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While playing Mass Effect 2, you should always follow doctor’s orders!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2010 · 7:00 AM 
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Don't swallow or YOU'LL DIE.

JESUS MAN, way to cock block a dude. No bj for him.
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7 replies · active 789 weeks ago
CHAFING
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5 replies · active 789 weeks ago
Holy crap, Mordin knows a lot about interspecies relations. No wonder they call him Dr. Love.
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I'm glad this conversation happens. When I discovered the concept of Garrus-love, my first reaction was: "But he's allergic to people. Would he get diarrhea just from sharing salvia?"
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5 replies · active 789 weeks ago
Maybe the lube...maybe it's made out of chocolate
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
Sounds like he was trying to push an alien version of the Kama Sutra on her.
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
biw chicka wow OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT
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3 replies · active 789 weeks ago
Bow chafing wow wow!
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Its a trap!he will do it from behind!
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This is all seriously in the story and I didn't miss a thing, did I......I'm going to need to play the game again....aren't I.....
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You're gonna love my nuts!
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I'll stick to eating an apple a day..
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Can't let you screw that, Starfox.
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In other words " Bow chicka bow wow "
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English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Big words hurt head.
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Interspecies=Big nono.
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When he said "So don't, ahem, Ingest" I though of the heavy eating his jarate'd sandvich.
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I'll try to take that to heart.
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Too many big words! DX
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I just noticed the new Halolz background...pretty awesome...

WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?!
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2 replies · active 789 weeks ago
Alien secretions: It's what's for dinner
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3 replies · active 789 weeks ago
Where can I get a wristwatch with alien sex positions on it?
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
Awwwwkwaaaaaard...
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I wonder what advice he would give for a Krogran?
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1 reply · active 789 weeks ago
And I thought Sex Ed classes were a breeze. Then they throw this into the equation....
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3 replies · active 789 weeks ago
I guess its safe to say he discharges, instead of ingestion.
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this makes me want to play Mass Effect even though I've never played Mass Effect
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So basically long story short... Doing the nasty with aliens is out of it? I bet many people would be dissapointed with hearing this.

I'm just suprised he knows so much about it.
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3 replies · active 789 weeks ago
Though I never played ME... this really provokes my curiosity... and my penor.

Still, I "lolwuted" with much emphasis on the "lol."
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His advice for Krogan:
Don't.
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if you thought that was good you should hear his singing voice <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKgFBgJ8wbg&fe..." target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKgFBgJ8wbg&fe... listen to mordin AKA Dr. interspecieslove singing such hits as "xenoscience studies" "scientist salarian" , "Species turian, asari and batarian" and many many more... ok well most of it is just ONE song but i like to make up songs names for him... is that a crime >:O
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