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Yes, it is possible to be TOO good at something. Even jumping!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 13, 2010 · 11:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (323 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)
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Aerial Maneuvers, Games, NES, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, Web Games

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Good thing he called in the SWAT team!
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11 replies · active 798 weeks ago
It was terrible! Nothing but ones and zeroes...and i think i even saw a two...
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2 replies · active 798 weeks ago
Go for it, Mario! The sky's the limOHSHIT!
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26 replies · active 798 weeks ago
I guess Mario took the red pill. Louis isn't happy about that, I hear.
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1 reply · active 798 weeks ago
I guess that Mario...

*shades*

...Just got a high score.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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1 reply · active 798 weeks ago
Mario: Yes! I did it! I reached the impossible World 9! Nothing can stop me no- *Swat*
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He has pierced the NES with his jumping!!!
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1 reply · active 798 weeks ago
This was surprisingly amusing.
I have to admit I sat staring at the flyswatter for a while before I laughed
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That is frickin' trippy! Look's like Mario's not the only one on shrooms.
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Welcome to the Mushroom King-BLOCK
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And THAT is why we don't break the fourth wall.
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Useless, but for some reason, ridiculously fun.
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I would be lying if I said that the ending didn't make me laugh out loud.
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oh ma god its a mirage telling mario he's been ssaaaabbboooootaaaaaageeeed sabotage
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You can jump to a certain height to cause the floor to break below you to crack upon landing, find the sweet spot, and you can cover the entire floor with cracks
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Boing, boing, boiooing, boooooioiiiniioonononing SMACK.

Anyone else notice the Link sprite within those pile of spites?
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It never happened,it was just a mushroom overdose
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2 replies · active 798 weeks ago
i was like "who in the name???wtf?
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mario!!!look out!!
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THIS GAME, I just lost it.
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I believe I can fly...
I believe I can touch the sky...
SWAT!!
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THAT BUSH IS A SPY!!1!
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1 reply · active 798 weeks ago
To be quite honest I did not see that coming.
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So jumping is the first step to dividing by zero, I have been told.
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