order. I've found an increasing number of 0's on this page. That's what is unBEARable.
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Wolf? We need Zangief!
oh boy oh boy
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2 replies · active 796 weeks ago
You forgot the hyperactive dialect to it and the key word.

"Ohboyohboyohboy....WRESTLE!"
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IT'S A BEAR! :D
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If wolf's not careful they might blow up Venom next
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Destroy the Earth wisely!
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Quick! Press Z or R twice!

Show him your Destroy-the-Earth move!
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I know how to stop them further: plant a bomb in their cave. It's just like Fortuna, except we don't defuse the bomb.
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This looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and having seen a few shops in my time.
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5 replies · active 796 weeks ago
no way, that wolf is totally real and is right there with that bear in the airplane, which is also real. there's no way they'd put something as lowly as PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURES on a site about VIDEO GAME SCREEN SHOTS.

i actually saw this in a documentary about polar bears. their natural enemy is the wolf. this specific spot was from Bear/Wolf War 7, when the wolves finally outsmarted the bears and won the war, giving them the ability and technology to travel through space and attack their real enemies, the foxes
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The bears were good... but the wolves were better
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that seems crazy that could never happen
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Hmm... it appears that my comment hvae been down-rated. To prevent loss of e-peen, please enjoy the following joke.

It appears that this picture has been digitally manipulated. I can identify such frauds from observing the coloured units of a picture commonly called "pixels" and having encountered similar digitally manipulated pictures during my career.
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Captain Obvious is most obvious?

If you were paying attention, the polar bears are from a video a little bit back on this site. It's for a hockey team.

And Wolf is from......well, hopefully, we don't have to explain THAT much to you...
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