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MASTER CHIEF’S DAY OFF

Well… that lawn ain’t gonna mow itself!
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MASTER CHIEF’S DAY OFF

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 13, 2010 · 3:26 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(174 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)

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Categories:
Bungie, Depressing, Halo, Microsoft, Photo Op, Serious Business, The Great Outdoors, Too Much Free Time

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DClaw 83p · 798 weeks ago

Little do you know that THIS is his secret weapon! He will mow you down FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

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Miketuu 82p · 798 weeks ago

It's time to finish.......
the front lawn

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GameboyPATH 106p · 798 weeks ago

He could always get Link to do it.

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Angry_Sonic 54p · 798 weeks ago

The technonogy on advaced weaponry is off the scale, but for cutting the garden, it's still shitty? Wtf?

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tveye 100p · 798 weeks ago

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. He mows lawns and doesn't afraid of anything!

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Taiho 86p · 798 weeks ago

Damn grunts digging up my yard! Worse than gophers! Huh, I wonder if they're related? Space gophers, heh! Better break out the grenades.

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Juggernaut470 84p · 798 weeks ago

Thats not grass, its the newst evolution of flood :D. Ands thats no normal lawnmower, it does not just use blades, it uses energy blades :D.

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 798 weeks ago

Why is this tagged under the category "depressing"? He's obviously having a hell of a time!

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Daifuku 113p · 798 weeks ago

Nothing fraggs like a Deere!

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luigi 11792 44p · 782 weeks ago

a lawn mower?what the hecks going on?

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AnnieNK 35p · 798 weeks ago

Holy CRAP this one is old! I remember seeing this AGES ago.

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deadsy 31p · 798 weeks ago

Im pretty sure his slogan would be "your ass is grass!"

if he, you know, talked and stuff...

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Spencer 119p · 798 weeks ago

Even on his day off, Chief has work to do.
....So what about the Arbiter?

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Jade Catima 91p · 798 weeks ago

Why wouldn't he just hire Link to do that...?

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GiantHobbit 37p · 798 weeks ago

He wishes the lawn was emo so it could cut itself.

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G1drake 91p · 798 weeks ago

*5 minutes later*

everything is on fire and blood

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 798 weeks ago

After this he goes inside and plays his PS3. It's his form of protesting about the latest games not featuring him.

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Colonel_Obvious -93p · 798 weeks ago

Seems Master Chief found the BLTV unlock.
The Bladed Landscape Assault Vehicle.
~*~
FIRST!!!!

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