While playing Mass Effect 2, you should always follow doctor’s orders!
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[VIDEO] Mordin on Interspecies Relationships

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2010 · 7:00 AM

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SacroSankt 59p · 789 weeks ago

Don't swallow or YOU'LL DIE.

JESUS MAN, way to cock block a dude. No bj for him.

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 789 weeks ago

CHAFING

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AuraMaster 107p · 789 weeks ago

Holy crap, Mordin knows a lot about interspecies relations. No wonder they call him Dr. Love.

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Thebes 25p · 789 weeks ago

I'm glad this conversation happens. When I discovered the concept of Garrus-love, my first reaction was: "But he's allergic to people. Would he get diarrhea just from sharing salvia?"

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GullibleGregory 65p · 789 weeks ago

Maybe the lube...maybe it's made out of chocolate

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Leo E. 114p · 789 weeks ago

Sounds like he was trying to push an alien version of the Kama Sutra on her.

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Acrazymonke 93p · 789 weeks ago

biw chicka wow OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT

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Alfa 61p · 789 weeks ago

Bow chafing wow wow!

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Hakokoro 82p · 789 weeks ago

Its a trap!he will do it from behind!

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tstriker1 78p · 750 weeks ago

This is all seriously in the story and I didn't miss a thing, did I......I'm going to need to play the game again....aren't I.....

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YYS 1p · 789 weeks ago

You're gonna love my nuts!

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MyApologies 47p · 789 weeks ago

I'll stick to eating an apple a day..

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Gradius 1p · 789 weeks ago

Can't let you screw that, Starfox.

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JboneDRS 70p · 789 weeks ago

In other words " Bow chicka bow wow "

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True Hate 77p · 789 weeks ago

English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Big words hurt head.

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Kuffey 58p · 789 weeks ago

Interspecies=Big nono.

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Miketuu 82p · 789 weeks ago

When he said "So don't, ahem, Ingest" I though of the heavy eating his jarate'd sandvich.

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 789 weeks ago

I'll try to take that to heart.

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Coodoo 93p · 789 weeks ago

Too many big words! DX

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GullibleGregory 65p · 789 weeks ago

I just noticed the new Halolz background...pretty awesome...

WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?!

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GullibleGregory 65p · 789 weeks ago

Alien secretions: It's what's for dinner

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GullibleGregory 65p · 789 weeks ago

Where can I get a wristwatch with alien sex positions on it?

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Jade Catima 91p · 789 weeks ago

Awwwwkwaaaaaard...

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truegentleman 84p · 789 weeks ago

I wonder what advice he would give for a Krogran?

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Someguy5031 56p · 789 weeks ago

And I thought Sex Ed classes were a breeze. Then they throw this into the equation....

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Badonk 105p · 789 weeks ago

I guess its safe to say he discharges, instead of ingestion.

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pinecone2654 60p · 789 weeks ago

this makes me want to play Mass Effect even though I've never played Mass Effect

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Nowaki 50p · 789 weeks ago

So basically long story short... Doing the nasty with aliens is out of it? I bet many people would be dissapointed with hearing this.

I'm just suprised he knows so much about it.

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FoxyMayo 89p · 789 weeks ago

Though I never played ME... this really provokes my curiosity... and my penor.

Still, I "lolwuted" with much emphasis on the "lol."

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Eddshere · 684 weeks ago

His advice for Krogan:
Don't.

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Kirby_Emprer 72p · 789 weeks ago

if you thought that was good you should hear his singing voice <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKgFBgJ8wbg&fe..." target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKgFBgJ8wbg&fe... listen to mordin AKA Dr. interspecieslove singing such hits as "xenoscience studies" "scientist salarian" , "Species turian, asari and batarian" and many many more... ok well most of it is just ONE song but i like to make up songs names for him... is that a crime >:O

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FoxyMayo on January 25th, 2010 12:27 pm

Lolwut?
dimomarg on January 25th, 2010 2:21 pm

uh… ok? Seems like useful advice…
Acrazymonke on January 25th, 2010 2:41 pm

biw chicka wow OH DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT
Badonk on January 25th, 2010 6:44 pm

I guess its safe to say he discharges, instead of ingestion.
Someguy5031 on January 25th, 2010 7:37 pm

And I thought Sex Ed classes were a breeze. Then they throw this into the equation….
Alpar on January 25th, 2010 10:12 pm

UNLESS IT'S A FARM.
Teradohn on January 25th, 2010 11:34 pm

Awwwwkwaaaaaard…
GullibleGregory on January 25th, 2010 6:42 pm

Maybe the lube…maybe it's made out of chocolate
GullibleGregory on January 25th, 2010 11:42 pm

Where can I get a wristwatch with alien sex positions on it?
BillyMaysHere on January 26th, 2010 12:18 am

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH THE BUCKET O'EYE BLEACH! WITH JUST ONE CUP, ALL THE NASTY THINGS YOU SAW TWENTY SECONDS BEFORE USE WILL DISAPPEAR FROM YOUR MIND COMPLETELY!*

*(DOES NOT INCLUDE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN ON 4CHAN)
Coodoo on January 26th, 2010 12:32 am

Too many big words! DX
Jet_Sparrow on January 26th, 2010 1:06 am

I'll try to take that to heart.
Vabolo on January 26th, 2010 2:21 am

I see dead celebrities!
Vabolo on January 26th, 2010 2:31 am

I'll give you three guesses.
Vabolo on January 26th, 2010 2:33 am

Cadslippery-brand chocolate sauce.
Thebes on January 26th, 2010 2:48 am

Spellcheck, what the fuck? "saliva"

And that's not grammar dude, it's spelling. They're different.
Thebes on January 26th, 2010 3:12 am

In that case, thank you for being considerate.
Juledawg on January 26th, 2010 3:15 am

In other words " Bow chicka bow wow "
Shawn Handyside on January 26th, 2010 4:55 am

HEAVEN OR HELL, LETS ROCK
Gradius on January 26th, 2010 9:55 am

Can't let you screw that, Starfox.
TheAceOfSkulls on January 26th, 2010 11:34 am

If more doctors did something like that, no one would ever mind getting shots!
Vabolo on January 26th, 2010 12:36 pm

It's as tasty as it is ineffable! :D
Caelun_Niveus on January 26th, 2010 2:28 pm

Studding >_< I uses Firefox's spellchecker on that too.
MyApologies on January 26th, 2010 4:35 pm

I'll stick to eating an apple a day..
Caelun_Niveus on January 26th, 2010 2:28 pm

Studding >_< I uses Firefox's spellchecker on that too.
AuraMaster on January 26th, 2010 10:24 pm

That just made my day. A plus for you, good sir. p.-
AuraMaster on January 26th, 2010 10:29 pm

Holy crap, Mordin knows a lot about interspecies relations. No wonder they call him Dr. Love.
Kirby_Emprer on January 26th, 2010 11:30 pm

if you thought that was good you should hear his singing voice target="_blank"> rel="nofollow">… listen to doctor singing such hits as "xenoscience studies" "scientist salarian" , "Species turian, asari and batarian" and many many more… ok well most of it is just ONE song but i like to make up songs names for him… is that a crime >:O
YYS on January 27th, 2010 6:42 am

You're gonna love my nuts!
tstriker1 on October 27th, 2010 8:28 am

This is all seriously in the story and I didn't miss a thing, did I……I'm going to need to play the game again….aren't I…..
Eddshere on February 4th, 2012 10:34 am

His advice for Krogan:
Don't.