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DWARVEN CONDOM - It’s super effective

SavageSparrow always prefers her man wear dwarven armor in Dragon Age Origins… it provides a +5 DEF against STD’s and +10 AGILITY against unwanted pregnancy!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2010 · 6:45 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (195 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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So does the +10 agility help you pull out in time, or does it just help you skip out on the girl after you fail your fortitude check?
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1 reply · active 790 weeks ago
This is what I expect after you break in a virgin:
http://www.unitlost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/1...
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2 replies · active 790 weeks ago
Talk about a hard-on!
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5 replies · active 790 weeks ago
Shawn forgot to mention the armor penetration bonus.

Dwwwaarven MAAAAAAAAAN!~
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1 reply · active 790 weeks ago
So he's going to do it in Plate mail? Doesn't that carry a -8 armor check penalty? It could... Hinder his performance, if you know what I mean.
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Would that be a Steel type?
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Bring out the gimp.
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Did you bring protection?
h3llz y3ah!! Full 4dAmnt!!11! Th3 s4m3 i us3 1n WoW!!!11one!! Ub3r-1337!
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He's covering something almost as short as he is.
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8 replies · active 790 weeks ago
Though I suppose it's really a matter of perspective...
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I think we need harden here...
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6 replies · active 790 weeks ago
That Dwarven Condom is a spy!
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1 reply · active 790 weeks ago
Whore used Seduce!
Its not very effective...
Armor used Jagged edge!
One hit K.O!
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21 replies · active 790 weeks ago
Using a Dwarf as a condom? Hmm...never tried that...
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