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VIRGIN - Why complain about it when you can be an awesome Grey Warden?

Sex is overrated anyway!
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VIRGIN

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 15, 2010 · 11:19 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(211 votes, average: 2.61 out of 5)

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BioWare, Dragon Age: Origins, Electronic Arts, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Xbox 360

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 793 weeks ago

Why lose your real-life virginity when thanks to games like Mass Effect and Dragon Age you can lose your video game virginity!
Me personally, I lost my video game virginity in Fallout 2. Unfortunately the 2nd thing I had sex with in Fallout 2 was a cow. I was then forced to marry in a shotgun wedding.

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 793 weeks ago

Strangely enough, killing an ogre using a sword in real life would probably get you a opposite results. After all you just took down a clearly endangered animal strong enough to rip a tank apart with a wedge of steel.

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Hakokoro 82p · 793 weeks ago

Sex...or video game....sex or video game...

Screw it,im going to have sex while playing video game

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OrionX 91p · 793 weeks ago

Ultimate dude goal: Have sex while playing an FPS online. Then, right as you orgasm, get a headshot on someone.

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TCC 105p · 793 weeks ago

ACHIEVEMENT: "O-FACE"

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Daifuku 113p · 793 weeks ago

Been done.

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KiruBananers 88p · 793 weeks ago

I always thought the line piece going into a small hole meant something..LINE PIECE!

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Hakokoro 82p · 793 weeks ago

Tetris God Just had a Orgasm

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KiruBananers 88p · 793 weeks ago

Don't you see his blade?its long and he's grabbing it by the hilt,and his sword is hard to hold...

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
(+1 for being all alone,in a zoo of fear)

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killercartoons 71p · 793 weeks ago

You can only be alone in this zoo for so long.

*narrows eyes*

I loled

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Vosur 92p · 793 weeks ago

I see blood on that blade... now I wish I could unsee that image.

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 793 weeks ago

And now I can't either. Thanks.

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Vosur 92p · 793 weeks ago

You're quite welcome.

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KiruBananers 88p · 793 weeks ago

Ahem,Kirby Untooned.

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TCC 105p · 793 weeks ago

rosie o'done/kirbyuntooned/puding....

that is all... -,-

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LinkyBS 76p · 793 weeks ago

AAHHH *mind splode*

·D.

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Vabolo 118p · 793 weeks ago

WITH CARROT TOP! >:D

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Daifuku 113p · 793 weeks ago

Great...it will scar your mind with unbridled ugly AND bad jokes...

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SacroSankt 59p · 792 weeks ago

UNLESS IT'S A FARM

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Daifuku 113p · 793 weeks ago

Remember kids, you could always marry your DS.

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Dracojounin7 88p · 793 weeks ago

I thought she was a two-faced whore?

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KiruBananers 88p · 793 weeks ago

Better than the PSP,her knob is right there for all the men.

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Vabolo 118p · 793 weeks ago

It does always want you to touch it.

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Dracojounin7 88p · 793 weeks ago

And why on the BOTTOM screen?

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Daifuku 113p · 793 weeks ago

Inb4This

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Taiho 86p · 793 weeks ago

The problem with that argument is that the Gray Wardens must first be awesome.

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Cactuar213 63p · 793 weeks ago

Technically, Allistar is a virgin because he was a templar. Grey Wardens are free to have all the sex they want...I think.

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